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porkmarras 07.10.2006 01:58 PM

I imagine so.

Cantankerous 07.10.2006 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras
Die.

En garde.

porkmarras 07.10.2006 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
En garde.

You wont escape this time.:rolleyes:

Cantankerous 07.10.2006 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras
You wont escape this time.:rolleyes:

Touche.

contort:myself 07.10.2006 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by drrrtyboots
Tell them they were all taken into consideration in the making of this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1LR2fRIt1lc&search=pitchfork%20record%20st ore


That video was fucking great. Thanks.

jon boy 07.10.2006 02:35 PM

great video. that record shop was one if the best i ever went too. that and ameaba.

Ripchord 07.10.2006 02:46 PM

"I don't know, it just all sounds the same to me."

gmku 07.10.2006 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Ripchord
"I don't know, it just all sounds the same to me."


yeah, that's a good one!

noisemachine 07.10.2006 03:02 PM

"they just sound like a rip-off of ___insert name of popular band here___"

Confucious is sex 07.10.2006 03:03 PM

I used to wish i had the balls to annoy my ex by saying something along the lines of 'why don't they just play a nice tune'? But i would have been killed.

RdTv 07.10.2006 03:27 PM

Tell them that found a rare and highly collectible record. Then when they ask you more about it, mention that it isn't the original but a recent pressing.

Ripchord 07.10.2006 03:44 PM

"I don't really like anything that isn't on the iTunes top 10."

gmku 07.10.2006 03:57 PM

Heh!

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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Ripchord again.

Daddylikes 07.10.2006 03:58 PM

When they ask what type of music you are into, go into a lengthy discussion about the Classical music and Operas that you love.

jon boy 07.10.2006 03:59 PM

just say 'well its all noise isnt it' and watch the hate flicker.

Cantankerous 07.10.2006 04:20 PM

tell them you have a great band for them to check out that you saw on FUSE.

tell them sigur ros sucks.

Ripchord 07.10.2006 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
tell them you have a great band for them to check out that you saw on FUSE.

tell them sigur ros sucks.

XD to the first
O.o to the second.

Confucious is sex 07.10.2006 04:35 PM

"Is that the guy out of Busted playing the guitar?"

Rob Instigator 07.10.2006 04:56 PM

"These guys remind me of Chicago, before Peter Cetera was the main singer"

Savage Clone 07.10.2006 04:58 PM

Sing the praises of Courtney Love.

Hip Priest 07.10.2006 04:58 PM

"They're friends with George Michael, right?"

Ripchord 07.10.2006 05:04 PM

"The singer kind of looks like Gerard Way"

Hip Priest 07.10.2006 05:06 PM

"I quite like that tune of theirs that was on tv, the one in the car advert".

Cantankerous 07.10.2006 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Sing the praises of Courtney Love.

This really does piss them off. I know from experience.

RdTv 07.10.2006 05:38 PM

Yeah, they're ok but they sound like Creed.

porkmarras 07.10.2006 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
This really does piss them off. I know from experience.

Boring.This post is boring.Sorry your youth unfornately doesn't help in this case.Boring.Next.

HaydenAsche 07.10.2006 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras
Boring.This post is boring.Sorry your youth unfornately doesn't help in this case.Boring.Next.


That goes double for your posts.

Cantankerous 07.10.2006 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras
Boring.This post is boring.Sorry your youth unfornately doesn't help in this case.Boring.Next.

Boring.

HaydenAsche 07.10.2006 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
Quit being a prick.


ESPECIALLY when he isn't even fucking good at it.

Cantankerous 07.10.2006 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche
ESPECIALLY when he isn't even fucking good at it.

Next.

HaydenAsche 07.10.2006 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
Next.

(Giggles)

next plz

Cantankerous 07.10.2006 05:44 PM

What are you contributing to this board, you American scum?Boring.

HaydenAsche 07.10.2006 05:45 PM

REMEMBER

Jackasses > Pricks

Therefore, America wins.

Ripchord 07.10.2006 05:46 PM

"Oh yeah, that song kind of reminds me of that P!ATD jam."

porkmarras 07.10.2006 05:47 PM

C'mon kids.It's uncle porkie.What's the problem?

HaydenAsche 07.10.2006 05:48 PM

No problem.boring. Just boring. next.

THis board wouldn't be boring if you posted more pictures of yourself. Preferably inappropriate ones.

Inhuman 07.10.2006 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by jon boy
i hate music snobs. ways to annoy them: tell them that hip hop has no place in experimental music.


Haha, if somebody said that to me I'd rant about how great Dalek is. When I hear "music snobs" I usually think of:

a) Metal Heads that think Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, etc... are the "best"
b) Indie kids
c) ugh, those idiots who are into prog rock and love Rush and think Rap is shit.

I used to be a really big music asshole - when I was really into indie rock. What I used to do is go on the emo forum on myspace and there's about 7 people who spend their whole day on the board and just post about why modern day pop punk bands aren't emo and real emo was from the early 90's. It's always fun posting threads like "OMG McR R SoOoo Emo!". It never gets old!

HaydenAsche 07.10.2006 05:50 PM

I'm a snob. Piss off.

porkmarras 07.10.2006 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras
C'mon kids.It's uncle porkie.What's the problem?

Play havoc then.I love it when you do do that.For exactly ten minutes,but i love it.

Daddylikes 07.10.2006 05:51 PM

I said it before, and I'll say it again.

I'd talk about Classical Music and Opera...for an hour.

The music snob would be pissed because you are genuinely interested in music, and you know way more about it than they'd ever hope to listening to recycled brit pop.


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