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Having slept on the matter I have concluded that a white american addressing me in amharic as an attempt to display moral superiority, is the single most ridiculous and hilarious thing i have ever seen in 6 years of reading message boards. |
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Is it true that African prostitutes offer 'Oral without' as standard?
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without what, teeth? |
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05.13.2008, 09:52 AM
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hahahaha. touche.
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I'm not sure if you meant it like that, but I'm a big fan of when people say this on messageboards - mainly because, without the accent, it become 'touche', as in 'ass'; meanwhile, whoever it's directed at assumes you meant 'touché' - both sides are happy. Great punnage.
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05.13.2008, 01:12 PM
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Homology? Homophony? Homography? Where is that bit of my vocabulary that remembers the names for species of humour today?
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05.13.2008, 01:36 PM
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Yes, tell me something I don't know.
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just for the sake of argument--- who the fuck says that your culture must be limited by your genes? this would be a sorry world if that were the case. |
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05.13.2008, 02:12 PM
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yes, that is just for the sake of arguement, isn't it? |
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Just imagine - No UB40, no Sting, no Paul Simon, no Lighthouse Family... horrifying.
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05.13.2008, 02:17 PM
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Das ist aber schade [thats a shame] Entschuldigung Sie bitte [excuse me?] ist diese Ehehälfte [is this better?]
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you're hereby forbidden to listen to anything other than english folk music. and you can't use computers-- they were invented in germany. babbage's analytical engine was never built. and no more curries for you-- suffer, sukka! |
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i just realized only the italians are allowed to type, as we're using the latin alphabet.
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Beth-Luis-Nion. Check me.
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By your strange absolutism, doesn't the entireity of South American 'culture' cease to exist?
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05.13.2008, 04:30 PM
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Homonym? Words spelt and pronounced the same but with different meanings and wearing loose belts.
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Too-sche Too-shay. No.
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Then it must be 'homo-erotica' you were thinking of, because you're obsessed with it.
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yes, and by that account the irish would have ceased to exists, because there would be no potatos. and of course, my "strange absolutism" is parodic in nature--to point out that limiting your cultural choices by genetic determinism, or claiming that people should do so, is rather idiotic. i buy, borrow and steal anything i need from anyone. so does all of latin america-- we know we're not the center of the universe, so we happily rip off what we need from wherever's best or most convenient. and that's why we're taking your women. -- ps- did you notice the guitarist in the linked video was korean? ha ha ha! |
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Ahem, falsch! "Ist das besser?" ist besser - es ist ja einfacher, klarer und lockerer.
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