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Old 04.09.2009, 11:34 PM   #1
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i love hannah montana, demi lovato and selena gomez

the disney music is like the best shit being made today, you never know what's coming next; country, ska chords, an yngwie j.malmsteen rip off solo, slow versions of ramones songs. the only thing you can be sure of is that all the different wierd parts will combine into a swirling maelstrom of bored studio musicians and repressed teenage sexuality which is disturbingly being sold to 10 year olds. and since the vocals are so computer generated you can be sure that the singing will never be anything but perfect

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Old 04.09.2009, 11:35 PM   #2
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Old 04.09.2009, 11:37 PM   #3
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Actually you're completely right. My neice is 9 and she is in love with THe Jonas Brothers....she's effin crazy about them. It sucks.
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Old 04.09.2009, 11:40 PM   #4
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the jonas brothers are ok, but disney hasn't mastered the generic rock thing, but the jonas bros stage moves are incredible though and i feel the music may eventually catch up
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Old 04.09.2009, 11:43 PM   #5
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one time i worked at claire's(yeah, i know) and this little girl cried because her mom said the wig she put on didn't make her look like hannah montana. how many artists can make people cry?
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Old 04.09.2009, 11:49 PM   #6
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Old 04.09.2009, 11:50 PM   #7
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one time i worked at claire's(yeah, i know) and this little girl cried because her mom said the wig she put on didn't make her look like hannah montana. how many artists can make people cry?

That is some power they have there.
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Old 04.10.2009, 12:53 AM   #8
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She's wearing red hand condoms.
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Old 04.10.2009, 01:04 AM   #9
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I looked up her wiki page and it says she's into black metal and deathcore.
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Old 04.10.2009, 01:11 AM   #10
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WTF...totally jailbait disney girl going after black metal guys.
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Old 04.10.2009, 01:14 AM   #11
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her newest single has a power metally guitar solo, and she has an edgy punk attitude in the video as well
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Old 04.10.2009, 01:19 AM   #12
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Old 04.10.2009, 01:23 AM   #13
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Old 04.10.2009, 02:53 AM   #14
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Old 04.10.2009, 06:33 AM   #15
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She's not a patch on Miley, but pretty great nonetheless. I think there's a sense in which the Disney team are making something that's slightly less cynical than the Pop Idol thing, which has produced some ok stuff and some unmitigated turds. Are Aly & AJ part of the Disney thing? Potential break-up song is one of my favourite songs of the last few years, but everything else they did (that I heard) was guff.
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Old 04.10.2009, 06:41 AM   #16
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wtf, this is NOT april 1st.
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Old 04.10.2009, 06:42 AM   #17
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That girl is basically the same age as me? Jeez..
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Old 04.10.2009, 07:09 AM   #18
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i love how many sexual comments are in a thread about performers who coincidentally happen to be underaged girls, if this site wasn't packed with ironic hip types it would be kind of worrisome haha

that said, 16 is okay in canadia so i would hit that shit, i'm actually joking but i'm not

aly and aj are associated with hollywood records which i think is owned by disney, and they've been in disney shows, but they made christian music before getting involved in disney and i think they(or their managers) have some control over their careers. whereas some of the other disney people got all their singing/dancing/acting lessons through disney and have never worked for anyone else, and likely have their DNA patterns copyrighted by disney.the jonas brothers have promised to stay virgins until marriage, i don't know what they do in their private lives but if i was a 16 year old celebrity i would quickly earn the nickname "caligula" jonas

i'm so ashamed that i've taken the time to think about this

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16 is okay in the UK also so yeah... I honestly would hit that shit.
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