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Originally Posted by halfeatencake

 

oh shit, cakes, you should, you must... have you watched MONGRELS?

it's a british TV show. i think you'll love it.

[EVOLghost]

Originally Posted by halfeatencake

aw, daddy!

.....the best response to that gif?

[Keeping It Simple]

Originally Posted by halfeatencake

 

That's funny.

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Just be really punk about it and not one of those overall/banjo/fedora Hobo Crusties at least.

of course, there is no other way to do it. and flotz, yr assumption is wrong haha.

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Originally Posted by halfeatencake

what the fuck! my relatives in poland are crazy. my aunt is having a second house built. why the fuck would she need a second house? i'd rather she take her kids every now and then and go on vacation or something. or buy them nice stuff. and apparently my cousin isn't going to uni in a few years because my aunt won't help her pay for it and makes her stay in the little village they're living in. i just hope my cousin isn't that dumb. i will make her want to go to uni and move away, even though my aunt will hate me for it. mum said my aunt is super mean to her at times and talks behind her back about what my mum would do wrong in our upbringing. why would anyone do that? they make me really sad. my mum is the best mum in the world, she let's me do everything i want to and if i regret things she makes fun of me. i think that's pretty awesome.
also, my mum told me to cover up my tattoo and get rid of my piercing when i am visiting my aunt, grandma, etc. after OFF festival. AND i am not allowed to drink alcohol there. mum said they'd be very shocked and disappointed and she doesn't want me to feel bad while i am there for whatever reason. what the fuck, family. what the fuck?!
i somehow want to be the perfect lady and perfectly dressed while i am visiting them and i'll be super helpful in the household so that my aunt won't have one bad thing to say about my mum love you, ma!

ow, poor cakes! gotta say, i laughed while reading this though. it's funny! (you know it is).

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if yr aunt was my aunt, i'd tell her to bite me

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I should've stopped on my way home and bought some guitar strings....

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Fucking hell....I am tired.


I love my bed.




I can't wait to lay in it again...

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I want to pluck out my eye balls.

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yEH.....I think I need stronger coffeeee

[dale_gribble]

why did you kill that poor old man?

[dale_gribble]

Originally Posted by halfeatencake

i just made my mum really happy by calling her without wanting something from her and talking to her for over an hour

that is so fucking lame, i am disappoint

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I think I'm addicted to menthol inhalers.

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Originally Posted by halfeatencake

what's funny about it?

your irritation with your relatives and the kinds of things you said about them cracked me up. and your whole social camouflage plan is the stuff of comedy.

i normally i avoid long ranting paragraphs, but yours was very entertaining!

Originally Posted by dale_gribble

that is so fucking lame, i am disappoint

being nice to one's own mom is wrong? wtf is wrong with you man? didn't get enough breast time?

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Originally Posted by halfeatencake

no, that's super cute!

speaking of cute, that picture i have of you is super cute too

o rly? doubt it. and no i did not have enough breast time...

[dirty bunny]

Am I in love?

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


This work is never ending.


I need me some whiskies!

[dale_gribble]

Originally Posted by dirty bunny

Am I in love?

probably, sorry to hear it. what a terrible terrible disease

[tripsk]

why can't i gain muscle, fuck

[EVOLghost]

'Cause yous a bitch.