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Old 05.13.2008, 03:01 AM   #41
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yekerta? [excuse me?]

Having slept on the matter I have concluded that a white american addressing me in amharic as an attempt to display moral superiority, is the single most ridiculous and hilarious thing i have ever seen in 6 years of reading message boards.
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Old 05.13.2008, 09:40 AM   #42
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Is it true that African prostitutes offer 'Oral without' as standard?
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Old 05.13.2008, 09:47 AM   #43
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Is it true that African prostitutes offer 'Oral without' as standard?

without what, teeth?
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Old 05.13.2008, 09:52 AM   #44
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hahahaha. touche.
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Old 05.13.2008, 01:11 PM   #45
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hahahaha. touche.

I'm not sure if you meant it like that, but I'm a big fan of when people say this on messageboards - mainly because, without the accent, it become 'touche', as in 'ass'; meanwhile, whoever it's directed at assumes you meant 'touché' - both sides are happy.

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Old 05.13.2008, 01:12 PM   #46
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Homology? Homophony? Homography? Where is that bit of my vocabulary that remembers the names for species of humour today?
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Old 05.13.2008, 01:36 PM   #47
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Old 05.13.2008, 01:37 PM   #48
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Having slept on the matter I have concluded that a white american addressing me in amharic as an attempt to display moral superiority, is the single most ridiculous and hilarious thing i have ever seen in 6 years of reading message boards.

just for the sake of argument--- who the fuck says that your culture must be limited by your genes? this would be a sorry world if that were the case.
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Old 05.13.2008, 02:12 PM   #49
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just for the sake of argument--- who the fuck says that your culture must be limited by your genes? this would be a sorry world if that were the case.

yes, that is just for the sake of arguement, isn't it?
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Old 05.13.2008, 02:14 PM   #50
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just for the sake of argument--- who the fuck says that your culture must be limited by your genes? this would be a sorry world if that were the case.

Just imagine - No UB40, no Sting, no Paul Simon, no Lighthouse Family... horrifying.
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Old 05.13.2008, 02:17 PM   #51
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Having slept on the matter I have concluded that a white american addressing me in amharic as an attempt to display moral superiority, is the single most ridiculous and hilarious thing i have ever seen in 6 years of reading message boards.

Das ist aber schade [thats a shame]

Entschuldigung Sie bitte [excuse me?]

ist diese Ehehälfte [is this better?]




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Old 05.13.2008, 02:41 PM   #52
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yes, that is just for the sake of arguement, isn't it?

well yes. and to fling poo.

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Just imagine - No UB40, no Sting, no Paul Simon, no Lighthouse Family... horrifying.

you're hereby forbidden to listen to anything other than english folk music.

and you can't use computers-- they were invented in germany. babbage's analytical engine was never built.

and no more curries for you-- suffer, sukka!
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Old 05.13.2008, 02:55 PM   #53
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i just realized only the italians are allowed to type, as we're using the latin alphabet.
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Old 05.13.2008, 03:57 PM   #54
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i just realized only the italians are allowed to type, as we're using the latin alphabet.

Beth-Luis-Nion. Check me.
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Old 05.13.2008, 03:58 PM   #55
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you're hereby forbidden to listen to anything other than english folk music.

By your strange absolutism, doesn't the entireity of South American 'culture' cease to exist?
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Old 05.13.2008, 04:30 PM   #56
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Homology? Homophony? Homography? Where is that bit of my vocabulary that remembers the names for species of humour today?

Homonym? Words spelt and pronounced the same but with different meanings and wearing loose belts.
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Old 05.13.2008, 04:32 PM   #57
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Homonym? Words spelt and pronounced the same but with different meanings and wearing loose belts.

Too-sche

Too-shay.

No.
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Old 05.13.2008, 04:34 PM   #58
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Then it must be 'homo-erotica' you were thinking of, because you're obsessed with it.
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Old 05.13.2008, 04:36 PM   #59
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By your strange absolutism, doesn't the entireity of South American 'culture' cease to exist?

yes, and by that account the irish would have ceased to exists, because there would be no potatos.

and of course, my "strange absolutism" is parodic in nature--to point out that limiting your cultural choices by genetic determinism, or claiming that people should do so, is rather idiotic.

i buy, borrow and steal anything i need from anyone. so does all of latin america-- we know we're not the center of the universe, so we happily rip off what we need from wherever's best or most convenient. and that's why we're taking your women.

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Old 05.13.2008, 04:38 PM   #60
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