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Old 09.18.2009, 07:38 PM   #1
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This thread is reserved exclusively for those that are way fucking drunk. If you are anything but, then: GET. THE. FUCK. OUT.

Seriously. Ian MacKaye will never read anything in this thread, ever, so post as much shit about Minor Threat, Fugazi, and The Evens as you want.

If you post in here whilst not wasted you are a goddamn charlatan.

Don't be a poseur bro.

But yeah, for real guys, only post in here if you're drunk. Tipsy don't count (see above: poseur.)

Ok, I'm going to go bike home now. If I never post again it's because I'm dead or in a coma because I got sucked under the wheel of a truck and now I'm in a totally bogus coma. I don't have a formal will so I hereby leave my collection of cock rings to floatingslowly and static-harmony. They need to fight to the death if they want to control the majority share. If such events occur please post the pictures in a thread under my name (maybe posthumously) called "Cock ring FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"

Man, I hate it when the Stooges use horns. Horns ruin everything. They are the anti-boner.

Fuck, I gotta get home before the pizza place by me closes.

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Old 09.18.2009, 07:40 PM   #2
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Old 09.18.2009, 07:40 PM   #3
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Does it count if yr on drugs?
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Old 09.18.2009, 07:55 PM   #4
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WEEP WITH RAGE. At you. Lot's of pointing, crying, and side-to-side head-shaking. Don't ruin this virgin thread, it has so much promise.

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I guess I can bend the rules for drugs, in the interest of a prosperous thread that we all return to DECADES from now.

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you can give senor harmony yr cock rings.

Why you gotta pretend to not even want them and hurt me like that? You trying to diminish my self-esteem so I'll finally wear that blackface to bed for you?
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Old 09.18.2009, 07:56 PM   #5
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im a widdle drunk/high

i might be back in here a lil later once i get legit wasted
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Old 09.18.2009, 08:00 PM   #6
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I'm really struggling with a kofte.

Really struggling.

Luckily, I'm also a touch-typer.
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Old 09.18.2009, 08:05 PM   #7
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kofte.

.... minced lamb???

Dude are you fucking Greek?

Ok, PEACE for real this time.
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Old 09.18.2009, 08:12 PM   #8
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Nah man. I just gots me some tight kebabbies, knawarrimean?
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Old 09.18.2009, 08:23 PM   #9
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Well, I am smoking resin and drinking wine and about to go drink hard liquor and watch strippers, including my wife. Is that close enough?

I've got my Minor Threat t-shirt on too.
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Old 09.18.2009, 08:57 PM   #10
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All people name mackaye are the shit. It's in the bible.
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Old 09.18.2009, 08:58 PM   #11
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Nah man. I just gots me some tight kebabbies, knawarrimean?


I will high-five you assuming I am not touching a Greek hand. I just can't handle palms that hairy.

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Well, I am smoking resin and drinking wine and about to go drink hard liquor and watch strippers, including my wife. Is that close enough?

I've got my Minor Threat t-shirt on too.

That counts as long as you post here after the fact. Also, ZING to Ian MacKaye. Zing.
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Old 09.18.2009, 08:59 PM   #12
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I will high-five you assuming I am not touching a Greek hand. I just can't handle palms that hairy.



That counts as long as you post here after the fact. Also, ZING to Ian MacKaye. Zing.

O.k., after I bruise her ass, I'll post here. Seems like the only fair thing to do.

I definitely feel like a minor threat at the moment, and the double size bottle of red only cost $5 with the Safeway club card!
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Old 09.18.2009, 09:18 PM   #13
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I'm going to have a glass of my birthday tawny porto. Maybe earn the right to post in this thread.
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Old 09.18.2009, 09:27 PM   #14
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every time i go home to nyc, i drink baileys, kahlua and vodka. whats that called? anyway, i'm getting there! wooooo
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Old 09.18.2009, 09:35 PM   #15
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every time i go home to nyc, i drink baileys, kahlua and vodka. whats that called?

Maybe some variation of a white russian? You've ignored my threeway question.
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Old 09.18.2009, 09:39 PM   #16
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oh haha, i wasn't paying attention! woops! what do you look like? we both only like really skinny/effeminate men.

it's working! im getting increasingly drunk!
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Old 09.18.2009, 09:49 PM   #17
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what do you look like? we both only like really skinny/effeminate men.

I've posted my picture on here a few times over the years. But yeah, I'm not effeminate at all. Like, I'm not Mark Ibold masculine, but I do have chest hair and mutton chops.
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Old 09.18.2009, 09:52 PM   #18
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Old 09.18.2009, 09:58 PM   #19
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Yeah, you want androgynous. All I can offer is pure-grade dude. Honestly, we're better for threeways. We have harder erections and we're more dominant.
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Old 09.18.2009, 10:01 PM   #20
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i am not attracted to masculinity. it bores me. sorry dude!
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