Only post in this thread if you are fucking wasted, or so help me God - Page 5

floatingslowly · 09.19.2009, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

Why you gotta pretend to not even want them and hurt me like that? You trying to diminish my self-esteem so I'll finally wear that blackface to bed for you?

grog is fer poop deck swabbers. the cap'n 'll take his pipe 'n a wench o'er yrrr wretched imbibery.

atsonicpark · 09.19.2009, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Dead-Air

A simple formula - you gotta keep them coming if you want to keep them coming.

Hahaha.

You know, that's probably true. Even in the past few months of me and my girlfriend, before our little hiatus, she kept coming over and fucking me. One day I said, "Are you using me for sex?!" And she said, "No, I'm just stocking up."

...?

gmku · 09.19.2009, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

how long did it take you to drink 11 pints?

GOOD point! I could easily claim to drink 11 pints... if I counted the past 11 days, say, fer instance. I think Glice be scamming us, the dirty Brit!

Zombie Robot · 09.20.2009, 01:20 AM

"I'm sorry but my alcoholism will not be corralled."

pbradley · 09.20.2009, 01:26 AM

Nobody I know around here drinks ever since one of my friends molested another one of my friends while drunk.

They're Christians to boot so the drama ferments longer.

Zombie Robot · 09.20.2009, 01:29 AM

we dont have issues with molestation in my group of friends since u cant rape the willing. i do have a theory that they are now adding smthn to alcohol to make 18-25 yr old girls most always turn bisexual upon consumption tho.

pbradley · 09.20.2009, 01:35 AM

I would love to hang out with your ladies but I have a history of upsetting feminists.

It's probably because I can be pretty condescending which could be taken as "to women" when really I'm condescending to everyone... ?

pbradley · 09.20.2009, 04:05 AM

Rum after wine, ever fine?

Satan · 09.20.2009, 05:00 AM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

Rum after wine, ever fine?

sounds good

man im still kinda fucked up from last night

Satan · 09.20.2009, 05:06 AM

disregard that rule, it doesnt fucking matter

however i would say follow the rule 'beer before grass youre on your ass/weed before beer blahblah'
i personally cant smoke if im already drunk, i have to smoke first and then drink or ill throw up unless ive only had like 4 or 5 drinks and then i can smoke up and get a reeeeal good buzz goin on

Satan · 09.20.2009, 05:13 AM

weed >>>>>>> booze

the only downside is that im walking around in an epic daze right now just burned out like fuck. when i woke up i thought i was still high for awhile. i love/hate being burned out

weed just makes everything so much more enjoyable
like i had a sprite and it tasted so sweet and good i had to drink another one

greedrex · 09.20.2009, 05:17 AM

oops sorry not drunk.

Genteel Death · 09.20.2009, 09:46 AM

I have just a had a glass of white wine. Refreshing.

I'll be back here, maybe, when I finish the bottle.

king_buzzo · 09.20.2009, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan

weed >>>>>>> booze

the only downside is that im walking around in an epic daze right now just burned out like fuck. when i woke up i thought i was still high for awhile. i love/hate being burned out

weed just makes everything so much more enjoyable
like i had a sprite and it tasted so sweet and good i had to drink another one

i dont know man, i always start getting really paranoid, the 'it makes everything better' doesn't quite do it for me. but yeah, we had chocolate milk last night and it was soooooooooo good as opposed to chocoate milk whilst sober. like, with booze you lose all sense of control and change, i like that a bit more

the big quasar · 09.20.2009, 10:01 AM

first beer of the night/morning. A bit of catching up to do (glancing at rum bottle).

Zombie Robot · 09.20.2009, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by swa(y)

man....maybe its just me, but that "beer before liquor..." stuff never really seemed true.

hard before beer ur in the clear. beer before hard ur in the yard.
works for me. but i generally just drink the hard shite.

atsonicpark · 09.20.2009, 02:06 PM

pill'd out

Sonic Youth 37 · 09.20.2009, 02:29 PM

I'm officially off Jagerbombs forever. What a fucking waste of money.

atsonicpark · 09.20.2009, 02:48 PM

waste of money?

Drunken I've ever gotten man.. fuuuuuck.

Sonic Youth 37 · 09.20.2009, 03:03 PM

Yeah. Red Bull is outrageous. I had 4 in quick succession and only managed a slight buzz for 20 minutes or so. and the subsequent 2-4 more I had did nothing.

09.20.2009, 01:20 AM	#84
Zombie Robot expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Dead Space Posts: 1,321	"I'm sorry but my alcoholism will not be corralled." __________________ "Seductive. Voluptuous. Ravenous. Beware of the Zombie Robot -- Creature that roams the night breaking men's hearts and then eats their brains for breakfast!"
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09.20.2009, 01:26 AM	#85
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,985	Nobody I know around here drinks ever since one of my friends molested another one of my friends while drunk. They're Christians to boot so the drama ferments longer.
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09.20.2009, 01:29 AM	#86
Zombie Robot expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Dead Space Posts: 1,321	we dont have issues with molestation in my group of friends since u cant rape the willing. i do have a theory that they are now adding smthn to alcohol to make 18-25 yr old girls most always turn bisexual upon consumption tho. __________________ "Seductive. Voluptuous. Ravenous. Beware of the Zombie Robot -- Creature that roams the night breaking men's hearts and then eats their brains for breakfast!"
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09.20.2009, 01:35 AM	#87
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,985	I would love to hang out with your ladies but I have a history of upsetting feminists. It's probably because I can be pretty condescending which could be taken as "to women" when really I'm condescending to everyone... ?
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09.20.2009, 04:05 AM	#88
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,985	Rum after wine, ever fine?
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09.20.2009, 05:06 AM	#90
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,373	disregard that rule, it doesnt fucking matter however i would say follow the rule 'beer before grass youre on your ass/weed before beer blahblah' i personally cant smoke if im already drunk, i have to smoke first and then drink or ill throw up unless ive only had like 4 or 5 drinks and then i can smoke up and get a reeeeal good buzz goin on __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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09.20.2009, 05:13 AM	#91
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,373	weed >>>>>>> booze the only downside is that im walking around in an epic daze right now just burned out like fuck. when i woke up i thought i was still high for awhile. i love/hate being burned out weed just makes everything so much more enjoyable like i had a sprite and it tasted so sweet and good i had to drink another one __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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09.20.2009, 05:17 AM	#92
greedrex invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: in yr fotobukit Posts: 6,652	oops sorry not drunk. __________________ Greed Recordings bandcamp ~The Rex~, stalkin' yr shit since 2008.
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09.20.2009, 09:46 AM	#93
Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: RESERVATION Posts: 6,790	I have just a had a glass of white wine. Refreshing. I'll be back here, maybe, when I finish the bottle.
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09.20.2009, 10:01 AM	#95
the big quasar the destroyed room Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Rigid Kuntaurus Posts: 474	first beer of the night/morning. A bit of catching up to do (glancing at rum bottle). __________________
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09.20.2009, 02:06 PM	#97
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 29,283	pill'd out __________________
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09.20.2009, 02:29 PM	#98
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,552	I'm officially off Jagerbombs forever. What a fucking waste of money. __________________
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09.20.2009, 02:48 PM	#99
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 29,283	waste of money? Drunken I've ever gotten man.. fuuuuuck. __________________
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09.20.2009, 03:03 PM	#100
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,552	Yeah. Red Bull is outrageous. I had 4 in quick succession and only managed a slight buzz for 20 minutes or so. and the subsequent 2-4 more I had did nothing. __________________
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