yo i ain't no cult followin' type of cat, feel me? but i'll help you run that ho. as long as i get to kidnap bitches from, like, wisconsin and shit then, like, take them to the rain forest, jim jones style, then make it rain in the rain forest. damn. that's some congo baller shit.

damn. this is gonna be just like dipset. weed, lsd, coke, fur coats, and (hopefully) the color purple. i ain't helping no dudes JO, though...ima film it and sell it.

if the camera goes out of focus, don't trip. im probably textin' my weed man, too.

Will there be a massive die off? Or a Massive killings of people?

oh sweet 7 lbs, 10 oz jeezuz, I sincerely hope so.

can i wear a loin cloth in the cult?

since crypto is away, and I currently have the megaphone, I'll say wear what you like.

although a loin cloth is certainly not required (and I sure as hell won't be wearing one), yr welcome to come as you are.

speaking of cum, loin cloths will certainly make it easier for crypto to give you yr sacramental JOs.

so the definitive answer is "just say maybe".

not me, thanks; but i'll start an alternative cult that will take care of the ladies, while your cokehead "gents" JO and pat each other in the ass.

oh yeah-- neglected and frustrated women drip heavier when they finally get it. yummmm.

Word is born x 100000


You can be my vice... president... cult... leader

Role model for best cult ever:

after much thought, i have decided i'm against any JOing in general
NO JOs

However, we will have many women to choose from
Lots of rooms
and TONS of marvin records

that's it.

I'm done with this chickenshit outfit.

I will JO as I please, and I will do it in a GODLY manner.

A weapons stockpile needs to also be a part of this thing if it's gonna be done right.

i've got plenty of guns

Enough to fortify a compound?
Cults gotta have compounds, and compounds gotta be fortified.

maybe not that many, but we have a walk in safe with guns and guns and guns

like, the whole marvin discography?

we can be like a group of anti-JO militant acid fried americans...in space.

in space... underground!

...in time.

woah...