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Old 03.27.2008, 08:15 AM   #1
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I came across this and I laughed a lot:

Half Man Half Biscuit - All I want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague Away Kit

any other funny song titles you know?
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Old 03.27.2008, 08:27 AM   #2
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and there's some tuff guy hardcore band I don't recall the name of with the title "The Only Red, White, and Blue I Salute is Pabst Blue Ribbon".
I generally think funny song titles suck.
Lots of good grindcore/goregrind/porn gore/etc song titles though.. look up Gore Beyond Necropsy titles.. Gut titles.. Vaginal Jesus titles.. stuff like that. The more 'shocking' and ridiculous, the better.
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Old 03.27.2008, 09:56 AM   #3
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i was gonna name a buncha anal cunt songs but you beat me to it.

i like lightsabre cocksucking blues.

suck it or not by cam'ron cracks me up, not the title but the actually song,
"you gonna need a tissue for the cum in your nose", he is one misogynistic dude.
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Old 03.27.2008, 11:20 AM   #4
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all of mclusky's song titles
but especially
the difference between me an you is im not on fire
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Old 03.27.2008, 11:41 AM   #5
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Old 03.27.2008, 12:58 PM   #6
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Half Man Half Biscuit - All I want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague Away Kit

'joy divison oven gloves' is another good one by HMHB
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Old 03.27.2008, 01:09 PM   #7
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I think Adam gives his songs great titles. For example:
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Old 03.27.2008, 01:10 PM   #8
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I sent Nambla pictures of your kid

Connor Clapton killed himself because his father is gay (I burst out laughing when I read this one,.......I don't know why)

Living Colour are my favourite Black Metal band
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Old 03.27.2008, 01:11 PM   #9
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Frank Zappa : Don't eat the yellow snow, Why does it hurt when I pee ?, Go cry on somebody else's shoulder,... This guy was a fucking genius.
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Old 03.27.2008, 02:59 PM   #10
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Old 03.27.2008, 05:09 PM   #11
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entrails ripped from a virgins cunt - cannibal corpse. the band is horrible, but their song titles crack me up.
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Old 03.27.2008, 06:45 PM   #12
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all of mclusky's song titles
but especially
the difference between me an you is im not on fire

Yeah! Good call.
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Old 03.27.2008, 06:48 PM   #13
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Old 03.27.2008, 06:49 PM   #14
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Old 03.27.2008, 06:55 PM   #15
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Why does it hurt when I pee?
Be in my Video
Don't eat the Yellow Snow
I promise not to come in your mouth
Keep it Greasy
Stick it out
What's the ugliest part of your body?
Take your clothes off when you dance
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Old 03.27.2008, 06:58 PM   #16
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i was gonna name a buncha anal cunt songs but you beat me to it.

-.- well......... seems like anyone I talk to somehow mentions the locust or anal CUNT. And I always have to explain to them that it is not music, and that they are fools for listening to it. There I said it. Don't mean to be mean, just the way I feel
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Old 03.27.2008, 07:17 PM   #17
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Zappa

Why does it hurt when I pee?
Be in my Video
Don't eat the Yellow Snow
I promise not to come in your mouth
Keep it Greasy
Stick it out
What's the ugliest part of your body?
Take your clothes off when you dance

You 've copied from me, cheat !!!!
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Old 03.27.2008, 07:37 PM   #18
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You 've copied from me, cheat !!!!

I did? I didn't even read this thread. Just started posting some from the top of my head lol
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Old 03.27.2008, 07:39 PM   #19
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Gore grind, Porn gore? That's a genre eh? I'm done with this thread, goodbye. I'm gonna go listen to some Big Brother and the holding company goodbye
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