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Pookie 03.08.2007 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nefeli
dear pookie,
been meaning to ask you -dont think i have..-if i should do smth with a friend of mine who has as only pleasure in life to give and recieve pleasure to modellookalike women. he has no other interests in life. has he found the meaning of life, so i shouldnt bother but just be happy for him? recently tho, he has himself a girlfriend and seems to ease on the issue.

a good friend, nef.


Say again over!

Pookie 03.08.2007 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonicl
Dear Pookie,

How do you find virgins in Basingstoke?

Yours inquisitively,
Mavis


Very accommodating thank you.

(Now all you have to do is change your original post and the joke'll work).

Pookie 03.08.2007 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dr. humpp
dear mr. pookie,

when will we stop to entertain ourselfs with this board during our work/study time?


Is that: "when will we stop [studying/working] to entertain ourselves with this board, during our work/study time?"

Or: "when will we stop to entertain ourselves with this board. During work/study time?"

The answer to the first would be: at a convenient break in your work/study time, ensuring you don't leave any heavy machinery/teachers unattended and in a position to potentially pose a health & safety risk.

To the latter: yes.

Everyneurotic 03.08.2007 08:27 PM

dear spookie:

how many wives are too many wives?

reginald
saint jerome, utah (via telegraph)

Everyneurotic 03.08.2007 08:29 PM

dear spookie:

i'm feeling a little insecure, i think my girlfriend is upset with me about something; ever since i've strangled here after i forced her to intercourse, she has been awfully quiet.

sincerely,

ed smith
trenton, new jersey.

Everyneurotic 03.08.2007 08:34 PM

dear spookie,

why can't i find ready to drink cheetos? am i searching in the wrong places?

manuel "fattest man in the world" uribe

SynthethicalY 03.09.2007 12:50 AM

Dear Pookie,

What kind of flowers should I burn for my pagan ritual to Zeus?
Lilacs, Roses, or Dandenlions?

Sincerly,

Paganist Ted.

Pookie 03.10.2007 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic
dear spookie:

how many wives are too many wives?

reginald
saint jerome, utah (via telegraph)


Some have argued that bigamy is having one wife too many, and monogamy is the same.

I would just advise you, when considering bigamy, to remember that in this instance two rites do make a wrong.

Pookie 03.10.2007 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic
dear spookie:

i'm feeling a little insecure, i think my girlfriend is upset with me about something; ever since i've strangled here after i forced her to intercourse, she has been awfully quiet.

sincerely,

ed smith
trenton, new jersey.


Uh huh. Is there a question or are you just boasting?

Pookie 03.10.2007 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic
dear spookie,

why can't i find ready to drink cheetos? am i searching in the wrong places?

manuel "fattest man in the world" uribe


You drink Cheetos?

Chester Cheetah says, "Mmmm, they're yummy in your tummy".



 

Pookie 03.10.2007 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SynthethicalY
Dear Pookie,

What kind of flowers should I burn for my pagan ritual to Zeus?
Lilacs, Roses, or Dandenlions?

Sincerly,

Paganist Ted.


Love thou the rose, yet leave it on its stem.

Admire the lilacs, but in peace leave them.

Pookie 03.10.2007 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kegmama
Dear Pookie,

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect; why practice?

Sincerely,
Mary 'practically perfect in every way' Poppins


Dear Mary,

It is reasonable to have perfection in our eye, that we may always advance towards it, though we know it can never be reached.


SynthethicalY 03.21.2007 06:00 PM

Dear Pookie,

Why do I have to be third in my speech class? Is it because of my last name?

Sincerly,
C---------

Pookie 03.22.2007 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SynthethicalY
Dear Pookie,

Why do I have to be third in my speech class? Is it because of my last name?

Sincerly,
C---------


Hello C---------,

Your question is vague and so I had to consult your speech class tutor. He says there are only two people in the class, so can't you get the hint?

Hope that helps,

Pookie

Toilet & Bowels 03.22.2007 07:56 AM

what would be the best job for me after i graduate? i'm looking for a job that doesn't require too much resposibility, isn't mind numbing, and pays about £8 or £9/hour

Pookie 03.22.2007 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
what would be the best job for me after i graduate? i'm looking for a job that doesn't require too much resposibility, isn't mind numbing, and pays about £8 or £9/hour


Wow, you're really cheap!

I'm going to suggest you ask sonicl. He's on here all the time (obviously holds a position of little or no responsibility), when the job gets too mind numbing he just posts here, and he can afford a three bedroom house in Surrey.

Regards,

pookie

king_buzzo 03.22.2007 12:50 PM

Pookie im feeling like shit. i need a new amp, but they're all either crap and expensive or vintage and imposiblle to find.

jon boy 03.22.2007 12:55 PM

dear pookie,

married women say they love me but dont do anything about it. how can i cope with this terrible burdon?

russel crowe, here there and everywhere.

fishmonkey 03.22.2007 06:25 PM

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to jon boy again.


brilliant!

Pookie 03.22.2007 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ms. Always Right
Dear Pookie,

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

Sincerely,
Ms. Always Right


This brings to mind a story my old Irish aunt told me...

EDIT: Kate told me to say the answer is 'yes'.

Quote:

Originally Posted by king_buzzo
Pookie im feeling like shit. i need a new amp, but they're all either crap and expensive or vintage and imposiblle to find.


Pookie's motto:
If a question mark I do not see,
You've read the title of the thread wrongly.


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