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Old 07.10.2006, 01:18 AM   #1
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-Insist they are saying "Deadsy" when they say they like "The Dead C"
-Insist they are saying "Zwan" when they say they like Swans.

I hereby challenge you all to add more, and don't be restricted to humorous mis-hearing of band names.
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Old 07.10.2006, 01:19 AM   #2
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insist they are saying hole when they say they like hole.
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Old 07.10.2006, 01:42 AM   #3
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keep insisting that dirty is sonic youth's greatest album
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Old 07.10.2006, 01:43 AM   #4
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Tell them you like the same music as them.
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Old 07.10.2006, 02:10 AM   #5
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Tell them about how great Coldplay is. Of course, I actually like Coldplay...
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Old 07.10.2006, 02:17 AM   #6
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I don't know what you mean by music snob, since there are way too many different kinds, but the people I think of when I hear the term are generally offended by anything negative about Led Zeppelin. No, not everyone has to like them.
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Old 07.10.2006, 02:34 AM   #7
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I don't know what you mean by music snob, since there are way too many different kinds, but the people I think of when I hear the term are generally offended by anything negative about Led Zeppelin. No, not everyone has to like them.
yeah you're right.

jimmy page's middle name is fumble fingers.
that should turn a few heads
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Old 07.10.2006, 02:35 AM   #8
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actually its patrick.
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Old 07.10.2006, 02:37 AM   #9
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Who's Jimmy Paige?










See, all the music snobs just got pissed off for a second.
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Old 07.10.2006, 02:38 AM   #10
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that might piss some off.
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Old 07.10.2006, 03:29 AM   #11
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Ha ha.
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Old 07.10.2006, 04:36 AM   #12
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tell them that No Neck Blues Band sucks donkey balls

which is actually exactly my opinion
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Old 07.10.2006, 05:06 AM   #13
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i'm not even sure what a music snob is
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Old 07.10.2006, 09:22 AM   #14
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I are a music snob. And damn proud of it.
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Old 07.10.2006, 09:30 AM   #15
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i hate music snobs. ways to annoy them: tell them that hip hop has no place in experimental music.
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Old 07.10.2006, 10:05 AM   #16
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hip hop has no place in experimental music.


eh???
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Old 07.10.2006, 10:06 AM   #17
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i hate music snobs. ways to annoy them: tell them that hip hop has no place in experimental music.

Maybe music snobs hate you. Ever think of that? Maybe right now they're dreaming up more ways to annoy you.
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Old 07.10.2006, 10:45 AM   #18
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Refer to every band they talk about as being really "relevant" right now. It's hilarious when people refer to bands as being relevant. It's so pretentious and means nothing. I always do it just to see if people will laugh or take me seriously.

That Sonic Youth, they're really relevant right now.
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Old 07.10.2006, 10:46 AM   #19
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Tell them Frank Zappa sucks.
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Old 07.10.2006, 12:16 PM   #20
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-any band they mention, tell them you've heard of it before

-when they mention a band, ask them if they love it

-tell them a bands older stuff is under-produced, and their newer stuff sounds so much better
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