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Old 12.22.2009, 02:50 PM   #1
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I used a different cup this morning to drink tea out of, and when my dad found out he flew into a rage, accusing me of pissing in it! He said he could smell the piss in the cup! I naturally protested my innocence, as any sane person would, but all he did in response was threaten to throw me out of the house!

I'd like to believe that my dad is just like any other, and maybe other dads would've reacted in the same way, and that my mum didn't marry a madman, but I'm having serious doubts.
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Old 12.22.2009, 02:52 PM   #2
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How old are you? I'm not taking the piss (ha ha!), I really do think this variable has an importance in the whole thing.
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Old 12.22.2009, 02:58 PM   #3
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How old are you? I'm not taking the piss (ha ha!), I really do think this variable has an importance in the whole thing.

How does the age of people who suffers deranged behaviour towards them factor in it?
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Old 12.22.2009, 03:02 PM   #4
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maybe thats his way of saying he pisses in your mugs.
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Old 12.22.2009, 03:04 PM   #5
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maybe thats his way of saying he pisses in your mugs.
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Old 12.22.2009, 03:05 PM   #6
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How does the age of people who suffers deranged behaviour towards them factor in it?
I think the younger you are, the more reasonable it is to suspect you would piss in his tea.
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Old 12.22.2009, 03:05 PM   #7
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Also, killing him at the crossroad.

Then marry your mum.
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Old 12.22.2009, 03:07 PM   #8
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you should have told him that it's good for the health.
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Old 12.22.2009, 03:08 PM   #9
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I think the younger you are, the more reasonable it is to suspect you would piss in his tea.

This, basically.
If you're a 13yo brat he could have a point saying things like those, if you're a 40yo grown man he could say those things just to scare you and have you run away from their house/pretend to have a reason to kick you out other then parental hatred.
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Old 12.22.2009, 03:11 PM   #10
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maybe thats his way of saying he pisses in your mugs.

It was one of his mugs. Maybe that's why he exploded the way he did. I'm still trying to figure out the pissing in the mug accusation. I'm sure a psychoanalyst could tell me the meaning behind it.
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Old 12.22.2009, 03:13 PM   #11
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Maybe you did piss in his mug out of subconscious anger and you are blocking out the fact you have done this in your mind?
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Old 12.22.2009, 03:14 PM   #12
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This, basically.
If you're a 13yo brat he could have a point saying things like those, if you're a 40yo grown man he could say those things just to scare you and have you run away from their house/pretend to have a reason to kick you out other then parental hatred.

Since when did 13-year-olds piss in mugs? Did a team of psychoanalysts release a paper on it after years of study?
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Old 12.22.2009, 03:20 PM   #13
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You used one of his mugs?! You disgust me.
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Old 12.22.2009, 03:21 PM   #14
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I'm 13yo.
I piss in mugs on a daily basis.
They're filming a National Geographic special on this breathtaking behavior.
BBC is willing to pay billions of pounds to have me sign a contract for a 13 episodes tv format.
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Old 12.22.2009, 03:21 PM   #15
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seems like posttraumatic stress disorder.
your poor father drank piss from a cup before.
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Old 12.22.2009, 03:21 PM   #16
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this sounds like a daily mail article to me.
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Old 12.22.2009, 03:22 PM   #17
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this sounds like a daily mail article to me.

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Old 12.22.2009, 03:23 PM   #18
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maybe he's sick of you calling him a pseud father?
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Old 12.22.2009, 03:26 PM   #19
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You should get back at your father by pissing in his tea.
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your not my real stepdad.
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