[afterthefact]

...sucks.

[jon boy]

how exactly?

i really liked it. amazing imagery and great storyline. one of van sants best along with drugstore cowboy.

[afterthefact]

Drugstore Cowboy was great, along with most of his other stuff. But MOPI was so bloody boring, and most of the dialogue sounded extremely forced and unnatural. I felt nothing through the whole thing, and could have turned it off at any point and not wondered what happened through the rest of the film.

[jon boy]

maybe you should have.

[ALIEN ANAL]

you know whats fucked up
Beauty and the beast. its fucked up that he turns into a babe in the end. it just blows the moral up
fucken stupid good looking people

[afterthefact]

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

you know whats fucked up
Beauty and the beast. its fucked up that he turns into a babe in the end. it just blows the moral up
fucken stupid good looking people

I agree. I mean, I guess she did fall in love with him as a beast, but still, the true happy ending of the movie was that he didn't have to be ugly anymore. Personally, I would want to stay as the beast. I mean, if you already have the girl, who cares if you look good anyway, and then you get to be a cool beast also.

[afterthefact]

Originally Posted by jon boy

maybe you should have.

The only reason I didn't had nothing to do with interest in the plot, but instead the fact that a friend recommended it, and I needed to see the whole thing so I could tell him it was crap. If I only saw half of it, my argument wouldn't have a leg to stand on.

[ALIEN ANAL]

Originally Posted by afterthefact

I agree. I mean, I guess she did fall in love with him as a beast, but still, the true happy ending of the movie was that he didn't have to be ugly anymore. Personally, I would want to stay as the beast. I mean, if you already have the girl, who cares if you look good anyway, and then you get to be a cool beast also.

Yeh, i really think he should of stayed as a beast. Its what she fell in love with, it really wasnt needed that he turn into a hunky model. He learnt to accept what he looked like and she learnt that its whats on the inside that counts. I bet in beautys head at the end she said "thank fuck for that"

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by afterthefact

...sucks.

what? i've always thought it was quite good.

maybe you just got paranoid that your friend is trying to send you invisible signals that he wants to kiss you?

[afterthefact]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

what? i've always thought it was quite good.

maybe you just got paranoid that your friend is trying to send you invisible signals that he wants to kiss you?

haha, no, he is about at hetro as they come, although the thought crossed my mind when I started watching it

[Пятхъдесят Шест]

I've got a feeling people in Idaho are feeling quite good today. Private or not...

 

 

[Kegmama]

Originally Posted by afterthefact

Drugstore Cowboy was great, along with most of his other stuff.

Drugstore Cowboy is one of my fav movies. I love it.

Originally Posted by afterthefact

But MOPI was so bloody boring, and most of the dialogue sounded extremely forced and unnatural.

That's Keanu's fault. Worst actor ever.

[pulsar]

Originally Posted by afterthefact

...sucks.

 

o rly?

[afterthefact]

Originally Posted by Kegmama

That's Keanu's fault. Worst actor ever.

I totally agree. Still though, it is possible for an actor to ruin a movie, especially when -in my opinion- the story isn't that interesting in the first place.

[pulsar]

Originally Posted by afterthefact

I totally agree. Still though, it is possible for an actor to ruin a movie, especially when -in my opinion- the story isn't that interesting in the first place.

*door rings

Bigchested Blonde: "Hello?"
Bearded Dude: "I came to repair your refridgerator"
Bigchested Blonde: "But it's running"

*bearded dude enters room
*bigchested girl lifts shirt
*sexual interaction starts

Now that's a movie!

[Kegmama]

Originally Posted by pulsar

*door rings

Bigchested Blonde: "Hello?"
Bearded Dude: "I came to repair your refridgerator"
Bigchested Blonde: "But it's running"

*bearded dude enters room
*bigchested girl lifts shirt
*sexual interaction starts

Now that's a movie!

True. But, you don't watch THOSE kind of movies for any kind of plot or dialogue.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Kegmama

That's Keanu's fault. Worst actor ever.

well, no. tom cruise is the worst actor ever. keanu's range is limited and he's often miscast-- as a british XIX-century "doood" in "dracula"? preposterous! however, he was born to play bill, from bill & ted's excellent adventure, yes? in fact i do believe him to BE bill. but anyway, he was ok in my own private idaho, he was ok in johnny mnemonic, he was adequate in constantine as well. in the matrix, well, he sucked big, but the whole "trilogy" sucked diseased anus... the 1st one was ok though.

[afterthefact]

no, worst actor ever is (drum roll, please):

 

Paul Walker!

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by afterthefact

no, worst actor ever is (drum roll, please):

 

Paul Walker!

who the fuck is that? never heard of it.

[atari 2600]

Originally Posted by afterthefact

...and most of the dialogue sounded extremely forced and unnatural...

The dialogue is based on Shakespeare's Henry IV.
Drugstore Cowboy is definitely Van Sant's best. It's in my top 30-40 or so.
My Own Private Idaho probably is his second best movie, but that's by virtue of Phoenix and of his others being just that bad. Elephant is good too though, I suppose.
Van Sant has been a big disappointment.

Originally Posted by Kegmama

Drugstore Cowboy is one of my fav movies. I love it.



That's Keanu's fault. Worst actor ever.

He was great as a kid when he was in River's Edge. I agree with the general consensus though that pretty much all of his other roles Keanu has done haven't been too good and that he gives new meaning to turning in a wooden/emotionally dead performance.