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Old 05.20.2009, 08:43 PM   #101
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^^^ that's spooky. you nailed my dream job. well, maybe not nailed, because I don't like Domino's (unless, by Domino's, you mean bones).

ps: there's a nice punk rock venue / pizza kitchen in austin that I've been eyeing.

Domino's is fucking ketchup on top of wonderbread with melted string cheese on top. But you'd look cute in the outfit.
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Old 05.20.2009, 08:57 PM   #102
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I don't do uniforms very well.

but enough about me...

I bet Dead-Air's off-air time is spent supplementing his income with gypsy fortune telling and seances...or is that Savage Clone...?
I bet swa(y) spends 40% of his waking hours in the bathtub (he only gets out to dump the ashtrays).
I bet Toilet & Bowels once earned 35,000 performing as Han Solo at a Sci-FiCon just outside of Tokyo.
I bet kegmama was once crowned "Corn Queen of Iowa", until the judges found her secret stash of highly illegal sexual torture devices.
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Old 05.20.2009, 10:50 PM   #103
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ted_kennedy : ghost writer of 85% of Stephen King's books

groar: when finished teaching high school art class in a suburban colorado town, groar hides himself in the dark room so the photography teacher can't find him to poison his coffee with cyanide. (she has been trying to do this for years, keep going groar, you're close to retirement)

hune.prut: waxed Bernie Madoff's testicles in a Borneo pool filled with eunuch sharks and was paid $7,000.00 never to speak of it.

Neverstop: Your average hypocrite.

narlus: famous NYC pizza chef that's been playing Quake deathmatch for over a decade. He's quite good but his pizza craft has gone down hill.

AtticusRyan: Lives the stereotypical American Dream in Mongolia

Rentacarankaraa: Once cutting edge scientist on the pioneer track of stem cell research. Disappeared from Italy and reappeared in the Bronx with hooks for hands, works with Bison.
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Old 05.21.2009, 12:03 AM   #104
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Dead-Air has trouble breathing underwater.
Kloriel's father never played catch with him.
Naive Melody has bad breath.
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Old 05.21.2009, 06:51 AM   #105
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I bet that ZEROpumpkins cries when he is not mentioned in threads like these...
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Old 05.21.2009, 07:05 AM   #106
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I bet crayons does the same thing, even though SHE MADE THE THREAD.
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Old 05.21.2009, 07:55 AM   #107
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I bet Crayons is dissapoint
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Old 05.21.2009, 07:59 AM   #108
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I bet ZEROpumpkins knows the power of love
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Old 05.21.2009, 08:02 AM   #109
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I sure do. Turns out you do need a credit card to ride this train
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Old 05.21.2009, 08:10 AM   #110
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I bet ZEROpumpkins jacks off to pictures of Coco Hayley Gordon Moore
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Old 05.21.2009, 08:12 AM   #111
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Dude...that's a bit too far
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Old 05.21.2009, 08:14 AM   #112
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Okay okay.
I bet ZEROpumpkins jacks off to pictures of Lea Thompson.
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Old 05.21.2009, 08:16 AM   #113
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Old 05.21.2009, 08:25 AM   #114
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I bet floatingslowly jacks off to pictures of Lea Thompson.
I bet ZEROpumpkins owns the URL rights to not one, but five separate Smashing Pumpkins websites (despite letting his go-daddy account lapse).
I bet crayons was voted "most likely to kill you in yr sleep" by her senior class.
I bet summer is actually Coco Hayley Gordon Moore, and masturbates to pictures of floatingslowly.


ok. spent for now.
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Old 05.21.2009, 06:52 PM   #115
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I bet floatingslowly jacks off to pictures of Lea Thompson.
I bet ZEROpumpkins owns the URL rights to not one, but five separate Smashing Pumpkins websites (despite letting his go-daddy account lapse).
I bet crayons was voted "most likely to kill you in yr sleep" by her senior class.
I bet summer is actually Coco Hayley Gordon Moore, and masturbates to pictures of floatingslowly.


ok. spent for now.

i bet floatingslowly was masturbating as he typed this post.

i bet terriblecrayons has a nipple piercing

i bet michael j fox has parkinson's disease
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Old 05.23.2009, 05:52 AM   #116
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I bet davenotdead is really a rabbi and is only on this forum for educational purposes.
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Old 05.23.2009, 08:39 AM   #117
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I bet gmku sits at his computer all day constantly checking the SY forum threads he started.
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Old 06.28.2009, 11:32 AM   #118
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I bet all of you are just a figment of my imagination.
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Old 06.28.2009, 11:46 AM   #119
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I bet terriblecanyons is actually a therapist hired by floatingslowly's mom to watch him on this board and make sure he doesn't use it to hurt himself.
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Old 06.28.2009, 02:05 PM   #120
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I bet one of the forum members owns this cat:
 
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