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Rob Instigator 10.14.2009 04:41 PM

BEYONCE' or SHAKIRA? Quien es mas sexy?
 
allright the choice runs between the

BEYONCE - SINGLE LADIES video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mVEGfH4s5g


and

SHAKIRA - SHE WOLF/LOBA video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aEW_Z5Va5s

watch and vote.

!@#$%! 10.14.2009 04:48 PM

thats a weird spastic dance she does but WHAT ASS AND LEGS!

the cage thing is a turnoff tho---

BEYONCE'S HIPS FTW

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 10.14.2009 04:49 PM

I got jungle fever Rob.. I haven't even seen any of these videos and I vote for Beyonce ;)

Genteel Death 10.14.2009 04:50 PM

Beyonce without a doubt. She looks amazing and she has talent. I like some Shakira songs, but she's not all that physically.

Rob Instigator 10.14.2009 04:58 PM

they both dance cri-zazy though!

Rob Instigator 10.14.2009 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
thats a weird spastic dance she does but WHAT ASS AND LEGS!

the cage thing is a turnoff tho---

BEYONCE'S HIPS FTW


!@#$! likes his ladies uncaged and unfettered

!@#$%! 10.14.2009 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
!@#$! likes his ladies uncaged and unfettered


 





ha ha haa haaa haaa

Sonic Youth 37 10.14.2009 05:05 PM

The music under the main beat and shutter snaps on the Beyonce song sounds like an NES having a heart attack. Fucking annoying.

The Shakira song is straight-up electro and quite nice and her vocabulary is much better.

Genteel Death 10.14.2009 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
they both dance cri-zazy though!

roberta, for a caged homo, you have no standards.

davenotdead 10.14.2009 05:27 PM

can't believe Beyonce has more votes.

just the one part at 1:20 where shakira is slowly pulling her ass off the floor is sexier than the entire beyonce video.

now, if we're doing the music, its kind of a toss-up, because Single Ladies is probably as close to Black Dice as Beyonce is gonna get. i love it. but parts of it are kinda weak, and I think the Shakira chorus and the first couple verses are great.

just the visuals of the videos [not accounting for sexiness]: the beyonce vid is kinda boring/plain.... the shakira one is way more fun, and i love that first part of the set with the glittery cave thing.

summary:
Sexy: Shakira
Song: tie [maybe slight nod to Beyonce}
Video: Shakira

Seandi 10.14.2009 05:52 PM

Shakira por la victoria.

demonrail666 10.14.2009 06:26 PM

sarah palin

atsonicpark 10.14.2009 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead
Black Dice as Beyonce is gonna get.


OH, SO THAT'S WHY IT SUCKS!

...Kidding (well, sorta: Black Dice are TERRIBLE), Single Ladies is a good song. Don't find either one of those girls attractive though.

EVOLghost 10.14.2009 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark
Don't find either one of those girls attractive though.



You're fuckin' high. I know you're into girls that look like little boys but dood....I mean....nothing?

Anngella 10.14.2009 06:41 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikTxfIDYx6Q

Beyonce.

EVOLghost 10.14.2009 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead


just the one part at 1:20 where shakira is slowly pulling her ass off the floor is sexier than the entire beyonce video.



true mang. I mean. I was gonna vote beyonce...but I just watched the vids and MAN! Shakira is whey fuckin' hot. I dont' remember her being so fucking hot.

atsonicpark 10.14.2009 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EVOLghost
You're fuckin' high. I know you're into girls that look like little boys but dood....I mean....nothing?


A nice ass is a dime a dozen. Their faces are both gross.

When I was twelve I lit about 10 acres of the woods on fire in West Walpole, Ma. It was fucking awesome.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 10.14.2009 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37
The music under the main beat and shutter snaps on the Beyonce song sounds like an NES having a heart attack. Fucking annoying.

The Shakira song is straight-up electro and quite nice and her vocabulary is much better.


what is this an article for Spin? We're talking about ass here, not music Jesus!

 

atsonicpark 10.14.2009 07:00 PM

You guys do realize that Bob Dylan is Batman and the Joker combined, right?

Seandi 10.14.2009 07:07 PM

oh, jokerman.


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