Wow.... This can't be serious.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 09.05.2007, 03:37 AM

http://www.marryourdaughter.com/

king_buzzo · 09.05.2007, 04:07 AM

Service Temporarily Unavailable

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cryptowonderdruginvogue · 09.05.2007, 04:11 AM

keep pressing refresh

Tokolosh · 09.05.2007, 04:24 AM

Can I exchange my 5 goats, 2 sheep and a cow for that second blond teenager?

ZEROpumpkins · 09.05.2007, 04:47 AM

What an odd website.

ZEROpumpkins · 09.05.2007, 04:49 AM

Oh, wait it's made by christians. That explains it.

jon boy · 09.05.2007, 04:54 AM

so having a hangover does have its advantages aye?

pbradley · 09.05.2007, 05:14 AM

"Gaby has traveled a lot and seen enough of the world to realize that America is where she wants to live and while all she needs is one good man to be a good wife to, she graduated high school a year early and intends to go to college so her husband would have to be okay with that."

NEXT *scratches belly*

pbradley · 09.05.2007, 05:18 AM

Good lord, the Tesitmonials are worse.

“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

—Mrs. James P.

The Usher · 09.05.2007, 05:19 AM

The fact that you can marry someone who's 14 1/2 years old seems quite worrying...

phoenix · 09.05.2007, 05:19 AM

fkn americans.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 09.05.2007, 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phoenix

fkn americans.

hey!

watch it.

jon boy · 09.05.2007, 05:43 AM

the ignore function sure comes in handy.

09.05.2007, 05:53 AM

Further proof that:

1 - Prospective parents should be made to fill in a series of tests to qualify them as fit before they have babies.

2 - My capacity to get disgusted by certain things is still alive and kicking.

3 - Some cultures are simply falling apart much more at a faster rate than they were before.

What a fucking appaling way for human beings to carry themselves. Really.

davenotdead · 09.05.2007, 05:53 AM

ive gotta say ive got my eye on the fiery Kristin....she's the most expensive on page 1, and my search has stopped there...Edgar Allan Poe married his 14-year-old cousin, right? so its ok

ZEROpumpkins · 09.05.2007, 07:33 AM

I'd say all the customers are rich Ephebophiles.

ZEROpumpkins · 09.05.2007, 07:37 AM

So I figured I'd give it a shot:

A quick submit later:

Updates on what happens when I get them.

soapbars · 09.05.2007, 07:47 AM

Sarah M.
Age: 16,
Location: Northwest

Bride Price:
$26,995Sarah calls herself a Goth but we insisted she not dress in black for this photo. She reads and writes a lot of depressing poetry and it takes a lot to get her nose out of a book. She says she’s an Old Soul in a new young body and she’s already been married lots of times and she might die again tomorrow so why wait?

bargain!

floatingslowly · 09.05.2007, 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phoenix

fkn americans.

EXTERMINATE.

jico. · 09.05.2007, 08:00 AM

i bet they have a clearance season.

edit:
wait, it's wrong to joke about this.
human traffic it's not a funny topic.
fucking idiots.

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Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Can I exchange my 5 goats, 2 sheep and a cow for that second blond teenager?
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ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	What an odd website. __________________
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ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	Oh, wait it's made by christians. That explains it. __________________
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09.05.2007, 04:54 AM	#7
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	so having a hangover does have its advantages aye? __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	"Gaby has traveled a lot and seen enough of the world to realize that America is where she wants to live and while all she needs is one good man to be a good wife to, she graduated high school a year early and intends to go to college so her husband would have to be okay with that." NEXT scratches belly
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Good lord, the Tesitmonials are worse. “Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!" —Mrs. James P.
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09.05.2007, 05:19 AM	#10
The Usher stalker Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Hell Posts: 454	The fact that you can marry someone who's 14 1/2 years old seems quite worrying... __________________
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09.05.2007, 05:19 AM	#11
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	fkn americans. __________________ tiny and lost.
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09.05.2007, 05:43 AM	#13
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	the ignore function sure comes in handy. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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09.05.2007, 05:53 AM	#14
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	Further proof that: 1 - Prospective parents should be made to fill in a series of tests to qualify them as fit before they have babies. 2 - My capacity to get disgusted by certain things is still alive and kicking. 3 - Some cultures are simply falling apart much more at a faster rate than they were before. What a fucking appaling way for human beings to carry themselves. Really.
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09.05.2007, 05:53 AM	#15
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	ive gotta say ive got my eye on the fiery Kristin....she's the most expensive on page 1, and my search has stopped there...Edgar Allan Poe married his 14-year-old cousin, right? so its ok __________________
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ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	I'd say all the customers are rich Ephebophiles. __________________
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09.05.2007, 07:37 AM	#17
ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	So I figured I'd give it a shot: A quick submit later: Updates on what happens when I get them. __________________
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09.05.2007, 07:47 AM	#18
soapbars the destroyed room Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Teesside, England Posts: 559	Sarah M. Age: 16, Location: Northwest Bride Price: $26,995Sarah calls herself a Goth but we insisted she not dress in black for this photo. She reads and writes a lot of depressing poetry and it takes a lot to get her nose out of a book. She says she’s an Old Soul in a new young body and she’s already been married lots of times and she might die again tomorrow so why wait? bargain!
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09.05.2007, 08:00 AM	#20
jico. expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,417	i bet they have a clearance season. edit: wait, it's wrong to joke about this. human traffic it's not a funny topic. fucking idiots.
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