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Old 04.16.2007, 01:42 PM   #1
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I was young and dumb when I made this thread. I didn't mean to offend anyone.

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Old 04.16.2007, 02:05 PM   #2
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Haha thanks I kind of lost these jokes.
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Old 04.16.2007, 02:44 PM   #3
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Old 04.16.2007, 02:45 PM   #4
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Topical. What next, JFK jokes?
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Old 04.16.2007, 06:52 PM   #5
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call me immature but the elton john one really amused me more than it should.
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Old 04.16.2007, 06:58 PM   #6
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Kurt Cobain is dead?!?
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Old 04.16.2007, 07:46 PM   #7
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i find some of these jokes in bad taste.
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Old 04.16.2007, 08:43 PM   #8
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Old 04.16.2007, 08:47 PM   #9
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Q: Why did the chicken dressed like Kurt Kobain cross the road?



A: Something related to Kurt Kobain killing himself!
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Old 04.16.2007, 08:49 PM   #10
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Q: Why did Kurt Kobain wear rainbow suspenders?



A: A play on words that sounds like the answer but also sounds like something to do with suicide!
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Old 04.17.2007, 01:00 AM   #11
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Old 04.17.2007, 04:28 AM   #12
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they're not funny.
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Old 04.17.2007, 04:30 AM   #13
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i find jokes stupid in general real comedy is what is black and white and red all over? a nun falling down the stairs!! hahahahah see its stupid
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Old 04.17.2007, 04:33 AM   #14
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Old 04.17.2007, 05:07 AM   #15
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those jokes are so 94 its not funny.
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Old 04.17.2007, 08:17 AM   #16
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Topical. What next, JFK jokes?
Steve Irwin jokes. Which the chaser beat me to...
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Old 04.17.2007, 01:28 PM   #17
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atsonicpark... let's laugh about one your dead relative/friends! Who's the one you loved most? Let us know, and we will figure out some jokes...
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Old 04.17.2007, 02:06 PM   #18
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Q: Why did Kurt Kobain wear rainbow suspenders?



A: A play on words that sounds like the answer but also sounds like something to do with suicide!

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Q: Why did Kurt Kobain wear rainbow suspenders?



A: A play on words that sounds like the answer but also sounds like something to do with suicide!

The Gods of humour will be angry at you for revealing their millenia old secrets...
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Old 04.17.2007, 03:30 PM   #20
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Go ahead. If one of my relatives was a dumbass heroin junky suicidal overrated talentless asshole, be my guest.

Who cares how old these jokes are? Most of the people on this board still obsess over this prick, so I might as well voice my opinion as well.

Hey man, nice shot.

I thought they were funny.
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