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automatic bzooty 05.19.2009 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _slavo_
 


FAIL

oh come on, man. jabba's first album is actually really really good. catchy as FUCK. how can you not move to that?

Sonic Youth 37 05.19.2009 05:24 PM

 

Kegmama 05.19.2009 05:30 PM

Savage has a plethora of capes in different shades of black (at least one leather & one velvet) in his closet, neatly hung above his boots and helmet.


!@#$%! posts naked.


Panto most definitely flexes in the mirror chanting his 'im a chocolate god' hymn. He remains a knowledgeable connoisseur of fashion, particularly women’s apparel.


Atsonic has graduated from the thumb up his anus while doing his girl and now implements beads.


Ploesj was a fairy or cute woodland creature in another life.


Instigator & Jenn are totally talented writers/artists and continue to work on their blogs, but not plug them enough here.


Flobot & GG are cloned mid-west versions of me and Kegpapa; Secretly living life here as mortals until we succeed in our plot to take over the world.

jon boy 05.19.2009 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama
Flobot & GG are cloned mid-west versions of me and Kegpapa; Secretly living life here as mortals until we succeed in our plot to take over the world.


i feel sorry for them.

Derek 05.19.2009 05:45 PM

summer is actually 10 years old.

(has that been said? surprised if it didn't)

Dr. Eugene Felikson 05.19.2009 06:19 PM

SuchFriends sacrifices virgins.
AtSonic and his girlfriend role-play scenes from El Topo in bed.
NoiseReductions wears baggy pants.
Rob snores to the tune of Sir-Mix-A-Lot's "I Like Big Butts" each night.
Westernquinxrox was Merzbow.
floatingslowly can turn wine into water, but not the other way around. This slowly dissolved into a trick he performed at parties, until he received numerous beatings from party hosts, after transforming various bottles of fine wines into useless jugs of water. He now does nothing of the sort.

Danny Himself 05.19.2009 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Eugene Felikson
Rob snores to the tune of Sir-Mix-A-Lot's "I Like Big Butts" each night.


Hahahaha

DeadDiscoDildo 05.19.2009 06:54 PM

I watched the muppets alot?!

preposterous!

NaiveMelody 05.19.2009 07:02 PM

DeadDiscoDildo is secretly in love with George W. Bush.

floatingslowly 05.19.2009 07:17 PM

I bet floatingslowly is not from the midwest or oklahoma.
I bet jon boy blushes at the thought of being a kegmama clone; blushes, as he touches his butthole ever so lightly.
I bet floatingslowly is from either california or texas.
I bet jon boy lives between two bowling alleys.
I bet Dr. Eugene Felikson is currently AWOL from the Michigan Militia, pending the return of one (1) nuclear-biologic-chemical mask.

NaiveMelody 05.19.2009 07:20 PM

I think Dr. Eugene Felikson is really Divine. Or likes to eat poop off of sidewalks.

floatingslowly 05.19.2009 07:26 PM

^^^ yr a complete mystery to me. I don't even feel comfortable guessing. I might get something wrong.

NaiveMelody 05.19.2009 07:28 PM

I like being mysterious. Mostly because if you ever meet me in person, you can usually read me like a book. I am a horrible liar.

floatingslowly 05.19.2009 07:32 PM

I find it odd that I cannot read you until I meet you in person. it somehow feels counterintuitive to the forum.

however, I thank you for allowing me to formulate an on-topic response.

I bet NaiveMelody has 97 chapters.


NOTE: before you think me rude in saying this, I took great pains coming up with a predictive number that was non-offensive.

1-17: makes it seem as if I think yr stupid.
18-30: makes it seem as if I'm guessing yr age.
31-45: makes it seem as if I'm saying yr old.
458: makes it seem as if I'm saying each one of yr posts is a chapter long.

clearly, that only leaves 97.

NaiveMelody 05.19.2009 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
I find it odd that I cannot read you until I meet you in person. it somehow feels counterintuitive to the forum.

however, I thank you for allowing me to formulate an on-topic response.

I bet NaiveMelody has 97 chapters.


NOTE: before you think me rude in saying this, I took great pains coming up with a predictive number that was non-offensive.

1-17: makes it seem as if I think yr stupid.
18-30: makes it seem as if I'm guessing yr age.
31-45: makes it seem as if I'm saying yr old.
458: makes it seem as if I'm saying each one of yr posts is a chapter long.

clearly, that only leaves 97.


I'm sure you could formulate generalities about me through the forum. But this isn't real life. A person is more than what they may type into cyberspace. You learn a lot more about them when you can sit down, look them in they eye, listen to their tambor and hot they act.

And I like the scientific formula to the number of chapters I may or may not have.

floatingslowly 05.19.2009 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by NaiveMelody
hot they act.


indeed.

NaiveMelody 05.19.2009 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
indeed.


You can clearly pick out that I need to proofread my posts before I hit "Submit Reply".

I think I'm leaving that typo as-is. It reads well.

davenotdead 05.19.2009 08:30 PM

i bet naivemelody is a bot from a cult Yoda message board

NaiveMelody 05.19.2009 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead
i bet naivemelody is a bot from a cult Yoda message board


Pegged me you have.

;)

static-harmony 05.19.2009 08:32 PM

davenotdead secretly mimics madonna's moves.


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