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atsonicpark 10.14.2009 11:53 PM

Yeah, much better.

Beyonce's face is hideous, to me...

jon boy 10.15.2009 12:02 AM

why does shakira look like she is having a seizure or being given tiny electric shocks?

atsonicpark 10.15.2009 12:05 AM

Her tits are tiny mountains.

FreshChops 10.15.2009 12:16 AM

Both girls are 5-10 years away from being heffer's
Both girls cover about 101 goofy to borderline retarded faces
Both songs are absolute junk
Both videos are cheesy, generic and are 99.9% sex appeal, 0.1% lighting and 00% art
The other two Beyonce girls look like transvestites on steroids
Both videos were good for a laugh

I voted Shakira

Seandi 10.15.2009 12:26 AM

Shakira in my face.... you stupid faggotts.

davenotdead 10.15.2009 12:55 AM

yes. i am winning this war. shakira's hips don't lie

atsonicpark 10.15.2009 01:03 AM

She wolf?

Cuz she's part Native American! I get it!

alteredcourse 10.15.2009 01:04 AM

Why isnt rob apart of the vote ?

Glice 10.15.2009 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
Her tits are tiny mountains.


I think you'll find that it's lucky that her breast are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains. Ironically, you've just asserted the complete opposite!

I didn't vote, but I like Beyoncé's song better.

atsonicpark 10.15.2009 05:50 AM

Sorry, Glice, haven't heard that song since I was like 15 so I misquoted it, big time, for real.


...But, basically, isn't this thread about which one has the better poop-ass?

Glice 10.15.2009 06:05 AM

Well, I'll let you off. Which I shouldn't do in my capacity of international chair for the Preservation of not-as-good-in-English Shakira songs: lyrics division [PONAGIESSLD], but I will.

Rob Instigator 10.15.2009 09:05 AM

this is fo the sexy.

in today's overly specific fetishization of sex, must admiration of a woman's curves and fine fine bootay automatically mean anal sex? I guess it does to many people, but I do not mean it that way. I just like curves on ladies, and big butts are extremely pleasant to rat a tat tat doggie style.
but I leaves the doodoohole alone!

I cannot decide on my vote though.

I find shakira sexier on an every day level, and have never found beyonce all that attractive, but that video sparkles with sexy. shakira's video, however, sometimes looks like an epileptic seizure, which I guess is cool for dancing but not the sexy.


conflicted.

davenotdead 10.19.2009 04:39 PM

how is beyonce still winning?

at least Danzig agrees with me that shakira is the best

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHv3qO_Y8kk

davenotdead 10.19.2009 07:16 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLXlaTCdirM

ass

Kosako 10.20.2009 07:52 AM

No importa quien es más sexy, a cualquiera de las dos le rompería el culo mínimo una hora!!!

chicka 10.20.2009 08:53 AM

Shakira > Beyonce -imnsho

Seandi 10.20.2009 12:28 PM

both. at the same time.

EVOLghost 10.20.2009 02:28 PM

who gives a crap about their music. It's aboot their booty and their hotness

EVOLghost 10.20.2009 02:30 PM

though beyonce maybe be better at teh live performance/

Rob Instigator 10.20.2009 02:42 PM

beyonce is more manufactured sexy for performance, in general, and shakira is naturally lebanese sexylicious.

watching beyonce give interviews it is like watching a drag queen sometimes. oh well. at least we have her dancing.


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