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Old 02.29.2012, 03:00 PM   #1
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Tell stories, anecdotes about your body behaving in ways that make you smile a little and surprise the perception you have of it.
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Old 02.29.2012, 03:05 PM   #2
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Before some dude from Canada or something asks, I don't have any such stories.
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Old 02.29.2012, 03:09 PM   #3
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I'm old. There are no more pleasant surprises.
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Old 02.29.2012, 03:14 PM   #4
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I'm old. There are no more pleasant surprises.
Many Holocaust victims would tend to disagree with that.
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Old 02.29.2012, 03:48 PM   #5
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Despite my advancing decrepitude, I, that is to say my body, produces extreme results from lovemaking technics.

There you have it.
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Old 02.29.2012, 04:17 PM   #6
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since i threw away my shoes, my feet have been very happy.

 


fuckit, that's a big picture...
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Old 02.29.2012, 04:23 PM   #7
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I remember that. I must've been 11? 10?, yeah it was confusing and immediately addictive.

I'm going to keep this post for the time being. I will let you know what I think of it when I need to remind you, AGAIN, that you fail at even simple things like taking the piss on the internet or being a self-celebrating moron for your own puerile reasons. You have been warned. Now, if you don't mind, fuck right off.
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Old 02.29.2012, 04:25 PM   #8
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I'm going to keep this post for the time being. I will let you know what I think of it when I need to remind you, AGAIN, that you fail at even simple things like taking the piss on the internet or being a self-celebrating moron for your own puerile reasons. You have been warned. Now, if you don't mind, fuck right off.


fisticuffs! yay!
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Old 02.29.2012, 04:32 PM   #9
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Old 02.29.2012, 05:00 PM   #10
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Experts define premature ejaculation as ejaculation that occurs within a minute of placing the penis inside the vagina. Nobody is sure what percentage of men experience premature ejaculation, and how often.
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Old 02.29.2012, 05:05 PM   #11
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The blackhead close up. About 7mm of goodness. This awesome blackhead came out of my friend’s back....My girlfriend and I were delighted to see what the camera was looking at. A nice sub-skin level blackhead. Very dark and juicy. Dan said he suspected a carcinoma or something else of the worst sort. Being a pessimist he discounted our blackhead diagnosis. Then it got all Freudian. The blackhead looked like a little penis.
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Old 02.29.2012, 05:08 PM   #12
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Experts define premature ejaculation as ejaculation that occurs within a minute of placing the penis inside the vagina. Nobody is sure what percentage of men experience premature ejaculation, and how often.
Afunso, if you would like to improve your performance, I will offer you tutoring for a.very low price, because you are my friend!!!!

Yes, I mean zenpenis mastery and what you can do with it.

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Old 02.29.2012, 05:46 PM   #13
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My body sometimes does this thing during bubblebath, where it makes chocolate submarines. I try very hard, but once the wulfpack is on the loose, there's no putting them back in the subpen. O how i tried. Next time, I make cocoa.
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Old 02.29.2012, 08:24 PM   #14
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shakers?
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Old 03.01.2012, 04:49 AM   #15
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the move it does when we purr

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Old 03.01.2012, 05:22 AM   #16
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oh thank you!

well it is too obvious in regards to what i wanted to say. back home we call those, lets say 'salters'. so i found out that this meatie part, the under part of our upper arm, women's arm, is called that way. you know as we women get older that part can become pretty shakie and can move around with the slightest move we make, resembling the move it does when we purr salt.

we call it the waving flesh, the ciao.
the british win at this: "bingo wings".

i thought you meant that fleshy little bit next to the armpit that pops out.
it's horrible when you wear tight bras. i call them armpit boobs.
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Old 03.01.2012, 05:36 AM   #17
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maybe it'll work better with the motion, like animation.
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