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Old 06.10.2009, 12:29 PM   #16381
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Old 06.10.2009, 12:47 PM   #16382
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That's just irony gone so sicking spycho.
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Old 06.10.2009, 12:51 PM   #16383
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stupid-ass jessica alba took pictures of herself putting up posters of fucking sharks around OKC.

she was trying to spread the message of fucking shark tolerance....in Oklahoma, of all places.

the posters contained no message and were simply a picture of a fucking shark. she even pasted one over a billboard for the united way.

in protest of alba's defacement of my fair city, I plan to hunt, kill and eat as many fucking sharks as possible.

fucking sharks, man. I hope they all die. die by my hand.
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Old 06.10.2009, 12:57 PM   #16384
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stupid-ass jessica alba took pictures of herself putting up posters of fucking sharks around OKC.

she was trying to spread the message of fucking shark tolerance....in Oklahoma, of all places.

the posters contained no message and were simply a picture of a fucking shark. she even pasted one over a billboard for the united way.

in protest of alba's defacement of my fair city, I plan to hunt, kill and eat as many fucking sharks as possible.

fucking sharks, man. I hope they all die. die by my hand.

are you a younger version of quint from jaws?
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Old 06.10.2009, 01:02 PM   #16385
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is that the guy that got eaten or the one that blew-up jaws with the co2 tank?

if it's the latter, then, yes. I am that person.

and by that person, I mean, a badass shark-killing motherfucker.


brb --- a co-worker is waving her anal-rectal balloons around my coffee cup. I'm going to have to give her the shark treatment.
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Old 06.10.2009, 01:04 PM   #16386
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no the first one. he hated sharks but was so consumed with rage that he ultimately got eaten by one. its ok man, let it out...
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Old 06.10.2009, 01:09 PM   #16387
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its ok man, let it out...
are you trying to suggest that I'd lose a fight to a shark? because, I'll have you know, that's not the case.

I've watched 1000's of kung fu movies and know all of the pressure points on a shark that would cause synaptic distress.

POW!!! in yr face, sharks.


wait...yr not talking about the anal-rectal balloon are you?
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Old 06.10.2009, 01:13 PM   #16388
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are you trying to suggest that I'd lose a fight to a shark? because, I'll have you know, that's not the case.

I've watched 1000's of kung fu movies and know the pressure points on a shark that cause synaptic distress.

POW!!! in yr face, sharks.


wait...yr not talking about the anal-rectal balloon are you?

maybe sharks killed caradine in a kung fu revenge attack?

i am sure it would be pretty even between you and shark, go for the crown jewels then run like hell.
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Old 06.10.2009, 01:18 PM   #16389
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run? what are you? french?

after disabling the sharks with my four-fingered-one-thumbed-donkey-style punch, I plan to cut off their genitals and wear them around the beach like a fucking puka shell necklace.
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Old 06.10.2009, 01:19 PM   #16390
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Old 06.10.2009, 01:31 PM   #16391
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Old 06.10.2009, 01:36 PM   #16392
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Old 06.10.2009, 02:16 PM   #16393
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Old 06.10.2009, 02:30 PM   #16394
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Old 06.10.2009, 03:59 PM   #16395
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Old 06.10.2009, 03:59 PM   #16396
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Old 06.10.2009, 04:00 PM   #16398
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Old 06.10.2009, 04:01 PM   #16399
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Old 06.10.2009, 04:06 PM   #16400
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Movies I bought in the past week:

- Breaking Point (supposedly a completely insane movie by the guy who made Thriller: A Cruel Picture...)
- Death Spa (been looking for this one for years! Gory as FUCK-ALL 80's horror film.. so sleazy and trashy.. I remember watching the trailer for this before Henry so many times)
- Diane Linkletter Story (Waters...)
- Doily's Summer of Freak Occurences (already watched this; another Giuseppe masterpiece!)
- Doom Asylum (someone described this to me as "weird and insane".. so I bought it)
- Invisible Maniac (have a foggy memory of this.. I love Adam Rifkin though.. Dark Backward, Psycho Cop 2, Night at the Golden Eagle, Look... etc... so I finally bought the DVD)
- L'Ange (supposedly the "most beautfiul art film ever made", whatever that means)
- Mondo Trasho (Waters.. replacing my VHS)
- Multiple Maniacs (Waters.. replacing my VHS)
- Nightmare in a Damaged Brain (FINALLY am getting this! uncut!)
- Perverse Preachers, Fascist Fundamentalists and Kristian Kiddie Kooks (this is insane... look up clips for it on youtube... all these christian brainwashing propoganda clips.. crazy/scary/hilarious shit)
- Shaye and Kiki (rented this off netflix and it was the MOST INSANE MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE -- so I bought a copy)
- Small White House (this one is supposedly extremely weird, it has JFK and Elvis impersonators in a bizarre art film context.. okay!?)
- Space Disco 1 (no-budget film reccomended to me.. I love this director's "reflections of evil" and "untitled star wars mockumentary" so I'm very excited)
- Subconscious Cruelty (all sorts of bizarre stories about God raping women and sawing their clits off)
- Szamanka (supposedly a crazy ass film by the guy who made Possession)

All those movies combined only cost me about $80. Not bad. I also burnt HART OF LONDON (crazy 1970's art film.. it's on ubuweb), DEATH POWDER (i put this up on youtube too), TOKYO FIST (replaced my vhs), BRAIN DAMAGE (replaced my vhs), RIKI-OH: STORY OF RICKY (replaced my vhs), STREET TRASH (replaced my VHS), and JESUS CHRIST VAMPIRE HUNTER.
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