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Old 02.24.2010, 01:28 AM   #101
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I'll try and explain myself. I thought Milk-Eyed Mender was fantastic because it was a beautiful album yet there were obvious flaws. The album seemed raw. Listening to it I pictured Joanna Newsom playing harp in a wood shack on some farm miles and miles from industrialized cities.

After listening to all of them, I don't think it's necessarily a 'bad' thing. Just something for me to get used to. The new album is clean and smooth. Not as many overly-obnoxious notes, which to me are like landmarks throughout the story. Her voice seems less 'stressed' to me.

I've been really baked the entire time, though.
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Old 02.24.2010, 04:42 AM   #102
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I'd like to put one cumshot on her face. Can you imagine her licking your balls, bent over doggy style, while you're standing up and jerking off, with her big ass kicked up in the air? She could be laying on her harp and while she's rhythmically moving back and forth and kicking her ass up and down like she's being fucked from behind while licking your sweaty sac, discordant harp sounds protrude from under her naked body. Finally, in her sweet, super high pitched voice, she says "I want to have one on me." And then I "arrive" all over her, putting the most massive load to ever exist all over her sweet, sweet face.

...

Though, I think the title actually refers to "hey, go ahead and download this album, it's free -- have one on me! It's not very good anyway." And, sure enough! It's an overlong, overly slick, obnoxious, boring album where the good moments get lost in a big muck. Enjoy! I guess this album isn't meant to be listened to in one sitting, right? There's no way. This is one of the most tiring albums I've ever heard. I'd rather listen to St. Anger and Chinese Democracy back to back.

Overall rating: Better than most of the garbage out there, but not that great/100.
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Old 02.24.2010, 04:56 AM   #103
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it's streaming here

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Old 02.24.2010, 05:42 AM   #104
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AND THE DEER-FENCE
BESHWEEN
DA SPROUT AND DA BEANNNN\
IS A FUNN-AY THANG
SHOULD WII GOH OUTSY?
SHALL WE BWAKE SUM BWED?
R U INTWEST-ED?

That song's about the difference between a penis that's unerect and hard, right?
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Old 02.24.2010, 05:44 AM   #105
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I'd like to put one cumshot on her face. Can you imagine her licking your balls, bent over doggy style, while you're standing up and jerking off, with her big ass kicked up in the air? She could be laying on her harp and while she's rhythmically moving back and forth and kicking her ass up and down like she's being fucked from behind while licking your sweaty sac, discordant harp sounds protrude from under her naked body. Finally, in her sweet, super high pitched voice, she says "I want to have one on me." And then I "arrive" all over her, putting the most massive load to ever exist all over her sweet, sweet face.

and later, as she regains her composure and starts plucking her harp, droplets of cum lying dormant on the strings flick off, gently splatting against her face.

fin.
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Old 02.24.2010, 05:49 AM   #106
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Sounds beautiful!
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Old 02.24.2010, 10:21 AM   #107
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atsonic, it used to be about the music, Dude......

This thread isn't cool. It's embarrassing actually, not worthy of SY Gossip.
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Old 02.24.2010, 10:59 AM   #108
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you've changed man, it used to be about the music.

SLAG OFF!

lol.

is there not room in the world for music and cumshots? must we draw some sort of line between the two?

and the line -

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It's embarrassing actually, not worthy of SY Gossip.


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Old 02.24.2010, 11:36 AM   #109
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Haha. This board is a joke, as is the whole internet, and 90% of this board doesn't like Newsom, or know who she is, or care about her existance. So, it's no surprise that a thread that starts with pictures of her hot ass would end with stories about her drinking man juice.

Either way, I actually don't mind her music for the most part, but this album is a bloated, tired mess.
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Old 02.24.2010, 12:43 PM   #110
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I'd like to put one cumshot on her face. Can you imagine her licking your balls, bent over doggy style, while you're standing up and jerking off, with her big ass kicked up in the air? She could be laying on her harp and while she's rhythmically moving back and forth and kicking her ass up and down like she's being fucked from behind while licking your sweaty sac, discordant harp sounds protrude from under her naked body. Finally, in her sweet, super high pitched voice, she says "I want to have one on me." And then I "arrive" all over her, putting the most massive load to ever exist all over her sweet, sweet face.

You must spread some reputation around, etc.

Because this made me feel closer to you as a man.
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Old 02.24.2010, 12:44 PM   #111
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and later, as she regains her composure and starts plucking her harp, droplets of cum lying dormant on the strings flick off, gently splatting against her face.

fin.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to ni'k again.

Because you considered multiple levels of cumshot.
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Old 02.24.2010, 01:41 PM   #112
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imagine a co-headlining world tour of Joanna Newsom and Regina Spektor.

Holy fuck would there be boundless jailbait at the shows. . . what a sin

It would be like Kids of Whitney High but not.

 


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I'll try and explain myself. I thought Milk-Eyed Mender was fantastic because it was a beautiful album yet there were obvious flaws. The album seemed raw. Listening to it I pictured Joanna Newsom playing harp in a wood shack on some farm miles and miles from industrialized cities.

After listening to all of them, I don't think it's necessarily a 'bad' thing. Just something for me to get used to. The new album is clean and smooth. Not as many overly-obnoxious notes, which to me are like landmarks throughout the story. Her voice seems less 'stressed' to me.

I've been really baked the entire time, though.

well there's a very good reason as to her voice changing.

Newsom developed vocal cord nodes in spring 2009, and all that came out when she opened her mouth “was like the hiss on opening a Coke can”.... On recovering, she mourned when she realised that her old voice was never coming back, though she says she must give “full disclosure” and admit that further vocal modifications have been deliberate.

link to article: http://entertainment.timesonline.co....cle7032768.ece

She wasn't allowed to speak or cry for 2 months.
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Old 02.24.2010, 02:49 PM   #114
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She wasn't allowed to speak or cry for 2 months.

A demand I enforce on many women, but they don't go and play a harp about it. They just get better at giving me blowjobs under a spotlight in front of an eerily silent Italian audience dressed entirely in black.
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Old 02.24.2010, 03:07 PM   #115
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A demand I enforce on many women, but they don't go and play a harp about it. They just get better at giving me blowjobs under a spotlight in front of an eerily silent Italian audience dressed entirely in black.

well you're a NYC guy, go seek out Andy Samberg and ask if Joanna's improved after her ordeal.
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Old 02.24.2010, 03:30 PM   #116
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So, how about that HOOM then?
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well you're a NYC guy, go seek out Andy Samberg and ask if Joanna's improved after her ordeal.

I had to use Google to learn that they were dating and thereby understand this. And I doubt her blowjays have seen improvement, as she took the harp route. At best she is good at blushing intensely as you slip it into her ass.
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Old 02.24.2010, 04:14 PM   #118
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Old 02.24.2010, 04:42 PM   #119
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I'm no prude, and I love a good laugh, but HOW did this thread become such an embarrassment? This isn't the level of SY Gossip that I am used to.
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