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Old 09.09.2006, 09:45 AM   #1
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Since i haven't gone out to get the paper yet,i've decided that pookie shall answer all the important and relevant questions concerning my life and so you should too.Here Pookie gives advice on marriage,mortgage,bank loans,girl/boy problems,gayness,sex and the like.So........
Dear pookie,
I'm feeling a bit frisky.What should i do?

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Old 09.09.2006, 09:48 AM   #2
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Dear Pookie,

My toenails are slightly skew-wiff on my left foot. What should I do?

Yours,

Trevor Mellifluous, Hull.
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Old 09.09.2006, 09:50 AM   #3
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I'm feeling a bit frisky.What should i do?

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Find a horny Italian, if that's not a tautology.
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Old 09.09.2006, 09:52 AM   #4
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Dear Pookie,
My bus is always packed in the morning.Should i start using the tube?

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Old 09.09.2006, 09:53 AM   #5
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Dear Pookie,

My toenails are slightly skew-wiff on my left foot. What should I do?

Yours,

Trevor Mellifluous, Hull.

I think you'll find that's "skew-whiff" Mr. Mellifluous.

And how do you know it's not the right foot's toenails that are in the wrong?
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Old 09.09.2006, 09:56 AM   #6
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Dear Pookie,

I have a bizarre obsession with a cock-obsessed fictional internet person. Should I let him bum me?

Yours,

Nigella Lawson.
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Old 09.09.2006, 09:58 AM   #7
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dear pookie,

my mouth is always very dry and i drink lots of water. can you give me any advice as to how to overcome this?

sue gekalois, wrexham.
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Old 09.09.2006, 10:04 AM   #8
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Dear Pookie,
My bus is always packed in the morning.Should i start using the tube?

Kind Regards

Roger Erogenous

Turnbridge Wells

No

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Dear Pookie,

I have a bizarre obsession with a cock-obsessed fictional internet person. Should I let him bum me?

Yours,

Nigella Lawson.

Yes

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dear pookie,

my mouth is always very dry and i drink lots of water. can you give me any advice as to how to overcome this?

sue gekalois, wrexham.

Why would you want to overcome drinking lots of water?
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Old 09.09.2006, 10:08 AM   #9
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Dear Pookie,
I've found an old smelly shoe in the attic the other day.Should i flog it or use it for sexual purposes?

Mariella Butt

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Old 09.09.2006, 10:11 AM   #10
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dear pookie,

i'm not even going to try to be funny, i need money, fast.

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Old 09.09.2006, 10:11 AM   #11
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Dear Pookie,

I sometimes like to have ice with my G & T, sometimes not. Should I?

Yours,

Constantine Clarence-Toppington-Smithington, Burnham.
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Old 09.09.2006, 10:18 AM   #12
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I've found an old smelly shoe in the attic the other day.Should i flog it or use it for sexual purposes?

Mariella Butt

Wigan

Use it for flogging.

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dear pookie,

i'm not even going to try to be funny, i need money, fast.

gill chesterson

sussex

I'm sorry gill, but if you're not even going to TRY to be funny...

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Dear Pookie,

I sometimes like to have ice with my G & T, sometimes not. Should I?

Yours,

Constantine Clarence-Toppington-Smithington, Burnham.

Yes you should sometimes & sometimes not.

And while we're at it, go to the beach in Burnham and deflate the fucking bouncy castle that my daughter broke her ankle on.
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Old 09.09.2006, 10:18 AM   #13
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dear pookie,

i have a terrible rash on the sould of myright foot. its been there for a few months now, any advice?

richard water, leicester.
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Old 09.09.2006, 10:19 AM   #14
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Dear Pookie,
I cannae find me glasses.Help!

Yours

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Old 09.09.2006, 10:20 AM   #15
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Old 09.09.2006, 10:21 AM   #16
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dear pookie,

i have a terrible rash on the sould of myright foot. its been there for a few months now, any advice?

richard water, leicester.

Generally, the longer you've had a rash, the more likely you need to see a doctor if you're concerned about it. Deciding if that mole you've had on your skin for the past twenty years is looking cancerous or not is something you want an expert to do.

Most of the time a rash that has been present for a couple of days will go away on its own. Warning signs that should send you to the doctor sooner rather than later are pain, rapid swelling causing shortness of breath, bleeding blisters in the mouth or eyes, skin that is rapidly turning dusky or black, and large amounts of skin peeling in sheets.
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Old 09.09.2006, 10:22 AM   #17
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I cannae find me glasses.Help!

Yours

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Old 09.09.2006, 10:23 AM   #18
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dear pookie,

i have little to no will power; in fact, i can't gather the energies i need to go to the can whenever nature calls. so my question is, should i buy a can of onion soup to piss while watching the telly?

hassan "butch" al-akrut.

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Old 09.09.2006, 10:23 AM   #19
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Dear Pookie,

I REFUSE TO DIE. Should I do a duet with Robbie Williams?

Yours,

Bono, in space. That's right, space, that's how rich I am, pauper.
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Old 09.09.2006, 10:24 AM   #20
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vec dosta dugo nemam curu,nikako nemogu naći ,u depresiji sam ,sta da radim? niko me neće ,zar sam ružan??
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