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Satan 09.18.2009 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod
No way, I will meet my goals in the night.

There.

 


That is me.

goddamn those are some serious mutton chops

static-harmony 09.18.2009 10:35 PM

No, I'm not. Thanks anyways.

So whoever is keeping points. 1 for me- 0 for amerikangod.

notyourfiend 09.18.2009 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by static-harmony
No, I'm not. Thanks anyways.


I think you are! I especially liked the raver look!

With that being said, I'm staying up as I drink a beer.

static-harmony 09.18.2009 10:39 PM

Thanks. And funny you say about feminist, because I usual tend to lean with them. But not men haters though.

notyourfiend 09.18.2009 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by static-harmony
Thanks. And funny you say about feminist, because I usual tend to lean with them. But not men haters though.


there is a difference between hating on all men and hating on patriarchy, son!

i just hate most people. i don't discriminate by gender. :D

static-harmony 09.18.2009 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

But I'm a shoe-in for the 'quickest ejaculate in a carved open summer melon' competition.



So what you are saying is you are a one minute man?

static-harmony 09.18.2009 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by notyourfiend
i just hate most people. i don't discriminate by gender. :D


Oh girl, same here. I hate most people too.

notyourfiend 09.18.2009 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod
As for the former, this is a thread for drunken stupidity, not actual discussion.

As for the latter, misanthropy is allowed and welcomed.


for better or worse, those thoughts don't ever really get shut off in my head. i have a fuckin bachelors degree in women's studies! being f-ed up just makes shit more fun/less horrifying to think about.

we all need to escape sometimes.


cheers!

notyourfiend 09.18.2009 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by static-harmony
Oh girl, same here. I hate most people too.


I'm glad we think similarly!


edit: to amerikangod: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cy22Woq_Ls

static-harmony 09.18.2009 10:50 PM

You know I want a black shirt Kathleen Hanna in her most riot grrrl pose on it. I want it to say Rebel Girl. With Rebel on top and Girl on the bottom. SOmeone make me a shirt like that.

Satan 09.18.2009 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by notyourfiend
there is a difference between hating on all men and hating on patriarchy, son!

i just hate most people. i don't discriminate by gender. :D

misanthropy for the fuckin win

Quote:

Originally Posted by static-harmony
So what you are saying is you are a one minute man?

hahahahaha i was gonna say that

notyourfiend 09.18.2009 10:58 PM

aite, im finally out.

i'll revisit this tomm.

salam.

pbradley 09.18.2009 11:00 PM

Misanthropy is easy.

girlgun 09.19.2009 02:33 AM

hi. my name is girlgun and i'm fucking drunk. my thumb is bleeding because i smashed my glass on the table at the hilo and a piece of glass decided to hang out in the hem of my skirt. so one dude made kitty paws at me while i talked to my kid's spanish teacher. she's weird but cool. kthxbai. better go to sleep now because i have to go to some "irish" pub tomorrow with my cousin i haven't seen in years (she's a kettle bell lifter) to watch another cuz play bagpipes which i hate. i just feel guilty because i don't know my fam. oh yeah bye.

kierkegaarden 09.19.2009 02:42 AM

hi, i am not wasted, i am xanaxed

tried but couldn't stomach hegel, drowning in the goslings' grandeur of hair instead

Satan 09.19.2009 02:42 AM

medicateddddd

Glice 09.19.2009 04:39 AM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod
Being able to shoot your load and say 'Peace!" within moments is important to one's genital survival when fucking melons. Think about it. They sit out in fields, many of them are already full of fuck holes... naturally, they are full of bees. When you stick your dong into something full of bees, you want to get it out ASAP, do you not?

lrn2melonfuck


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Originally Posted by amerikangod
I only approve of BA's in Women's Studies when coupled with a minor in intensive blowjobs. Otherwise I feel like my patriarchy is threatened. And when I feel like my patriarchy is threatened, I come online and talk about my dick. All. Fucking. Day.

You think it's bad now? Just you wait.


Can I hereby nominate Herr god for some sort of Internet knighthood? Thanks.

Dead-Air 09.19.2009 05:07 AM

O.k., I promised. So fucked up I was unable to come though she says she did twice. Which is some kind of record between us. If only I had felt it...

Trasher02 09.19.2009 06:30 AM

I'm still drunk from last night.
I crashed my bike.
I did a faceplant.
Face = wrecked.
FML

Satan 09.19.2009 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Trasher02
I'm still drunk from last night.
I crashed my bike.
I did a faceplant.
Face = wrecked.
FML

not your beautiful face!!!!! :( :( :(


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