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Old 09.09.2006, 11:01 AM   #41
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dear pookie,

i seem to have lodged a bottle up my rectum and cant get it out. its been about an hour and no matter how much lube i use there is just no freeing it. what should i do?

geoff ringworm, crawley.
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Old 09.09.2006, 11:02 AM   #42
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Dir Pookie, i have a preference for that kind of fellatio pictures, where the fellatricis nose is held by the guy. Is this yet normal?

Gulasch Noir
Vienna

And in English please?

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i have terrible water retention in my ankles, is this due to the menapause?

margaret swathord, hampshire.

No, you only get really good water retention with the menopause.

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p.s. are you his punk brother?


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Old 09.09.2006, 11:11 AM   #43
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I'm afraid of the sun! Why is it such a cunt? Tell it to fuck off. The fucking bastard.

Graham Nascent.

Funny, it says the same about you.

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I have a small willy and the doctor told me that it wont grow any bigger either.I'm 45 years old and have been waiting for some miracles to happen for years to no avail.The choice of remedies is varied but they don't seem to work for me so i'm contemplating the idea of having plastic surgery to have it replaced.Any good words for me?

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I like 'adoxography' and 'lalochezia'.

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i'm an existentialist and i have read the works of the greats and the more obscure thinkers, yet i'm still feeling a little empty on the subject; i've had many a sleepless night trying to figure it out but i just can't stop thinking about it.

so, i ask you, twizzlers or red vines?

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GIRL IN MUSEUM: Committing suicide.

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dear pookie,

i seem to have lodged a bottle up my rectum and cant get it out. its been about an hour and no matter how much lube i use there is just no freeing it. what should i do?

geoff ringworm, crawley.

Buy another bottle.
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Old 09.09.2006, 11:17 AM   #45
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dear pookie,

someone tells me they love me but wont give me their address what should i do?

mark park, chorley.
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Old 09.09.2006, 11:18 AM   #46
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Dear Pookie,
Summer's nearly over and i wont be able to walk around my neighbourhood at my topless best.Do you know of any good place where my boobs can be shown at the right temperature?

Regards

Keely Wow!

My neighborourhood
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Old 09.09.2006, 11:21 AM   #47
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Dear Pookie

There's a lady who every summer wanders around the neighbourhood topless. Should I massacre her?

Fondest regards,

Seth Cohen, my neighbourhood.
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Old 09.09.2006, 11:25 AM   #48
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This is an excellent thread. i vote we have a Dear Porkmarras thread next.
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Old 09.09.2006, 11:31 AM   #49
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who's better, billy ocean or rick astley?

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Music's not a competition, Paula

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dear pookie,

someone tells me they love me but wont give me their address what should i do?

mark park, chorley.

Porkland Marras
12 Blueberry Pie Street
London
NW 32

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Dear Pookie,
Summer's nearly over and i wont be able to walk around my neighbourhood at my topless best.Do you know of any good place where my boobs can be shown at the right temperature?

Regards

Keely Wow!

My neighborourhood

The reptile house at London Zoo, where it's considered de rigeur.

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Dear Pookie

There's a lady who every summer wanders around the neighbourhood topless. Should I massacre her?

Fondest regards,

Seth Cohen, my neighbourhood.

No, send her to the reptile house at London Zoo.
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Old 09.09.2006, 11:33 AM   #50
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This is an excellent thread. i vote we have a Dear Porkmarras thread next.

Well I'm going home now, so direct any other queries to porky.
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Old 09.09.2006, 11:34 AM   #51
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are all men pigs? all my girlfriends tell me that.

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Old 09.09.2006, 11:36 AM   #52
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dear pookie,

are all men pigs? all my girlfriends tell me that.

rosemary abercrombie
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Pookie has left the building, please post all queries in 'Ask porkmarras' thread.
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Old 09.09.2006, 12:46 PM   #54
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dear pookie,

which is the one true faith?

desmond tutu, africa.
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Old 09.09.2006, 01:30 PM   #55
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Dir Pookie, i have a preference for that kind of fellatio pictures, where the fellatricis nose is held by the guy. Is this yet normal?

Gulasch Noir
Vienna

now in inglisch:
Dear Pookie, i have a preference for that kind of fellatio (blow job) pictures, where the fellatricis (woman's) nose is held by the guy (who receives the blow job). Is this yet normal?

-- Or did you just want me to translate fellatrix (fellatricis is genitive) with woman?

Gu Noir
Vienna
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Old 09.11.2006, 03:17 AM   #56
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Dear Pookie,

I have been offered the opportunity to take part in a three in a bed session with any two members of Girls Aloud that I choose. Should I accept, and, if I do, which two should I have along for the ride?

Pop fan,
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Old 09.11.2006, 03:24 AM   #57
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Dear Pookie,

When will you be releasing your new mix tape, and what can we expect?
I hope you answer quicker than the band.
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Old 09.11.2006, 03:41 AM   #58
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Dear Pookie,

I have been offered the opportunity to take part in a three in a bed session with any two members of Girls Aloud that I choose. Should I accept, and, if I do, which two should I have along for the ride?

Pop fan,
Exmoor


I think you should accept the offer of a three in a bed session with Sarah and Nicola, and you should have Kimberley and Nadine along for the ride. (Sorry Cheryl).

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When will you be releasing your new mix tape, and what can we expect?
I hope you answer quicker than the band.

Soon. And you can expect good packaging and fast delivery.
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Old 09.11.2006, 03:54 AM   #59
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Hmmm, 17 minutes. Now, that's what I call quick response.
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Old 09.11.2006, 04:00 AM   #60
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Dear Pookie,
I have an attitude problem and i feel like slapping random people on the face outside shapping centres on a saturday afternoon.Is there anything that i can do to control myself?

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