It would suggest that you've been making one post per second for the past ~69 years.

this just started like a nice fun lunch making flatbreads and salad, but holy fuck...

Greetings

Please don't go :(

Or at least show me your sexy baphomet tattoo.

Well... I don't know if you should be thanking me.

this flying dog brewery double dog ipa 11.6% is kick ass, do not drive and drink with this in any way. Probably many should not sit and drink this. We need DRIVERLESS so we can ingest the 11.6%.

who cares about the 1% when you got the 11.6% IPA

pizza delivery why not - no I need to stay slim to attract hotty babes like lindie!

Knowing there are HOTTY babes like this out there - I'm really missing out

A WOMAN has been arrested for allegedly trying to eat her friend’s face after she took a dangerous cocktail of drugs.
Lindie Stewart, 37, is thought to have taken a mixture of cocaine and crystal meth before going on her rampage.
She was arrested at her home in Newark, New York on 8 May.

you really have to love the uk sun
According to police, Stewart’s friend Michael Maricle was found with a bleeding face.
The drug-addled woman was being held down by her friend after she started trying to bite his face.
Her boyfriend Rocky Rouse also arrived at the house after he found out about Stewart's biting rampage.
She then tried to take chunks out of Rouse’s chest and armpits.
He told the Times of Wayne County: "While I was holding Lindie, she began biting me in the centre of my chest and my armpit which caused me to experience pain and discomfort.
"Lindie was yelling that she loved me and she won’t let them do this to me. She also said she is taking Alice to the Moon and that she would kill. She also kept saying lol lol lol."

you got to love america, the best part of the story is
After being released, she was arrested for two counts of Assault in the third degree.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...d-rampage.html

is there anyone in this story on this board?

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...hool/85028318/

While i was drunk, Viv Albertine (god bless her heart) showed up at a bar i was hanging out at after hear reading. she hugged me at least twice. i feel like the legendary rock star she is.

Hey pony is back!

This is why you should always throw a couple Valium into your insane drug cocktail, just for good measure. At worst, it will make your zombie devil high a little more chill, at best it will decrease the likelihood that you will try to chow down on someone's face.

wasted is like an accolade drenched copper liner celluloid sheet of plastic fag bag hag American meat and potatoes type of big cuckold guy.

wasted? I wasted my load on yr cougar mama. I really didn't but she begged me. watch me! I heard you like to watch.

let me rethink this wasted thing before a crowded SYG gangs up on me.

forgive me. yr mama was so wet I couldn't help myself. I was killing it all night. couldn't wear out that slick stuff. slippin and sliding all night. now im high.

wasted. LOL! I wasted nut ding. I take nothing back if I had to waste it all over again. i'll waste it on yr mom and dad and girlfriend and sister in the process.

im wasted loser blissed out. thanks to yr sucking sperm mama.:) I drink and work and fuck and you read books. yeah!! im jealous. i'll be applying for disability pretty soon. that way I can jack my dick and read all the books I want and not suffer from ass burgers and not pay bills to pay.

yeah man!

I'm pretty drunk and fucking pissed off at a lot of shit completely out of my control which only continues to make me even more aggravated and pissed off which is causing me to drink exclusively. I predict throwing up later

fuck yeah!!:fuckyou:

welcome to alcoholism. FDA approved only on the weekends.

I didn't throw up though!