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ni'k 12.08.2006 12:43 AM

b0ner! is the correct way to spelll it by the way gigolo suckas

gmku 12.08.2006 12:47 AM

Are you from da ghetto?

ni'k 12.08.2006 12:50 AM

no im not.but it should be spelt b0ner! one time years ago in art class a hot friend texted my friend saying - i just woke up, i have teh b0ner! and we all chuckled and said "oh man, you so cwazy!" and then it freeze framed on our smiling faces and the credits rolled and that 80's song started to play you know the one "Your the best! for now! nothings gonna ever keep you down. your the best! for na-ow!"

static-harmony 12.08.2006 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmku
Are you from da ghetto?


But I am, not a pretty place to live.

gmku 12.08.2006 12:53 AM

Better move on up to the east side, brother.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 12.08.2006 02:07 AM

this one time i was making love and i couldnt finish for the life of me.
had the boner for like ever.
it sucked.

it could have been that i was trasssshhheeeed

king_buzzo 12.08.2006 04:25 AM

i was just about to make the same thread.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 12.08.2006 04:47 AM

BONER JAMS!!!

yeah...

king_buzzo 12.08.2006 04:47 AM

ha!

king_buzzo 12.08.2006 09:10 AM

i just had one

Inhuman 12.08.2006 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue
BONER JAMS!!!

yeah...



.and let the JAMS run free

ALIEN ANAL 12.08.2006 09:45 AM

me and my pals do Random Boner Checks, we all thrust out groins in there to see if we can catch anyone out with a bone

Trasher02 12.08.2006 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by static-harmony
just like a hard rod.

Can homo's have boners?

Inhuman 12.08.2006 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trasher02
Can homo's have boners?


I think their asses just get moist

cryptowonderdruginvogue 12.08.2006 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trasher02
Can homo's have boners?


loled

ALIEN ANAL 12.08.2006 09:56 AM

no their penis inverts duh

king_buzzo 12.08.2006 10:24 AM

ha!


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