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Say again over! |
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Very accommodating thank you. (Now all you have to do is change your original post and the joke'll work). |
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Is that: "when will we stop [studying/working] to entertain ourselves with this board, during our work/study time?" Or: "when will we stop to entertain ourselves with this board. During work/study time?" The answer to the first would be: at a convenient break in your work/study time, ensuring you don't leave any heavy machinery/teachers unattended and in a position to potentially pose a health & safety risk. To the latter: yes. |
dear spookie:
how many wives are too many wives? reginald saint jerome, utah (via telegraph) |
dear spookie:
i'm feeling a little insecure, i think my girlfriend is upset with me about something; ever since i've strangled here after i forced her to intercourse, she has been awfully quiet. sincerely, ed smith trenton, new jersey. |
dear spookie,
why can't i find ready to drink cheetos? am i searching in the wrong places? manuel "fattest man in the world" uribe |
Dear Pookie,
What kind of flowers should I burn for my pagan ritual to Zeus? Lilacs, Roses, or Dandenlions? Sincerly, Paganist Ted. |
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Some have argued that bigamy is having one wife too many, and monogamy is the same. I would just advise you, when considering bigamy, to remember that in this instance two rites do make a wrong. |
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Uh huh. Is there a question or are you just boasting? |
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You drink Cheetos? Chester Cheetah says, "Mmmm, they're yummy in your tummy". ![]() |
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Love thou the rose, yet leave it on its stem. Admire the lilacs, but in peace leave them. |
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Dear Mary, It is reasonable to have perfection in our eye, that we may always advance towards it, though we know it can never be reached. |
Dear Pookie,
Why do I have to be third in my speech class? Is it because of my last name? Sincerly, C--------- |
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Hello C---------, Your question is vague and so I had to consult your speech class tutor. He says there are only two people in the class, so can't you get the hint? Hope that helps, Pookie |
what would be the best job for me after i graduate? i'm looking for a job that doesn't require too much resposibility, isn't mind numbing, and pays about £8 or £9/hour
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Wow, you're really cheap! I'm going to suggest you ask sonicl. He's on here all the time (obviously holds a position of little or no responsibility), when the job gets too mind numbing he just posts here, and he can afford a three bedroom house in Surrey. Regards, pookie |
Pookie im feeling like shit. i need a new amp, but they're all either crap and expensive or vintage and imposiblle to find.
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dear pookie,
married women say they love me but dont do anything about it. how can i cope with this terrible burdon? russel crowe, here there and everywhere. |
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to jon boy again.
brilliant! |
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This brings to mind a story my old Irish aunt told me... EDIT: Kate told me to say the answer is 'yes'. Quote:
Pookie's motto: If a question mark I do not see, You've read the title of the thread wrongly. |
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