Cher Pookie,

Serait-il possible que me passiez-vous le sel et le poivre ? Nous vous prions d'agréer l'expression de nos sentiments distingués.

Marie De La Roux

Bordeaux

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ps- sciocchezze?? --> "events"??

im originally from HELL but i currently live here & there

Marie:
''Vous n'êtes pas pookie, nom de famille unpronouncable ! ! !''

Sciocchezze = silly things, in this case silly questions.

ah merde! mais je suis très curieux

merci pour la réponse...

Marie :
'' Vous êtes bienvenu.''

Pookie,

、 私はいかに2秒にすべてこれを書くことを得たか。

あなたの

Nagati

Tell mee!

ok but first, wtf is nikako?

Dear Pookie,

Single gay guys keep asking staring at my body, cause I am a slim guy, and frankly a good looking guy. They do this in front of my Boyfriend. What can I do, so they will stop staring at me with desiring eyes?

Sincerly,
Sexy Queer.

Indeed, because obviously they have a head start.

Make the most of it before you hit 30, and that paunch begins to grow, the once luscious thick head of hair begins to thin, those boyish good looks become blemished with a few telling lines, and you groan when you get out of a comfy chair.

I know I miss the admiring glances of the gays. It's just desperate middle-age women who look at me now, considering that one final fling before settling down into their dotage.

Dearest Pookie

If it takes four men with buckets three hours to fill two baths with water, how long will it it take six men with watering cans to cross the English Channel in a rubber dinghy?

Fond regards,
Your maths teacher

This formula expresses the fact that differentiation and integration are inverse operations of each other. Therefore, if d=dinghy, then it is easy to see that for finite sets d (dinghy) equals the cardinality of the power set equals f (watering can) equals x (channel).

So if this calculation is applied, then d/dx, together with that long line with the bends at either end and an x and a supporting it, added to the f (watering can) (s) (s) d (dinghy) s (s) = f (watering can) (x) (channel).

Dear Pookie,

How did you manage to convince someone that you were a suitable person to manage a bookshop? You're clearly barking mad.

I resent that.

And you only have to convince one person on one occasion that you're suitable for a job.

Yo Pookie,

I'm going to buy a bycicle. I was thinking of getting a driving licence, but as you might know, Italians are not the greatest drivers. Any suggestions for a particular model?

Yours,

Porcaro

Good for you
I've heard as much







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I don't think you could do better than this one:

Dear Pookie,

What should I do now that I am single?
Also going to the movies with the ex, on saturday, is this a bad decision or a wise one?

Sincerly, Synthetic.

Dear Pookie,

Everybody at the office is talking about Spiderman 3. Spiderman 3 this, Spiderman 3 that- I don't know whether to love it or hate it, and I haven't even seen it! I feel, from the comments I have overheard, that I could piece together the general plot:

Spiderman has a showdown with a villain/villainess named The Sandman, who apparently is the man who killed Uncle Ben in Spiderman 1. Then for some reason Spiderman turns black. Then Harry turns around and his face is all crippled and gross, oh man, it was fucking sick.

So far, it sounds quite compelling, if my estimation is anything to go by. So Pookie, should I take myself on a date to the movies this weekend to see Spiderman 3?

Yours faithfully,
Ambassador Wellington 'Fancy' Mbutu, Ivory Coast.