[This Is Not Here]

Planning a trip up there sometime in October.

[Glice]

Make it the second-to-last week of September and I could show you a good time on the lesbian scene. You won't get any fanny though. They're lesbians.

[floatingslowly]

oh, come on. I could give him that in OKC. just show him some fanny.

[Glice]

You know I mean the British sense of fanny? As in minge? Rather than the American sense, meaning arse? I don't know if that makes any difference to your post. I just don't understand you people some times.

[floatingslowly]

of course I knew what you meant. I've been dealing with "you people" for awhile now.

I was just saying, that diggin' the lesbo scene can be done anywhere.

surely, being from someplace more civilized than I am, you could show him a better time. a time that involved accessible minge-fanny or ass-fanny.

really, whatever yr both comfortable with. I don't have to be there.

[Glice]

You say you've dealt with 'us people' for a while now - yet you seem to assume that Manchester is civilised? Sire, you are gravely mistaken.

[floatingslowly]

isn't that a relative term though?

y'all shud c'mon down ta oklahoma sum time. yee haw.


fuck. I doubt that's making any kind of point. you like country music.


ok. I'm going to go see a movie now. by myself. no lesbians. no cowboys. just me 'n the aliens.

[Glice]

I'm not getting into a pissing competition. I'm sure Okie has all sorts wrong with it. I just think you're underestimating Manchester, arguably the only city in Britain improved by the Luftwaffe.

[Satan]

Originally Posted by Glice

You say you've dealt with 'us people' for a while now - yet you seem to assume that Manchester is civilised? Sire, you are gravely mistaken.

...ahaha

GONG!

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Glice

I just think you're underestimating Manchester, arguably the only city in Britain improved by the Luftwaffe.

I suppose this is why you have been chosen "Best in Show", three years in the running by Nazi Pricks Magazine.

am I a Nazi sympathizer for laughing?

what would Morrissey do?

[Glice]

Morrisey is, unless I'm much mistaken, from Salford. Which is not really Manchester, so far as I know.

It is not Nazi sympathy to say, dyphemistically, that Manchester is a shit-hole.

[floatingslowly]

my wife sometimes wears a Salford t-shirt. I've heard it's disgusting, but it's all been second hand.

thank you for reminding me to sing something by The Smiths at her next time she wears it. she'll hate it.

now all I have to do is think of the worst one.

gawd I love The Smiths.

[demonrail666]

can't it be arranged for somewhere more appealing than manchester? i dunno, chernobyl maybe?

morrissey was brought up in Hulme and Stretford, it was MES who was brought up in Salford.

[Glice]

MES is Prestwich, ja?

What's all that shite about the Salford boy's club that Smiths fans get so excited about then?

[MellySingsDoom]

^^^The Smiffs had their photo taken outside there once. I woulda thought that Mozzer liked the idea of hanging around with sweaty young boxers.

I like Manchester, though some of the locals are pretty hatstand, it has to be said...there was a bar there (the Roxy???) whose main selling point was having a raised stage, where ladies could have blokes grind up against them.....to the soundtrack of Black Lace's "Gang Bang". Ah, happy memories.

[This Is Not Here]

Stop de railing my thread kids.