[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by notyourfiend

i am not attracted to masculinity. it bores me. sorry dude!

But I already said I wasn't Mark Ibold masculine.

Fuck, it's hard to log into Photobucket when you're wasted.

[notyourfiend]

haha, maybe try again in the morning.

i'm out of hurrrrrr!

[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by notyourfiend

haha, maybe try again in the morning.

i'm out of hurrrrrr!

No way, I will meet my goals in the night.

There.

 

That is me.

[notyourfiend]

ahhhh you caught me while im still on this crazy robot machine!

you look kinda spooky in that photo!

& you are right! not too masculine! congratulations! needless to say... i'm too drunk/exhausted to properly formulate a response right now. but yah, even though yr a handsome mate, the two of us still love dem really girly men. sorry!

[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by notyourfiend

but yah, even though yr a handsome mate, the two of us still love dem really girly men. sorry!

So what you're saying is I just need to understand that 'no' means 'yes' and man it up a notch.

[notyourfiend]

the men i like are usually really feminine & feminist. totally into long & thought out discussions about consent.

sorry man!

[static-harmony]

Are you into me NYF. I'll post a pic.

 

As a raver.

 

Mom's b-day party.

[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by notyourfiend

the men i like are usually really feminine & feminist. totally into long & thought out discussions about consent.

sorry man!

Sorry, but this is pure Ichi the Killer logic to me now.

"You wanted to be raped because you didn't want to be raped. You didn't want me to do it
because you wanted me to do it. I understand now. You don't want this because you want it."

[notyourfiend]

Originally Posted by static-harmony

Are you into me NYF. I'll post a pic.

 

As a raver.

 

Mom's b-day party.

yes, actually!

you are quite beautiful!

[terriblecanyons]

I'll be joining u guise in a few, I think.

[Satan]

Originally Posted by amerikangod

No way, I will meet my goals in the night.

There.

 

That is me.

goddamn those are some serious mutton chops

[static-harmony]

No, I'm not. Thanks anyways.

So whoever is keeping points. 1 for me- 0 for amerikangod.

[notyourfiend]

Originally Posted by static-harmony

No, I'm not. Thanks anyways.

I think you are! I especially liked the raver look!

With that being said, I'm staying up as I drink a beer.

[static-harmony]

Thanks. And funny you say about feminist, because I usual tend to lean with them. But not men haters though.

[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by Satan

goddamn those are some serious mutton chops

I've actually widdled/trimmed them back now. They're almost inverted. Like, they don't have horizontal distance on the mouth side of the sideburn anymore, but instead on the neck side of it. Am I being properly descriptive? Still way drunk here.

Originally Posted by static-harmony

No, I'm not. Thanks anyways.

So whoever is keeping points. 1 for me- 0 for amerikangod.

I will allow you victory in the 'more effeminate dude' competition. But I'm a shoe-in for the 'quickest ejaculate in a carved open summer melon' competition.

[notyourfiend]

Originally Posted by static-harmony

Thanks. And funny you say about feminist, because I usual tend to lean with them. But not men haters though.

there is a difference between hating on all men and hating on patriarchy, son!

i just hate most people. i don't discriminate by gender.

[static-harmony]

Originally Posted by amerikangod

But I'm a shoe-in for the 'quickest ejaculate in a carved open summer melon' competition.

So what you are saying is you are a one minute man?

[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by notyourfiend

there is a difference between hating on all men and hating on patriarchy, son!

i just hate most people. i don't discriminate by gender.

As for the former, this is a thread for drunken stupidity, not actual discussion.

As for the latter, misanthropy is allowed and welcomed.

[static-harmony]

Originally Posted by notyourfiend

i just hate most people. i don't discriminate by gender.

Oh girl, same here. I hate most people too.

[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by static-harmony

So what you are saying is you are a one minute man?

Being able to shoot your load and say 'Peace!" within moments is important to one's genital survival when fucking melons. Think about it. They sit out in fields, many of them are already full of fuck holes... naturally, they are full of bees. When you stick your dong into something full of bees, you want to get it out ASAP, do you not?

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