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Old 03.29.2006, 07:56 AM   #1
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Hey, anyone else notice that there hasn't really been a single super-hyper critical "Sonic Youth are fucking SELLOUTS!!!" nit-picky-whiny bitch thread since the new board was created? Come on, I mean we all know Sonic Youth are fucking pretentious elitist snobs, who should have quit before their name stopped relating to their age... Has-been, old fogey farts who were once cool but then started playing pop trash in the 90s just so they could get signed to a major label... Oh, yeah, and what's up with them thinking they can
"improvise" in all these side projects and quartets? I know what real Jazz improvisation sounds like... Hahahahahahaha...

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Old 03.29.2006, 08:00 AM   #2
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Old 03.29.2006, 08:03 AM   #3
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you want to annoy some people here? some people here are so much into religion of sonicuthisism or sonicuthology that they the won't even stand any criticizm i think situation its not as bad as you are claiming
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Old 03.29.2006, 08:20 AM   #4
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i agree with Soundtrax
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Old 03.29.2006, 08:36 AM   #5
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i agree with Soundtrax

Huh? I wasn't trying to annoy, anyone. I think this board is awesome, and am glad no one's posted any real baseless criticism, yet. But comeon, this is the Sonic Youth message board... You know its gonna happen!

I just felt like we could have a fun time making fun of the things people usually say when they come on to diss Sonic Youth.

Lot of material their to work worth, and I've always liked the Sonic Youth message boards because there's such a heavy element of good natured sarcasm, even in response to posts other people would point at and scream "TROLL!" Like the Sonic Youth are satanists, thread for instance. Overwhelming response to a kind of ridiculous question was "Fuck yeah they are!!!" or "Man, they better be. Sign of the Beast!!! 666." Lots of good natured fun going around. Plus, I think the true Sonic Youth fans could probably come up with the most hillarious, false, nasty shit to say about a band we love so much, and get a real solid laugh out of it. Maybe I should have loaded my post with well placed emoticons, but I don't really speak the language.

Or, actually, what I meant to say was: Why is Kim such a bitch? I mean I bumped into her while she was eating dinner at a restaurant and I walked over to her and asked her to sign my jock strap... and she was all SNOBBY and IGNORE ME! I mean, who does she think she is? Some big rockstar? Go back to Norther Massachussets Kim, and I don't know, crochet with your stupid dyke college friends. I hate Sonic Youth now.
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Old 03.29.2006, 08:39 AM   #6
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humm yes once again i agree
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Old 03.29.2006, 08:54 AM   #7
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you want to annoy some people here? some people here are so much into religion of sonicuthisism or sonicuthology that they the won't even stand any criticizm i think situation its not as bad as you are claiming

HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT???

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Old 03.29.2006, 10:32 AM   #8
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Old 03.30.2006, 05:24 AM   #9
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i believe i won't like coming album. poppy and crappy.
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Old 03.30.2006, 05:31 AM   #10
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i believe i won't like coming album. poppy and crappy.

that was my first thought, too
but now i´m really looking forward to it ---- it´s gonna be a kick ass record

i think SY is not able to produce a really bad song
i mean
there are songs that i like more or less but
no really bad songs
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Old 03.30.2006, 05:34 AM   #11
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right...
before murray and nurse everyone had ultra high hopes too and look what turned out.

of course it's normal to have high hopes but...
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Old 03.30.2006, 05:51 AM   #12
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i like Murray Street alot
and nurse isn´t that bad
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Old 03.30.2006, 02:57 PM   #13
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Old 03.30.2006, 10:36 PM   #14
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