[Satan]

i captured a kitten and i don't know what to name it

[MellySingsDoom]

Originally Posted by Satan

i captured a kitten and i don't know what to name it

If it's a boy, call it Bowie
If it's a girl, call it Bilinda

(Do you need your pet naming? Then call Melly PetHelp, the best names at the most competitive prices*)

*Following the lead of Lionel Hutz of the Simpsons, my fee is two ice pops.

[Satan]

i already have an orange cat named ziggy stardust so idk if bowie would really work

it's too little to tell if it's a boy or a girl

i've got plenty of ice pops in the freezer btw
actually i just looked and i think he has little balls so his name is leo.

[Derek]

Hey this gif I'm trying to post is WEIRD

[demonrail666]

Originally Posted by Satan

i captured a kitten and i don't know what to name it

sell it to a chinese restaurant.

[Satan]

Originally Posted by demonrail666

sell it to a chinese restaurant.

[davenotdead]

name it Special #4 with Fried Rice

[nicfit]

Originally Posted by demonrail666

sell it to a chinese restaurant.

Originally Posted by Satan

Before bringing it to the restaurant you should sew its butthole and force some stones down its throat, just in case they pay for its weight.

[Satan]

you're all going to make me cry

[EVOLghost]

Originally Posted by Satan

i already have an orange cat named ziggy stardust so idk if bowie would really work

it's too little to tell if it's a boy or a girl

i've got plenty of ice pops in the freezer btw
actually i just looked and i think he has little balls so his name is leo.

I want to name my next cat Poo.

[dirty bunny]

animal cruelty is such a riot eh? be very proud of yourselves, you're all very very witty

[nicfit]

Originally Posted by Satan

you're all going to make me cry

 

[stu666]

 

[nicfit]

Originally Posted by dirty bunny

animal cruelty is such a riot eh? be very proud of yourselves, you're all very very witty

As the friend in your signature used to say "Man is the cruelest animal".
That said, c'mon, don't take silly stuff too seriously, bad taste "humor" can be liberating from time to time.

[Satan]

most everything i find funny is in terrible taste, but
bad taste humour about chinese people cooking my kitten isn't funny

[nicfit]

Originally Posted by Satan

i captured a kitten and i don't know what to name it

well, that "captured" sounded like a good start for evil deeds related to that cat, guess that's what got us (me) a bit carried away with the evil plot.
sorry if I genuinely hurt your feelings (<---same for dirty bunny).

[Satan]

no you didn't hurt my feelings or anything, i just get weepy if i even think of animals being hurt

i did capture it but i also saved it from death because it's too tiny to live on it's own outside, it's like 3-4 wks old

[Derek]

Sometimes I wish I were vegetarian... but all my favourite meals involve meat in some way!

[nicfit]

Ok, it's probably a bad time to post that "void if seal is broken" pic...
Btw, disclaimer: I despise animal cruelty and don't condone it in any way.
I'm just a bit too cynical from time to time.

[Satan]

if i didn't eat meat i would die because i hate most fruits and i'm allergic to the ones i like and the only vegetable i will eat is potatoes so......