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Old 05.19.2009, 07:39 AM   #21
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i bet dannyhimself has never had vanilla coke and coke zero poured into his mouth at the same time, until yesterday. after which he ejaculated

broccoli and stilton soup is a powerful aphrodisiac. anyway

i bet davenotdead got a shameful and completely unwarranted boner yesterday whilst sheltering from the rain under a tiny umbrella with his girlfriend. she didn't notice though, but then later on at home, davenotdead masturbated to a fantasy in which she did notice

i bet gmku is watching james bond in his undies tonight, maybe ordering pizza

i bet pbradley is smirking to himself in a self-satisfied way because he's just built a sweet aeroplane out of lego
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Old 05.19.2009, 07:51 AM   #22
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i bet pantophobia is making muscles in the mirror and whispering to himself,
"I am the motherfucking Prince of Chocolate."
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Old 05.19.2009, 09:09 AM   #23
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i bet savage clone cried at least once over a silly drama movie.
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Old 05.19.2009, 09:31 AM   #24
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I bet _slavo_ has a massive lutefisk addiction
I bet savage clone wears man-thong underwear
I bet atsonicpark has a box of these shipped to him from japan every month
 
 

I bet crypto used to be an altarboy at church
I bet girlgun has outfits that are NOT black, which she loves but she will never wear
I bet girlgun can drink flotz under the table
I bet s. shelley likes books more than records
I bet kegmama has some "home videos" that I would love to peruse
I bet deaddiscodildo watched the Muppets constantly
I bet Diesel is a crosscountry truck driver who likes rest-stop whores to toss his salad after a long day behind the wheel.
I bet Bytor Peltor gets his ass whipped at Instigator fantasy football this year
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Old 05.19.2009, 09:47 AM   #25
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I bet Rob Instigator owns a strip club on westheimer that specializes in leather-chap fantasy action.
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Old 05.19.2009, 10:00 AM   #26
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I bet floatingslowly has a battery up his ass.

ouch. that was rude.
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Old 05.19.2009, 10:09 AM   #27
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^^^ please note: I was informed that my roboticness has become a bore to the engrish. I would appreciate it, if in the future, you refer to me as an "advance invasion force space fleet operations manager".

thank you for this kind consideration. lol ohol si ho, my friend.

note: I suppose that this does not preclude me from battery-in-anus insertion. I'm using double a's though. fuck d size. maybe next year.

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I bet jennthebenn has a snoopy rap album due out next fall.
I bet ploesj has double-top-secret level clearance with not one, but two, eastern european spy agencies.
I bet _slavo_ shaves his willy.
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Old 05.19.2009, 10:14 AM   #28
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You must shave some willy around before knocking at advance invasion force space fllet operation manager's door again.
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Old 05.19.2009, 02:46 PM   #29
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I think Kegmama is secretly unable to walk past a steamed up mirror without drawing a picture of a daisy on it.

I think Moshe likes to spend twenty minutes each evening alone looking through his "Now That's What I Call Music" CD sleeve collection
(He doesn't own the CDs, only the sleeves, which he has stolen to order from the Exeter branch of HMV).

I think nicfit secretly likes to paint his toenails with the faces of his enemies.

I think _slavo_ secretly likes to dress in a wetsuit and fill it with yorkshire pudding batter.

I am pretty much certain that atsonicpark likes to dress kittens in G I Joe uniforms that he has made himself.

I suspect that ploesj likes to move things around in people's living rooms when they are not looking.

And I have an inkling that, when she eats alone, Nefeli enjoys eating her pudding before the main course.
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Old 05.19.2009, 02:54 PM   #30
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I bet floatingslowly is already budgeting so's to comfortably afford seven
copies of my Snoopy rap album.

I bet Rob Instigator gets made my Fantasy Football ho YET AGAIN.

I bet daveisnotdead has a voodoo doll of Snoopy in a football uniform.

I bet Nefeli dances to her own dreams.

I bet Toilet & Bowels stands in front of the mirror for several minutes
admiring his naked ass.

I bet Blunderbuss walks over to any cat he sees, begins slowly stroking
its fur, and laughs demonically.
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Old 05.19.2009, 03:04 PM   #31
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Old 05.19.2009, 03:07 PM   #32
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Old 05.19.2009, 03:08 PM   #33
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I suspect that ploesj likes to move things around in people's living rooms when they are not looking.


i don't do that but i once thought of becoming a furniture ninja, someone who breaks into houses to move stuff around so they get weirded out. i was twelve at the time.
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Old 05.19.2009, 03:16 PM   #34
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i don't do that but i once thought of becoming a furniture ninja, someone who breaks into houses to move stuff around so they get weirded out. i was twelve at the time.

when I was 15 we used to break into the classrooms at this middle school we smoked pot at and rearrange all the desks into crop circles.. until the changed the locks.
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Old 05.19.2009, 03:16 PM   #35
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Old 05.19.2009, 03:16 PM   #36
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Old 05.19.2009, 03:22 PM   #37
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i don't do that but i once thought of becoming a furniture ninja, someone who breaks into houses to move stuff around so they get weirded out. i was twelve at the time.

Ninja furniture moves quickly, without trace.
 
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Old 05.19.2009, 03:22 PM   #38
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ploesj has got a red fox that lives in her garden and is called Greta.
at night, they sneak out and run around the town, unnoticed.
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Old 05.19.2009, 03:46 PM   #39
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i think blunderbus wants a pint of guiness every night.
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Old 05.19.2009, 03:49 PM   #40
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I believe atsonicpark watches Armageddon every night before he goes to sleep, and cries everytime Bruce Willis dies.
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