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View Poll Results: Who is more sexy in these videos, Beyonce or Shakira?
Beyonce - single ladies 17 51.52%
Shakira - she wolf 16 48.48%
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Old 10.14.2009, 11:53 PM   #41
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Yeah, much better.

Beyonce's face is hideous, to me...
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Old 10.15.2009, 12:02 AM   #42
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why does shakira look like she is having a seizure or being given tiny electric shocks?
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Old 10.15.2009, 12:05 AM   #43
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Her tits are tiny mountains.
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Old 10.15.2009, 12:16 AM   #44
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Both girls are 5-10 years away from being heffer's
Both girls cover about 101 goofy to borderline retarded faces
Both songs are absolute junk
Both videos are cheesy, generic and are 99.9% sex appeal, 0.1% lighting and 00% art
The other two Beyonce girls look like transvestites on steroids
Both videos were good for a laugh

I voted Shakira
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Old 10.15.2009, 12:26 AM   #45
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Shakira in my face.... you stupid faggotts.
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Old 10.15.2009, 12:55 AM   #46
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yes. i am winning this war. shakira's hips don't lie
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Old 10.15.2009, 01:03 AM   #47
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She wolf?

Cuz she's part Native American! I get it!
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Old 10.15.2009, 01:04 AM   #48
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Why isnt rob apart of the vote ?
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Old 10.15.2009, 04:00 AM   #49
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Her tits are tiny mountains.

I think you'll find that it's lucky that her breast are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains. Ironically, you've just asserted the complete opposite!

I didn't vote, but I like Beyoncé's song better.
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Old 10.15.2009, 05:50 AM   #50
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Sorry, Glice, haven't heard that song since I was like 15 so I misquoted it, big time, for real.


...But, basically, isn't this thread about which one has the better poop-ass?
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Old 10.15.2009, 06:05 AM   #51
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Well, I'll let you off. Which I shouldn't do in my capacity of international chair for the Preservation of not-as-good-in-English Shakira songs: lyrics division [PONAGIESSLD], but I will.
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Old 10.15.2009, 09:05 AM   #52
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this is fo the sexy.

in today's overly specific fetishization of sex, must admiration of a woman's curves and fine fine bootay automatically mean anal sex? I guess it does to many people, but I do not mean it that way. I just like curves on ladies, and big butts are extremely pleasant to rat a tat tat doggie style.
but I leaves the doodoohole alone!

I cannot decide on my vote though.

I find shakira sexier on an every day level, and have never found beyonce all that attractive, but that video sparkles with sexy. shakira's video, however, sometimes looks like an epileptic seizure, which I guess is cool for dancing but not the sexy.


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Old 10.19.2009, 04:39 PM   #53
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how is beyonce still winning?

at least Danzig agrees with me that shakira is the best

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Old 10.19.2009, 07:16 PM   #54
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Old 10.20.2009, 07:52 AM   #55
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No importa quien es más sexy, a cualquiera de las dos le rompería el culo mínimo una hora!!!
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Old 10.20.2009, 08:53 AM   #56
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Shakira > Beyonce -imnsho
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Old 10.20.2009, 12:28 PM   #57
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both. at the same time.
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Old 10.20.2009, 02:28 PM   #58
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who gives a crap about their music. It's aboot their booty and their hotness
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Old 10.20.2009, 02:30 PM   #59
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though beyonce maybe be better at teh live performance/
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Old 10.20.2009, 02:42 PM   #60
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beyonce is more manufactured sexy for performance, in general, and shakira is naturally lebanese sexylicious.

watching beyonce give interviews it is like watching a drag queen sometimes. oh well. at least we have her dancing.
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