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View Poll Results: Who is more sexy in these videos, Beyonce or Shakira?
Beyonce - single ladies 17 51.52%
Shakira - she wolf 16 48.48%
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Old 10.14.2009, 04:41 PM   #1
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allright the choice runs between the

BEYONCE - SINGLE LADIES video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mVEGfH4s5g


and

SHAKIRA - SHE WOLF/LOBA video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aEW_Z5Va5s

watch and vote.
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Old 10.14.2009, 04:48 PM   #2
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thats a weird spastic dance she does but WHAT ASS AND LEGS!

the cage thing is a turnoff tho---

BEYONCE'S HIPS FTW
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Old 10.14.2009, 04:49 PM   #3
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I got jungle fever Rob.. I haven't even seen any of these videos and I vote for Beyonce
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Old 10.14.2009, 04:50 PM   #4
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Beyonce without a doubt. She looks amazing and she has talent. I like some Shakira songs, but she's not all that physically.
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Old 10.14.2009, 04:58 PM   #5
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they both dance cri-zazy though!
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thats a weird spastic dance she does but WHAT ASS AND LEGS!

the cage thing is a turnoff tho---

BEYONCE'S HIPS FTW

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Old 10.14.2009, 05:02 PM   #7
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Old 10.14.2009, 05:05 PM   #8
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The music under the main beat and shutter snaps on the Beyonce song sounds like an NES having a heart attack. Fucking annoying.

The Shakira song is straight-up electro and quite nice and her vocabulary is much better.
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Old 10.14.2009, 05:27 PM   #10
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can't believe Beyonce has more votes.

just the one part at 1:20 where shakira is slowly pulling her ass off the floor is sexier than the entire beyonce video.

now, if we're doing the music, its kind of a toss-up, because Single Ladies is probably as close to Black Dice as Beyonce is gonna get. i love it. but parts of it are kinda weak, and I think the Shakira chorus and the first couple verses are great.

just the visuals of the videos [not accounting for sexiness]: the beyonce vid is kinda boring/plain.... the shakira one is way more fun, and i love that first part of the set with the glittery cave thing.

summary:
Sexy: Shakira
Song: tie [maybe slight nod to Beyonce}
Video: Shakira
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Old 10.14.2009, 05:52 PM   #11
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Old 10.14.2009, 06:26 PM   #12
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Black Dice as Beyonce is gonna get.

OH, SO THAT'S WHY IT SUCKS!

...Kidding (well, sorta: Black Dice are TERRIBLE), Single Ladies is a good song. Don't find either one of those girls attractive though.
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Old 10.14.2009, 06:38 PM   #14
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Don't find either one of those girls attractive though.


You're fuckin' high. I know you're into girls that look like little boys but dood....I mean....nothing?
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just the one part at 1:20 where shakira is slowly pulling her ass off the floor is sexier than the entire beyonce video.


true mang. I mean. I was gonna vote beyonce...but I just watched the vids and MAN! Shakira is whey fuckin' hot. I dont' remember her being so fucking hot.
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A nice ass is a dime a dozen. Their faces are both gross.

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The music under the main beat and shutter snaps on the Beyonce song sounds like an NES having a heart attack. Fucking annoying.

The Shakira song is straight-up electro and quite nice and her vocabulary is much better.

what is this an article for Spin? We're talking about ass here, not music Jesus!

 
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