How do you like your eggs?

Intellivision · 11.03.2006, 10:25 AM

What about raw in a glass with a tobasco sauce chaser? Now that's good eatin'...good drinking too.

Absinthe Goblin · 11.03.2006, 10:32 AM

couper dans les moitiés et Américains bourrés les appelle les diables.

atari 2600 · 11.03.2006, 10:37 AM

Usually huevos rancheros or hard-boiled for me.

Intellivision · 11.03.2006, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Absinthe Goblin

couper dans les moitiés et Américains bourrés les appelle les diables.

Deviled eggs would fall under hard-boiled, smarty-pants.

HaydenAsche · 11.03.2006, 10:40 AM

VEGAN

Intellivision · 11.03.2006, 10:42 AM

No embyro for you then.

Makes me think of that Saturday Night Live Weekend Update segment about the vegetarian magazine called "So Very Weak."

Tokolosh · 11.03.2006, 11:24 AM

Huevos rancheros, but I like them in a lot of different ways.

Intellivision · 11.03.2006, 11:53 AM

Burns, too, is dejected. He sits in his office to mull things over.

Burns: It's no use. I guess I'll have to leave all my money to the Egg Advisory Council. Eggs have gotten quite a bad rap lately, you know, Smithers.
[A rock crashes through the window]
Ooh, look! A bird has become petrified and lost its sense of direction.
Smithers: I think it's a rock, sir.
Burns: We'll see what the lab has to say about that.

-"Burns' Heir"

youthoftomorrow · 11.03.2006, 01:04 PM

scrambled with a little bit of cheese.

jon boy · 11.03.2006, 01:06 PM

unfertilised.

Danny Himself · 11.03.2006, 01:08 PM

Sunny side up.

Homer: That egg could've killed you by cholesterol.
Lenny: Ah, but while it has been proven that eggs contain cholesterol, there is still no proof that they actively increase the amount of cholesterol in the bloodstream.
Homer: So those Egg Council creeps have got to you too, 'eh?
Lenny: Oh, no Homer, it ain't like that!

Intellivision · 11.03.2006, 01:14 PM

I used to eat 'em poached as a kid.

king_buzzo · 11.03.2006, 01:44 PM

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I don't eat eggs...they come from a chicken's ass.

hillarious.

sunny side up w/ bacon

fishmonkey · 11.03.2006, 02:16 PM

how do you like your eggs in the moring
i like mine with a kiss

screamingskull · 06.20.2007, 08:04 AM

scrambled, or sunny side up. If they are sunny side up i wont eat the white bit though.

jon boy · 06.20.2007, 08:43 AM

poach or fry them them, put them in a pita bread, very nice.

silverfreepress (sdasher) · 06.20.2007, 08:49 AM

Hard-boiled and painted in pastel colors

aka The Easter

The Usher · 06.20.2007, 08:49 AM

I hate eggs, I think they're absolutely disgusting, man, they stink!

MellySingsDoom · 06.20.2007, 09:00 AM

Vejce s smazenym syrem

pantophobia · 06.20.2007, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny Himself

Sunny side up.

Homer: That egg could've killed you by cholesterol.
Lenny: Ah, but while it has been proven that eggs contain cholesterol, there is still no proof that they actively increase the amount of cholesterol in the bloodstream.
Homer: So those Egg Council creeps have got to you too, 'eh?
Lenny: Oh, no Homer, it ain't like that!

YOU BETTER RUN EGG!!!!!!

i like scrambled egg whites with cayenne pepper hot sauce

View Poll Results: Which way do you prefer?
poached	1	3.85%
fried over easy	0	0%
fried sunny side up	4	15.38%
fried medium	1	3.85%
fried hard	0	0%
soft-boiled	1	3.85%
hard-boiled	2	7.69%
scrambled or scrambled with cheese	11	42.31%
huevos rancheros	2	7.69%
I don't eat eggs...they come from a chicken's ass.	4	15.38%
Voters: 26. You may not vote on this poll

11.03.2006, 10:25 AM	#1
Intellivision i'm a rotten little fuck Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 347	What about raw in a glass with a tobasco sauce chaser? Now that's good eatin'...good drinking too.
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11.03.2006, 10:32 AM	#2
Absinthe Goblin little trouble girl Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 46	couper dans les moitiés et Américains bourrés les appelle les diables.
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11.03.2006, 10:37 AM	#3
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,213	Usually huevos rancheros or hard-boiled for me. __________________ Robert Rauschenberg, Canyon, 1959. Combine on canvas 81 3/4 x 70 x 24 inches.
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11.03.2006, 10:40 AM	#5
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	VEGAN __________________ rip
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11.03.2006, 10:42 AM	#6
Intellivision i'm a rotten little fuck Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 347	No embyro for you then. Makes me think of that Saturday Night Live Weekend Update segment about the vegetarian magazine called "So Very Weak."
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11.03.2006, 11:24 AM	#7
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Huevos rancheros, but I like them in a lot of different ways.
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11.03.2006, 11:53 AM	#8
Intellivision i'm a rotten little fuck Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 347	Burns, too, is dejected. He sits in his office to mull things over. Burns: It's no use. I guess I'll have to leave all my money to the Egg Advisory Council. Eggs have gotten quite a bad rap lately, you know, Smithers. [A rock crashes through the window] Ooh, look! A bird has become petrified and lost its sense of direction. Smithers: I think it's a rock, sir. Burns: We'll see what the lab has to say about that. -"Burns' Heir"
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11.03.2006, 01:04 PM	#9
youthoftomorrow expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Idaho. Posts: 1,418	scrambled with a little bit of cheese. __________________ avalanche.
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11.03.2006, 01:06 PM	#10
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	unfertilised. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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11.03.2006, 01:08 PM	#11
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Sunny side up. Homer: That egg could've killed you by cholesterol. Lenny: Ah, but while it has been proven that eggs contain cholesterol, there is still no proof that they actively increase the amount of cholesterol in the bloodstream. Homer: So those Egg Council creeps have got to you too, 'eh? Lenny: Oh, no Homer, it ain't like that!
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11.03.2006, 01:14 PM	#12
Intellivision i'm a rotten little fuck Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 347	I used to eat 'em poached as a kid.
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11.03.2006, 02:16 PM	#14
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	how do you like your eggs in the moring i like mine with a kiss __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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06.20.2007, 08:04 AM	#15
screamingskull invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: england Posts: 5,580	scrambled, or sunny side up. If they are sunny side up i wont eat the white bit though.
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06.20.2007, 08:43 AM	#16
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	poach or fry them them, put them in a pita bread, very nice. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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06.20.2007, 08:49 AM	#17
silverfreepress (sdasher) the destroyed room Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 588	Hard-boiled and painted in pastel colors aka The Easter
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06.20.2007, 08:49 AM	#18
The Usher stalker Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Hell Posts: 454	I hate eggs, I think they're absolutely disgusting, man, they stink! __________________
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06.20.2007, 09:00 AM	#19
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Vejce s smazenym syrem __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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