Yeah, much better.

Beyonce's face is hideous, to me...

why does shakira look like she is having a seizure or being given tiny electric shocks?

Her tits are tiny mountains.

Both girls are 5-10 years away from being heffer's
Both girls cover about 101 goofy to borderline retarded faces
Both songs are absolute junk
Both videos are cheesy, generic and are 99.9% sex appeal, 0.1% lighting and 00% art
The other two Beyonce girls look like transvestites on steroids
Both videos were good for a laugh

I voted Shakira

Shakira in my face.... you stupid faggotts.

yes. i am winning this war. shakira's hips don't lie

She wolf?

Cuz she's part Native American! I get it!

Why isnt rob apart of the vote ?

I think you'll find that it's lucky that her breast are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains. Ironically, you've just asserted the complete opposite!

I didn't vote, but I like Beyoncé's song better.

Sorry, Glice, haven't heard that song since I was like 15 so I misquoted it, big time, for real.


...But, basically, isn't this thread about which one has the better poop-ass?

Well, I'll let you off. Which I shouldn't do in my capacity of international chair for the Preservation of not-as-good-in-English Shakira songs: lyrics division [PONAGIESSLD], but I will.

this is fo the sexy.

in today's overly specific fetishization of sex, must admiration of a woman's curves and fine fine bootay automatically mean anal sex? I guess it does to many people, but I do not mean it that way. I just like curves on ladies, and big butts are extremely pleasant to rat a tat tat doggie style.
but I leaves the doodoohole alone!

I cannot decide on my vote though.

I find shakira sexier on an every day level, and have never found beyonce all that attractive, but that video sparkles with sexy. shakira's video, however, sometimes looks like an epileptic seizure, which I guess is cool for dancing but not the sexy.


conflicted.

how is beyonce still winning?

at least Danzig agrees with me that shakira is the best

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHv3qO_Y8kk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLXlaTCdirM

ass

No importa quien es más sexy, a cualquiera de las dos le rompería el culo mínimo una hora!!!

Shakira > Beyonce -imnsho

both. at the same time.

who gives a crap about their music. It's aboot their booty and their hotness

though beyonce maybe be better at teh live performance/

beyonce is more manufactured sexy for performance, in general, and shakira is naturally lebanese sexylicious.

watching beyonce give interviews it is like watching a drag queen sometimes. oh well. at least we have her dancing.

wow

so rob, did that make you vote for shakira?

Nope. I voted for beyonce solel;y on the video dancing and the sexy moves.
shakira is supa sex supreme but I hate her bleached out hair and the dance moves on LOBA, while definitely interesting and funky, are not all that sexy, at least as far as epileptic seizures go.

damnit.

shakira is a much better dancer tho.

beyonce could only dream of being able to move her ass like shakira can

shakira is a better dancer. no doubt.

thick thigs can make a man feel oh so nice. ask Jay Z


shakira's blonde cock-rock metal locks suck. let's ignore them.

Shakira ftw. This is getting old

I'd take Lady GeroGeriGaGaGa over both of them, penis or not.

Shakira is Columbian, no?

Lady GaGa is truly unrepentant. That's the good part.

weird chick (even if it's manufactured weird, she still seems kinda genuinely weird and outlandish), hermaphrodite, big ass, decent music, pretty face (feel free to post makeup-less pics, she looks fine), short = win.

I like little girls who are like little boys with really feminine qualities, she is awesome. POKER FACE BITCHES.

That ass is fantastic!

all the ladies in this thread got it goin' on.

yeah!

i think she is half and half, lebanese dad I think.

like salma hayek, mix up the latins and the midele easterners and you gte FABULOUS DELIGHTS

mixed-up girls are always hotter (yeah, I know, everyone is mixed up somehow, but you know what I mean... radical mixes).

I finally listened to She Wolf. Awesome song. Kills Single Ladies.

My vote goes for Shakira.

Ah-woo.

http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/sho...4&postcount=94

I've been playing Gaga's video for 'Paparazzi' over and over all day.

Her ass is beyond heavenly at the 3:37 mark.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZlBjzXjfMU

I can't find myself attracted to either one