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Old 06.26.2008, 08:30 PM   #61
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She outclasses us all every time.
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Old 06.26.2008, 08:30 PM   #62
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There once was an arse called Max
Who refused to pay any income tax.
The government visited him one day
And took all his money away,
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Old 06.26.2008, 08:32 PM   #63
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For a thread nobody wanted to do, you're doing well. Four pages and counting.
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Old 06.26.2008, 08:33 PM   #64
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Sigh. She wins again.
i can't take credit for that one unfortunately.
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Old 06.26.2008, 08:33 PM   #65
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I'm glad. I knew it would catch on though, it's just one of those things that gradually gets people interested. I knew I had to go against the haters because I knew I was doing the right thing.
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Old 06.26.2008, 08:33 PM   #66
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Yeah, I think I first heard that when I was 8.
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Old 06.26.2008, 08:34 PM   #67
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i can't take credit for that one unfortunately.

I had a feeling that was the case.
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Old 06.26.2008, 08:34 PM   #68
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I'm glad. I knew it would catch on though, it's just one of those things that gradually gets people interested. I knew I had to go against the haters because I knew I was doing the right thing.

Well, this is inspiring. I might now have the courage to start my "WWBD?" thread. (What Would Bond Do?)
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Old 06.26.2008, 08:36 PM   #69
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Another attempt at dry wit
With a little self-referential bit
The crown I'll defend
Just wait for the end
Ah fuck it this limerick's shit
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Old 06.26.2008, 08:36 PM   #70
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Ha ha ha! Good!
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Old 06.26.2008, 08:37 PM   #71
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i can't take credit for that one unfortunately.
I knew you were a liar and a deceiver.
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Old 06.26.2008, 08:37 PM   #72
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Well, this is inspiring. I might now have the courage to start my "WWBD?" thread. (What Would Bond Do?)

Do it!!!! Be true to yourself! and other such platitudes.
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Old 06.26.2008, 08:37 PM   #73
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i declare a thumb war
5 6 7 8
you are good
but i am great



not really a limerick is it?
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Old 06.26.2008, 08:40 PM   #74
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There once was a prissy bitch called Cantankerous
Who on a Thursday wasn't so garrulous
That she stole someone's limerick
About an absurdly large dick
And everyone thought it was scandolous.
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Old 06.26.2008, 08:51 PM   #75
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There once was a young lady named Hooty
Who would alway sing rooty-tooty.
She couldn't get fruity
Without her friend Booty
But ever was she such a cutey.
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Old 06.26.2008, 09:09 PM   #76
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There once was a saucey dish name of Cantankerous
Whose antics did make us wish to spank her ass
But then she's so cute
And precious to boot
That all you want to do is see her tank-top shirter-less.
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Old 06.26.2008, 09:09 PM   #77
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There once was a saucey dish name of Cantankerous
Whose antics did make us wish to spank her ass
But then she's so cute
And precious to boot
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Old 06.26.2008, 09:10 PM   #78
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Wow. That was certainly a strong ending.
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Old 06.26.2008, 09:10 PM   #79
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Yes, I think it's effective, don't you?
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Old 06.26.2008, 09:11 PM   #80
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there once was a man named ramone
who couldn't write a song on his own
and i can't fucking rhyme
and i don't have the time
to sit here and write limericks, asshole
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