Screech porno

atari 2600 · 09.28.2006, 12:05 PM

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=7&entry_id=9287

Dustin Diamond Sex Tape

Former teen TV star Dustin Diamond is reportedly the star of a candid new sex tape in which he romps with two women.
The 29-year-old, who played geek Screech Powers in "Saved By the Bell," engages in a number of sexual acts with the women in the 40-minute tape.
Agent David Hans Schmidt has acquired the rights and is currently seeking a distributor for "Saved By the Smell."
Schmidt tells the New York Daily News, "Just when you think you have seen everything in this business, mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it."
Diamond's manager Roger Paul hopes the tape will raise his client's profile and help resurrect the acting career that collapsed when "Saved By the Bell" ended in 1997.
He says, "I haven't seen the tape. I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings."
Diamond will welcome any royalties he gets from the tape -- in June he launched a campaign to save his home from foreclosure, by selling autographed T-shirts on the Internet.

hey alex · 09.28.2006, 12:07 PM

what works for paris hilton does not neccessarily work for screech

kingcoffee · 10.02.2006, 02:06 PM

wow. That's all I can say. He's sunk so low. First it was Saved by the Bell. Then it was Celebrity Boxing where he beat the shit our of Horshack from Welcome Back, Kotter, now it's a home made sex tape. No one will watch it!!! Diamond isnt an attractive man. And he probably has a small penis, so he doesn't even have that going for him. What a fucking loser!!! Get a job ya bum!!!!

Savage Clone · 10.02.2006, 02:07 PM

Actually, word on the street is he's packing a python in there.

I'm not gonna find out.

atari 2600 · 10.02.2006, 02:08 PM

Someone told me that he was on The View a few months ago asking for donations to save his house. That is truly pathetic.

Rob Instigator · 10.02.2006, 02:19 PM

supposedly, SUPPOSEDLY, when he was born his dad said he was "all nose and hose."

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 10.02.2006, 03:58 PM

I'm gonna see it. I'm curious. And somewhat perverted. I want to see a childstar do something incredibly taboo and perverted. It will be a good laugh.

It is like people who want to see the croc hunter bite the dust, but just a little less perverted.

Prisstina · 10.02.2006, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by atari 2600

Someone told me that he was on The View a few months ago asking for donations to save his house. That is truly pathetic.

Yep. His house is foreclosing, so he's begging for donations. His motto? "Trust the Dust." What a lameo.

Richard Pryor on Fire · 10.02.2006, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

I'm gonna see it. I'm curious. And somewhat perverted. I want to see a childstar do something incredibly taboo and perverted. It will be a good laugh.

It is like people who want to see the croc hunter bite the dust, but just a little less perverted.

Does anyone have the video f the Croc Hunter being killed?

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 10.02.2006, 04:56 PM

Not that I know of, but it will eventually be leaked and people will watch it.

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atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=7&entry_id=9287 Dustin Diamond Sex Tape Former teen TV star Dustin Diamond is reportedly the star of a candid new sex tape in which he romps with two women. The 29-year-old, who played geek Screech Powers in "Saved By the Bell," engages in a number of sexual acts with the women in the 40-minute tape. Agent David Hans Schmidt has acquired the rights and is currently seeking a distributor for "Saved By the Smell." Schmidt tells the New York Daily News, "Just when you think you have seen everything in this business, mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it." Diamond's manager Roger Paul hopes the tape will raise his client's profile and help resurrect the acting career that collapsed when "Saved By the Bell" ended in 1997. He says, "I haven't seen the tape. I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings." Diamond will welcome any royalties he gets from the tape -- in June he launched a campaign to save his home from foreclosure, by selling autographed T-shirts on the Internet. __________________ Robert Rauschenberg, Canyon, 1959. Combine on canvas 81 3/4 x 70 x 24 inches.
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kingcoffee expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,510	wow. That's all I can say. He's sunk so low. First it was Saved by the Bell. Then it was Celebrity Boxing where he beat the shit our of Horshack from Welcome Back, Kotter, now it's a home made sex tape. No one will watch it!!! Diamond isnt an attractive man. And he probably has a small penis, so he doesn't even have that going for him. What a fucking loser!!! Get a job ya bum!!!! __________________ "No way, man! Cuz dyin' would be a stone groove! Got any messages for Jimi Hendrix?" "Yes. Pick up your puppy."
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atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	Someone told me that he was on The View a few months ago asking for donations to save his house. That is truly pathetic.
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SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	I'm gonna see it. I'm curious. And somewhat perverted. I want to see a childstar do something incredibly taboo and perverted. It will be a good laugh. It is like people who want to see the croc hunter bite the dust, but just a little less perverted.
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SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	Not that I know of, but it will eventually be leaked and people will watch it.
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