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Old 03.27.2008, 07:57 PM   #21
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I did? I didn't even read this thread. Just started posting some from the top of my head lol
I was kidding, that's not important. Anyway Zappa is the most obvious choice if you're looking for funny song titles.
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Old 03.27.2008, 08:05 PM   #22
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I Killed Christgau With My Big Fuckin' Dick is still once of the coolest titles I;ve ever read
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Old 03.27.2008, 10:24 PM   #23
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i find that one to be funny (really its just kill yr idols though) because i hate robert christgau

the mothers of invention - hot poop (not really a song but amusing)

several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict - pink floyd
also not really a song but the best song title ever
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Old 03.27.2008, 11:49 PM   #24
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Lol hot poop was the first thing of the mothers I ever heard. It's just echoed snorting if I remember right
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Old 03.28.2008, 01:05 AM   #25
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Old 03.28.2008, 01:05 AM   #26
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Old 03.28.2008, 02:13 AM   #27
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-.- well......... seems like anyone I talk to somehow mentions the locust or anal CUNT. And I always have to explain to them that it is not music, and that they are fools for listening to it. There I said it. Don't mean to be mean, just the way I feel


if its just the way you feel it doesnt mean we are fools, i dont give two shits about your singular way of thinking about music. and the locust shouldnt even be mentioned iwithn the same breath as anal cunt.
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Old 03.28.2008, 03:09 AM   #28
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I don't like the Locust very much but they are, indeed, "music" and they indeed have "songs" with "riffs" and "structure" and every now and then "melody", EyeballGrowth. Not sure why I felt compelled to put quotes on everything. Anal Cunt have a lot of songs that actually might support your claim to not be "music" but -- having listened to their entire discography save some splits and early ep's/tapes -- I can safely say they actually demonstrate the ability to write amazing riffs sometimes, and Picnic of Love is actually a really well-made album. At least as good as any joke bullshit Ween has ever done.

Hate to say it, but you saying something isn't "music" when they clearly have ACTUAL MUSICAL TALENT (just listen to the Locust's drummer, for god's sakes!) -- like the bands or not -- is really silly and seems ridiculously close-minded.
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Old 03.28.2008, 09:24 AM   #29
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calling people idiots for liking it is even more closed minded
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Old 03.28.2008, 01:22 PM   #30
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All The Things You Could Be By Now If Sigmund Freud's Wife Was Your Mother - Charles Mingus
Satan Gave Me A Taco - Beck
Youth Culture Killed My Dog - They Might Be Giants
Come and Smash Me Said The Boy With The Magic Penis - Sonic Youth
Hitman Boy - Sun City Girls
In a Lesbian Meadow - Sun City Girls
There's a Place in Hell for Me and My Friends - Morrissey
Shoplifters of the World Unite - The Smiths
Political Song for Michael Jackson to Sing - Minutemen
Spinal Meningitis (Got Me Down) - Ween
The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill - The Beatles
Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except for Me and My Monkey - The Beatles
Kicker Of Elves - Guided By Voices
For Electronic Dogs - Laurie Anderson
Born, Never Asked - Laurie Anderson
(I Was Born in A) Laundromat - Camper Van Beethoven
Where The Hell Is Bill? - Camper Van Beethoven
Take The Skinheads Bowling - Camper Van Beethoven
(We're A) Bad Trip - Camper Van Beethoven
We Saw Jerry's Daughter- Camper Van Beethoven
The Day That Lassie Went To The Moon - Camper Van Beethoven

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Old 03.28.2008, 01:45 PM   #31
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both the locust and anal cunt obiviously are music. i don't like either (i really hate anal cunt), but they are still music to me.
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I Love You Honey But I Hate Your Friends - Cheap Trick
The House Is Rocking With Domestic Problems - Cheap Trick
Your Flag Decal Won't Get You Into Heaven Anymore - John Prine
New Face In Hell - The Fall
Careful With That Axe, Eugene - Pink Floyd
Baby I'm Drunk - Reverend Horton Heat
Your Phone's Off The Hook But You're Not - X
The Thing That Only Eats Hippies - Dead Milkmen
Jesus At McDonald's - Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper
Jesus Wouldn't Let Me Pick The Restaurant - Lilly Hiatt [John's daughter]
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Muffin`Man - Zappa/Beefheart
Man with the woman head - Zappa/Beefheart
the Sky is falling and I want my mommy - Jello Biafra/Nomeansno
Heavenly father send me a woman - Electric Blue Peggy Sue and the Revolutionions from Mars
Mr. Hangover is sitting on my shoulder - Electric Blue peggy etc.
Brainless Wonder - Nomeansno
Big Dick - Nomeansno
Two lips, two lungs and one tongue - Nomeansno
Hair Pie: Bake 1 & 2 - Beefheart
My Human gets me Blues - Beefheart
Ant Man Bee - Beefheart
She´s Too much for my mirror - Beefheart
Old Fart at play - Beefheart
I love you, you big dummy - Beefheart
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Clement Peerens Explosition is a Belgian band that sings in Dutch/Flemmish and look like Spinal Tap. They have some very funny songs and titles, such as:

Boecht van dunaldi it's about cheap supermarket wine
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Ramones - the KKK took my baby away

and also the Monty Python Spamalot musical has these:
The Song That Goes Like This
What Ever Happened To My Part?
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