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Old 12.21.2006, 09:29 AM   #1
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I'm starting an alternative to the established yearbook. Nominate your favorites in the categories used in the establishment book, and I'll compile the results. Utimately, though, since I'm in charge of this one, if I don't agree with the results, my decision rules.

Go ahead.
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Old 12.21.2006, 09:31 AM   #2
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Old 12.21.2006, 09:33 AM   #3
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Most likely to be sorely disappointed at his team's being beaten into second place on the last day of this season's English Premiership... Fishmonkey
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Old 12.21.2006, 09:34 AM   #4
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I'm starting an alternative to the established yearbook. Nominate your favorites in the categories used in the establishment book, and I'll compile the results. Utimately, though, since I'm in charge of this one, if I don't agree with the results, my decision rules.

Go ahead.

blagh, why go alternative if we're not going to have more interesting categories?

now, if we crown you "biggest public display of purchase power, regardless of results", will you give us at least that chance?

cmon, new categories:

"biggest pothead"
"most upleasant asshole"
"least significant wanker"
"most likely to die from a VD"
"droopier tits"
"most crooked penis (provide angle)"

etc??
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Old 12.21.2006, 09:36 AM   #5
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Most likely to be sorely disappointed at his team's being beaten into second place on the last day of this season's English Premiership... Fishmonkey


haha!!! you bastard!
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Old 12.21.2006, 09:39 AM   #6
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I'm starting an alternative to the established yearbook. Nominate your favorites in the categories used in the establishment book, and I'll compile the results. Utimately, though, since I'm in charge of this one, if I don't agree with the results, my decision rules.

Go ahead.

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Old 12.21.2006, 09:39 AM   #7
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"most crooked penis (provide angle)"

etc??
in which direction?
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Old 12.21.2006, 09:40 AM   #8
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biggest penis ... Fishmonkey

sure you meant to say "biggest dick" and then got all scientific with the language?
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Old 12.21.2006, 09:41 AM   #9
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sure you meant to say "biggest dick" and then got all scientific with the language?

yeah, i feel like an ass for saying it now.
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Old 12.21.2006, 09:52 AM   #10
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blagh, why go alternative if we're not going to have more interesting categories?

now, if we crown you "biggest public display of purchase power, regardless of results", will you give us at least that chance?

cmon, new categories:

"biggest pothead"
"most upleasant asshole"
"least significant wanker"
"most likely to die from a VD"
"droopier tits"
"most crooked penis (provide angle)"

etc??

I'm all for alternative categories, too, certainly. Go ahead with this, too. Ultimately, though, as I say, the decision about what officially goes into the alternative yearbook falls to me. Naturally. But feel free and go wild during the nominating process, y'all.
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Old 12.21.2006, 09:53 AM   #11
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Old 12.21.2006, 09:55 AM   #12
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in which direction?

doesnt' matter-- up, left, right-- just-- away from the main axis?

only a suggestion though

other possible categories:

"amplest asscheeks"

"most likely to walk out of the crapper with a piece of toilet paper stuck on the shoe"

"most undignified response in a thread"

we could go on forever with this crap

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yeah, i feel like an ass for saying it now.

ha ha, why? glice does it all the time with zero remorse. besides, i'm sure he'll want the title for himself...
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Old 12.21.2006, 09:55 AM   #13
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largest collection of underground 50's homo-erotic novelties:

GMKU!!!!!!!!!!!

You seemed fixated on homo-eroticism, swa(y). Care to explain?
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Old 12.21.2006, 09:56 AM   #14
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Old 12.21.2006, 09:57 AM   #16
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Old 12.21.2006, 09:57 AM   #17
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swa(y), So you're like what? 11, 12 years old? I remember that kind of humor was very popular in 7th grade.
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swa(y), So you're like what? 11, 12 years old? I remember that kind of humor was very popular in 7th grade.
Hi sweetie!How's it going?
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Old 12.21.2006, 10:01 AM   #19
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It would be one thing if it were a 13-year-old mentality that's in evidence. But you flatter yourself.
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Old 12.21.2006, 10:01 AM   #20
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swa(y), So you're like what? 11, 12 years old? I remember that kind of humor was very popular in 7th grade.

no, he's 23, and a retard
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