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Old 05.18.2009, 09:13 PM   #1
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You can take this as literally or figuratively as you'd like.

I bet Suchfriends listens to Miley Cyrus.
I bet floatingslowly enjoys chick flicks.
I bet SY37 raps in his spare time.

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Old 05.18.2009, 09:15 PM   #2
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I bet atsonicpark is listening to "Allergic to thoughts of mother earth" by Placebo right now for the first time in 5 years and that harmonics-guitar-line is blowing his mind.
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Old 05.18.2009, 09:19 PM   #3
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I bet gmku is double agent sent by the UK to infiltrate and force to US to switch to the metric system.
I bet crayons is in charge for culling/population control of hipsters in the Rocky Mountain reserves
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Old 05.18.2009, 09:29 PM   #4
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I bet atsonicpark does the Tom Cruise Risky Business bit at least three times a day.
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Old 05.18.2009, 09:37 PM   #5
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Old 05.18.2009, 09:41 PM   #6
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I bet crypto is some super genius brainiac that did awesome in school and said "piss on that, i'm getting fucked up and laid"
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Old 05.18.2009, 09:45 PM   #7
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I'll bet tesla69 lives in an underground concrete bunker.
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Old 05.18.2009, 10:09 PM   #8
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I bet savage clone once burgled an old lady's tool shed (and then set it on fire).
I bet dead-air has the most extensive stuffed animal collection in the pacific northwest (if not the entire world).
I bet atsonicpark masturbates in burger king bathrooms (#27 and counting).
I bet crayons wrassles gators (yes...gators).
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Old 05.18.2009, 11:05 PM   #9
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girlgun has an extensive collection of Precious Moments and flotz's enduring obsession with Franklin Mint collector plates has (secretly) decimated The Boy's college fund.
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Old 05.18.2009, 11:24 PM   #10
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i bet savage clone has seen women get naked at the sight of his record collection

i bet atsonicpark has had small japanese figurines inserted into his anus

i bet floatingslowly once ejaculated at the thought of the large hadron collider

i bet cantankerous has cockteased thurston moore

i bet dannyhimself has never had vanilla coke and coke zero poured into his mouth at the same time, until yesterday. after which he ejaculated

i bet girlgun gives herself sensual massages because she turns herself on

i bet nefeli has opened a secret chain of greek burger kings and is raking in millions
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Old 05.18.2009, 11:35 PM   #11
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i bet uhler just wrote a song.
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Old 05.18.2009, 11:39 PM   #12
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Nothing I do is secret
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Old 05.18.2009, 11:42 PM   #13
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Except the LARPing
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Old 05.18.2009, 11:49 PM   #14
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I bet davenotdead has three separate australian women call him "baby's daddy".
I bet Bunbury is the first stalker to successfully penetrate the cryptowonderdruginvogue compound.
I bet cantankerous has recorded three top ten singles in her native language.
I bet !@#$%! once created a doomsday device using nothing more than salmon pate, a 9 volt battery and a glass of vintage nazi wine (a gift from the fuhrer).


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girlgun has an extensive collection of Precious Moments.

at our last house, I found a large box FULL of Precious Moments that had been cut out of newspapers.

I was just informed that "we tossed those".
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Old 05.19.2009, 12:33 AM   #15
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i bet uhler just wrote a song.


I bet uhler didn't.
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Old 05.19.2009, 01:00 AM   #16
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i bet all of you don't exist in real life
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Old 05.19.2009, 01:05 AM   #17
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I don't know who it is but somebody here likes putting G I Joes in glasses of water and freezing them in the fridge.
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Old 05.19.2009, 01:10 AM   #18
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I bet savage clone is getting fisted right now, while chatting on the phone.
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Old 05.19.2009, 07:05 AM   #19
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Old 05.19.2009, 07:17 AM   #20
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I bet cantankerous is still in Paris. or in Berlin. or Amsterdam.
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