[amerikangod]

This thread is reserved exclusively for those that are way fucking drunk. If you are anything but, then: GET. THE. FUCK. OUT.

Seriously. Ian MacKaye will never read anything in this thread, ever, so post as much shit about Minor Threat, Fugazi, and The Evens as you want.

If you post in here whilst not wasted you are a goddamn charlatan.

Don't be a poseur bro.

But yeah, for real guys, only post in here if you're drunk. Tipsy don't count (see above: poseur.)

Ok, I'm going to go bike home now. If I never post again it's because I'm dead or in a coma because I got sucked under the wheel of a truck and now I'm in a totally bogus coma. I don't have a formal will so I hereby leave my collection of cock rings to floatingslowly and static-harmony. They need to fight to the death if they want to control the majority share. If such events occur please post the pictures in a thread under my name (maybe posthumously) called "Cock ring FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"

Man, I hate it when the Stooges use horns. Horns ruin everything. They are the anti-boner.

Fuck, I gotta get home before the pizza place by me closes.

PEACE.

[pbradley]

Whatcha going to do to stop me?

[notyourfiend]

Does it count if yr on drugs?

[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by pbradley

Whatcha going to do to stop me?

WEEP WITH RAGE. At you. Lot's of pointing, crying, and side-to-side head-shaking. Don't ruin this virgin thread, it has so much promise.

Originally Posted by notyourfiend

Does it count if yr on drugs?

I guess I can bend the rules for drugs, in the interest of a prosperous thread that we all return to DECADES from now.

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

alcohol makes me sleepy.

you can give senor harmony yr cock rings.

Why you gotta pretend to not even want them and hurt me like that? You trying to diminish my self-esteem so I'll finally wear that blackface to bed for you?

[Satan]

im a widdle drunk/high

i might be back in here a lil later once i get legit wasted

[Glice]

I'm really struggling with a kofte.

Really struggling.

Luckily, I'm also a touch-typer.

[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by Glice

kofte.

.... minced lamb???

Dude are you fucking Greek?

Ok, PEACE for real this time.

[Glice]

Nah man. I just gots me some tight kebabbies, knawarrimean?

[Dead-Air]

Well, I am smoking resin and drinking wine and about to go drink hard liquor and watch strippers, including my wife. Is that close enough?

I've got my Minor Threat t-shirt on too.

[Dead-Air]

Originally Posted by swa(y)

psst...steve mackaye is the shit.

All people name mackaye are the shit. It's in the bible.

[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by Glice

Nah man. I just gots me some tight kebabbies, knawarrimean?

I will high-five you assuming I am not touching a Greek hand. I just can't handle palms that hairy.

Originally Posted by Dead-Air

Well, I am smoking resin and drinking wine and about to go drink hard liquor and watch strippers, including my wife. Is that close enough?

I've got my Minor Threat t-shirt on too.

That counts as long as you post here after the fact. Also, ZING to Ian MacKaye. Zing.

[Dead-Air]

Originally Posted by amerikangod

I will high-five you assuming I am not touching a Greek hand. I just can't handle palms that hairy.



That counts as long as you post here after the fact. Also, ZING to Ian MacKaye. Zing.

O.k., after I bruise her ass, I'll post here. Seems like the only fair thing to do.

I definitely feel like a minor threat at the moment, and the double size bottle of red only cost $5 with the Safeway club card!

[pbradley]

I'm going to have a glass of my birthday tawny porto. Maybe earn the right to post in this thread.

[notyourfiend]

every time i go home to nyc, i drink baileys, kahlua and vodka. whats that called? anyway, i'm getting there! wooooo

[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by notyourfiend

every time i go home to nyc, i drink baileys, kahlua and vodka. whats that called?

Maybe some variation of a white russian? You've ignored my threeway question.

[notyourfiend]

oh haha, i wasn't paying attention! woops! what do you look like? we both only like really skinny/effeminate men.

it's working! im getting increasingly drunk!

[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by notyourfiend

what do you look like? we both only like really skinny/effeminate men.

I've posted my picture on here a few times over the years. But yeah, I'm not effeminate at all. Like, I'm not Mark Ibold masculine, but I do have chest hair and mutton chops.

[notyourfiend]

Originally Posted by amerikangod

chest hair

sorry man, i like em more like this

 

[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by notyourfiend

sorry man, i like em more like this

 

Yeah, you want androgynous. All I can offer is pure-grade dude. Honestly, we're better for threeways. We have harder erections and we're more dominant.

[notyourfiend]

i am not attracted to masculinity. it bores me. sorry dude!