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Old 12.07.2006, 05:05 PM   #1
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You go first.

Okay, I will. Our 7th grade science teacher, a middle-aged woman, kept telling us not to pull boners! Can you imagine what this did to a room full of 13-year-old boys?
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Old 12.07.2006, 05:05 PM   #2
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I got a boner today.
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Old 12.07.2006, 05:06 PM   #3
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Okay. I was hoping for a little more than that. Something "empowering." A "transformative journey."
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Old 12.07.2006, 05:07 PM   #4
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I got a boner today.

I got like, 9
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Old 12.07.2006, 05:08 PM   #5
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That's more like it.

And how did it transform or empower you?
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Old 12.07.2006, 05:09 PM   #6
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I have a boner right now.
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Old 12.07.2006, 05:10 PM   #7
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Old 12.07.2006, 05:15 PM   #8
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That's more like it.

And how did it transform or empower you?

I ended up being desperate for sex. My cat didn't like it too much though, she was meowing afterwards...
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Old 12.07.2006, 06:00 PM   #9
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Old 12.07.2006, 06:03 PM   #10
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Old 12.07.2006, 09:40 PM   #11
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I once got a boner in the summer of '95. I put in the Bad Moon Rising cd and "Intro" sounded so awesome.
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Old 12.07.2006, 10:28 PM   #12
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dont you hate it when you are a passenger in a car, and u get a boner, and you can see your destination, so you gotta try your HARDest to not think about it and get it down before you get there.
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Old 12.07.2006, 10:31 PM   #13
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Old 12.07.2006, 10:32 PM   #14
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Old 12.07.2006, 10:33 PM   #15
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it feels like..umm..a nice feeling cramp haha i dunno
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Old 12.07.2006, 10:37 PM   #16
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That sounds boring. Why should girls be proud of giving guys a "nice cramp" feeling in their crotch?
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Old 12.07.2006, 10:44 PM   #17
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My history teacher got boners at the chalkboard all the time. And this was an all-boy catholic school. So go figure.
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Old 12.07.2006, 10:48 PM   #18
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oh yeh he must be thinking of little boys hey. Because when im in the car and accidently crack a bone, im thinking of my dad. lol
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Old 12.08.2006, 12:23 AM   #19
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My history teacher got boners at the chalkboard all the time. And this was an all-boy catholic school. So go figure.

Maybe he was fantasizing of lovely historical figures like Marie Antoinette.
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