Only post in this thread if you are fucking wasted, or so help me God - Page 4

Trasher02 · 09.19.2009, 07:25 AM

Playing a gig tonight for someone's b-day, we're not gonna get any cash but we are goign to get 2 bottles of scotch and free beer. I'll be back in this thread this evening!

atsonicpark · 09.19.2009, 07:59 AM

taxi driver is my all time favorite film.

Satan · 09.19.2009, 08:03 AM

me too!

wow i need to not take so many pills it makes me get all emotional

edit i just started crying because i love my boyfrie=nd
what the fuck

the big quasar · 09.19.2009, 08:17 AM

split decision between taxi driver and apocalypse now

the big quasar · 09.19.2009, 08:20 AM

ok doll face,

here's the led zep filth. Live recording of exceptional quality, circa '69. Check the subtle fucking brilliance of John Bonham and Mr Page on Since I've Been Lovin You.
http://live-bootleg.blogspot.com/200...s-theatre.html

king_buzzo · 09.19.2009, 03:48 PM

fuuuuucked uppppp + memento = yuuehhhhhhhh

Glice · 09.19.2009, 05:49 PM

This thread should be sticky.

gmku · 09.19.2009, 06:16 PM

I'm not WAY fucking wasted. However, I had 3 pints over lunch downtown today and am working my way through a bottle of wine presently.

I'm not wasted, just mellow, peaceful like. & stuck on the Sundance Channel waiting for the first Mission: Impossible movie to start up on TNT.

Glice · 09.19.2009, 06:23 PM

11.

ELEVEN.

Plus, two glasses of red wine.

Plus, the continued ability to type.

Pluse, vodka and lemonades. 4 thereof.

gmku · 09.19.2009, 06:24 PM

11 what. What the fuck does that mean, you drunk bastard.

Glice · 09.19.2009, 06:25 PM

Pints. Of beer. John Smiths.

We use question marks when we ask questions.

gmku · 09.19.2009, 06:28 PM

Jesus. That's a fuck of a lot of pints? Don't you feel bloated! You drunk bastard?

Glice · 09.19.2009, 06:34 PM

No, I don't feel bloated.

I've been drunker. But I've also been more articulate. And less cunted.

I have a series of methods against bloat that I struggle to share. Basically - eat well, exercise, and beer is not your end end.

amerikangod · 09.19.2009, 06:45 PM

I have had quite a bit more whiskey and have regained entry to this thread.

Toilet & Bowels · 09.19.2009, 06:57 PM

how long did it take you to drink 11 pints?

amerikangod · 09.19.2009, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead-Air

O.k., I promised. So fucked up I was unable to come though she says she did twice. Which is some kind of record between us. If only I had felt it...

Nah, sex is all about how the lady feels, you've got to think of the women.

NOT!

Man if I wasn't so drunk I'd have MS Painted Pauly Shore's face saying that, or really any dude from the 90's. Maybe a young John Connor as played by Edward Furlong.

amerikangod · 09.19.2009, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan

that looks really great

heavily medicated

going for a bike ride

please think good thoughts. i dont wanna get run over by a cab

You bike? I bike. Let's bike.

Also, you weren't crying because you were fucked up, you were crying because you are a woman.

amerikangod · 09.19.2009, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice

This thread should be sticky.

As long as we all stay true to our alcoholism it pretty much will be.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice

Can I hereby nominate Herr god for some sort of Internet knighthood? Thanks.

Thanks dude, you can find the official thread here:

http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/sho...d.php?p=899931

Dead-Air · 09.19.2009, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amerikangod

Nah, sex is all about how the lady feels, you've got to think of the women.

NOT!

Man if I wasn't so drunk I'd have MS Painted Pauly Shore's face saying that, or really any dude from the 90's. Maybe a young John Connor as played by Edward Furlong.

A simple formula - you gotta keep them coming if you want to keep them coming.

amerikangod · 09.19.2009, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead-Air

A simple formula - you gotta keep them coming if you want to keep them coming.

That's only true when you're not bigger than them, or you're dating a female UFC star.

09.19.2009, 07:25 AM	#61
Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,502	Playing a gig tonight for someone's b-day, we're not gonna get any cash but we are goign to get 2 bottles of scotch and free beer. I'll be back in this thread this evening! __________________ 666
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the big quasar the destroyed room Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Rigid Kuntaurus Posts: 474	ok doll face, here's the led zep filth. Live recording of exceptional quality, circa '69. Check the subtle fucking brilliance of John Bonham and Mr Page on Since I've Been Lovin You. http://live-bootleg.blogspot.com/200...s-theatre.html __________________
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09.19.2009, 06:16 PM	#68
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: the best little place in the world--asheville Posts: 15,112	I'm not WAY fucking wasted. However, I had 3 pints over lunch downtown today and am working my way through a bottle of wine presently. I'm not wasted, just mellow, peaceful like. & stuck on the Sundance Channel waiting for the first Mission: Impossible movie to start up on TNT. __________________ & patty you know what your daddy said? He said, "You know, sixty days ago she was such a wonderful child, and now look at her sitting there with a gun in her hand."
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gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: the best little place in the world--asheville Posts: 15,112	11 what. What the fuck does that mean, you drunk bastard. __________________ & patty you know what your daddy said? He said, "You know, sixty days ago she was such a wonderful child, and now look at her sitting there with a gun in her hand."
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gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: the best little place in the world--asheville Posts: 15,112	Jesus. That's a fuck of a lot of pints? Don't you feel bloated! You drunk bastard? __________________ & patty you know what your daddy said? He said, "You know, sixty days ago she was such a wonderful child, and now look at her sitting there with a gun in her hand."
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09.19.2009, 06:45 PM	#74
amerikangod invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 2,568	I have had quite a bit more whiskey and have regained entry to this thread. __________________ _________________________________ Fine ham abounds.
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Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 11,060	how long did it take you to drink 11 pints?
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