I'm starting a cult

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.07.2007, 05:43 AM

who wants in?

massive amounts of lsd and other next level drugs
mounds of coke for everyone
fur coats
group JO sessions for the gents

we can all live underground like in that movie blast from the past
it'll be great

ZEROpumpkins · 12.07.2007, 05:44 AM

Does this cult also post a bunch of threads about nothing? Blast From the Past, hehe. Never thought that movie would be mentioned by anyone round these parts.

_slavo_ · 12.07.2007, 05:47 AM

Count me in crypto. You be the cult leader !

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.07.2007, 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZEROpumpkins

Does this cult also post a bunch of threads about nothing? Blast From the Past, hehe. Never thought that movie would be mentioned by anyone round these parts.

Belieeee that, son

White malls just ain't safe no more, go ask your cousins in nebraska

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.07.2007, 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _slavo_

Count me in crypto. You be the cult leader !

Obviously.

You can be Slavo the Slave.

You're in charge of cleaning and cooking.

Question:
Do you know how to cook crack?

_slavo_ · 12.07.2007, 05:57 AM

Absolutely.

Ingredients:

1-2 grams coke
4 tablespoons baking soda
Some bottled water
Take a cookie sheet and sprinkle a light covering of coke on the bottom. No more than 1 - 1/2 tablespoons. Now, take 1 tablespoons or so of Baking Soda, and sprinkle it on top. Add 2 teaspoons of water evenly. Cook at 300 deg. for 15 min. Sprinkle Pot if you want to really do it up on top.
Add rest of coke evenly, and 2 more tablespoons of baking soda evenly.
Bake at 300 for 25-30 min.
Let sit OVERNIGHT.
Put in freezer 15-20 minutes, or until hard.

Crack off small peices and enjoy! (Water pipes are best)

<Edit: copied from a random crack site. No, I don't do drugs, I just play tough.>

Happy Birthday · 12.07.2007, 06:07 AM

Have you ever thought of starting a blog instead, cryptowonderdruginvogue? And you could post every single little thought that passes through your head on there instead of on here. I'm sure that would be a very popular move.

_slavo_ · 12.07.2007, 06:15 AM

Leave crypto alone, his shit is at least funny (which is not a common thing on this board, by the way).

floatingslowly · 12.07.2007, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

we can all live underground

sold.

I ain't having yr babies though.

king_buzzo · 12.07.2007, 08:58 AM

exclude me.

atari 2600 · 12.07.2007, 09:39 AM

Sounds like a blast, crypto.

Although it's coming off more like a gang than a cult so far. Gotta fix that.
You know, so you can enjoy tax exempt status.

Savage Clone · 12.07.2007, 09:41 AM

Nubile cult babes>group JO sessions.

Even if it's in a tornado.

floatingslowly · 12.07.2007, 09:42 AM

you disgust me.

Savage Clone · 12.07.2007, 09:43 AM

More for me then.

Can we also make excellent burnout psych LPs a la YaHoWha 13?

HaydenAsche · 12.07.2007, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Nubile cult babes>group JO sessions.

Even if it's in a tornado.

I disagree. We all have different tastes, though.

Mounds of yay? I be down.

floatingslowly · 12.07.2007, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Can we also make excellent burnout psych LPs a la YaHoWha 13?

do we have to be in crypto's cult to do it?

not that I have any problem with cults, it's just that, I have my own.

I'm thinking of running ads on public access cable.

ALIEN SEX CULT
looks good on you

Savage Clone · 12.07.2007, 09:50 AM

You're gonna get sued.

floatingslowly · 12.07.2007, 10:00 AM

although it's true I'm feeling zombified, the inspiration is Raelian.

don't question The Word, foul-mouthed unbeliever.

Rob Instigator · 12.07.2007, 10:09 AM

I am down

val-holla-ing · 12.07.2007, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

Obviously.

You can be Slavo the Slave.

You're in charge of cleaning and cooking.

Question:
Do you know how to cook crack?

hi there. i know how to cook crack.

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_slavo_ invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ðîññèÿ Posts: 10,886	Absolutely. Ingredients: 1-2 grams coke 4 tablespoons baking soda Some bottled water Take a cookie sheet and sprinkle a light covering of coke on the bottom. No more than 1 - 1/2 tablespoons. Now, take 1 tablespoons or so of Baking Soda, and sprinkle it on top. Add 2 teaspoons of water evenly. Cook at 300 deg. for 15 min. Sprinkle Pot if you want to really do it up on top. Add rest of coke evenly, and 2 more tablespoons of baking soda evenly. Bake at 300 for 25-30 min. Let sit OVERNIGHT. Put in freezer 15-20 minutes, or until hard. Crack off small peices and enjoy! (Water pipes are best) <Edit: copied from a random crack site. No, I don't do drugs, I just play tough.> __________________ you're the boy that can enjoy invisibility
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Happy Birthday little trouble girl Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Birthday City, Arizona Posts: 52	Have you ever thought of starting a blog instead, cryptowonderdruginvogue? And you could post every single little thought that passes through your head on there instead of on here. I'm sure that would be a very popular move.
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atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	Sounds like a blast, crypto. Although it's coming off more like a gang than a cult so far. Gotta fix that. You know, so you can enjoy tax exempt status.
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