Classic Quotes By Board Members - Page 7

Toilet & Bowels · 04.22.2008, 06:06 AM

if that's the sound of the cosmos then the cosmos is lame

gmku · 04.22.2008, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop

I'm trying to remember who you nicked that from.

Probably Thurston.

Rob Instigator · 04.22.2008, 09:27 AM

have you never heard a radio telescopes signals? static hiss, the basis for all of the skronk we know and love, is exactly what the cosmos sound like, when you tune a radio antenna at the universe.

learn some physics! It;s beautiful!

SYRFox · 04.23.2008, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

pop songs with nice orchestration sounds like a fucking NIGHTMARE of SHIT

I did some search on the board just to find that message back

EMMAh · 05.19.2008, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Originally Posted by EMMAh
Animals may not give a shit, but they don't need to because they don't reinforce our madness.

Glice: I'm sorry, but I distinctly remember having a conversation with a cat once who very definitely told me I'd lost it entirely. The plant behind him then chuckled in a gruff, manly voice. Following this, the man in the television continued staring at me with a look of malice.

The two above are one of the best exchanges of opinions that I have ever read on a messageboard. I rarely laugh out loud when I read stuff on a forum, and this was one of those cases.

I don't remember this at all.
Where's it from?

!@#$%! · 05.20.2008, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by EMMAh

I don't remember this at all.
Where's it from?

alice in wonderland?

05.20.2008, 03:36 AM

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Originally Posted by EMMAh

I don't remember this at all.
Where's it from?

From a thread that you've started.

ZEROpumpkins · 05.20.2008, 04:26 AM

I think there was one where someone said something like:
"I don't know how to reply to this. I honestly did not expect an incorrect answer to a rhetorical question".

It was either Porky, gmku, !@#$%! or from a person with a similar post count.

05.20.2008, 04:35 AM

It wasn't me.

✌➬ · 05.20.2008, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by ZEROpumpkins

I think there was one where someone said something like:
"I don't know how to reply to this. I honestly did not expect an incorrect answer to a rhetorical question".

It was either Porky, gmku, !@#$%! or from a person with a similar post count.

It was super-model toilet.

Glice · 05.20.2008, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by ZEROpumpkins

I think there was one where someone said something like:
"I don't know how to reply to this. I honestly did not expect an incorrect answer to a rhetorical question".

It was either Porky, gmku, !@#$%! or from a person with a similar post count.

Mr & Bowels, yup. I think that's the only thing that I thought was funny enough to steal from the internet and use in the real world.

EMMAh · 05.20.2008, 12:23 PM

I did say it,
http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/sho...99&postcount=9
Sorry, I had to check because I really didn't remember.

Bytor Peltor · 05.20.2008, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by EMMAh

My rats are my life

......

EMMAh · 05.20.2008, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by sonicl

"I'm quitting the board" - Countless board members, most of whom are still here.

That is the most classic quote here, in my opinion.

!@#$%! · 05.20.2008, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by EMMAh

That is the most classic quote here, in my opinion.

ha ha-- but he actually did leave.

Everyneurotic · 05.20.2008, 10:22 PM

"i'm an australian trapped in a man's body" -- flotzypoo.

Torn Curtain · 06.22.2008, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

even if you don't want a dick in your mouth 24/7 there's a lot of things you could be doing that are significantly LESS enjoyable.

clean the toilet or give someone a blowjob?
fortunately i have an automatic toilet cleaner thing in the tank so i don't have to make that decision.

...

Cantankerous · 06.22.2008, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Torn Curtain

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hahahahaha

Derek · 06.22.2008, 06:14 PM

"We've been together four years.

And lately... I dunno what it is, some kind of thing has happened where she wants to be more explorative and adventurous... fine.

So we were messing around and she had me stick a finger in her butt and she really liked it. First time ever! And she orgasmed, ya know, yada yada...

So, then she asked to stick a finger in my butt...

At first, I was like "nah" because I remember one time when an Asian doctor was checking my stools for blood and.. yeah.. gross shit.

But after a few minutes, she convinced me, and I let her stick a finger in my ass while she jerked me off...

IT FELT AMAZING.

I've never "milked the prostate" or had a girl do it, and ... wow. It was uncomfortable and bizarre but I swear to god it was the best orgasm I've ever had.. in fact, it reminded me of the first time I ever did it. Extremely bizarre. I started yelling "what the fuck?! oh my god, that was crazy!" I was FREAKING OUT. From butt play.

So yeah...

Now I'm hooked."

That thread was my first memory of this board.

Cantankerous · 06.22.2008, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Derek

"We've been together four years.

And lately... I dunno what it is, some kind of thing has happened where she wants to be more explorative and adventurous... fine.

So we were messing around and she had me stick a finger in her butt and she really liked it. First time ever! And she orgasmed, ya know, yada yada...

So, then she asked to stick a finger in my butt...

At first, I was like "nah" because I remember one time when an Asian doctor was checking my stools for blood and.. yeah.. gross shit.

But after a few minutes, she convinced me, and I let her stick a finger in my ass while she jerked me off...

IT FELT AMAZING.

I've never "milked the prostate" or had a girl do it, and ... wow. It was uncomfortable and bizarre but I swear to god it was the best orgasm I've ever had.. in fact, it reminded me of the first time I ever did it. Extremely bizarre. I started yelling "what the fuck?! oh my god, that was crazy!" I was FREAKING OUT. From butt play.

So yeah...

Now I'm hooked."

That thread was my first memory of this board.

hahahahahaha that was the best ever

04.22.2008, 06:06 AM	#121
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 11,070	if that's the sound of the cosmos then the cosmos is lame
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04.22.2008, 09:27 AM	#123
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 22,611	have you never heard a radio telescopes signals? static hiss, the basis for all of the skronk we know and love, is exactly what the cosmos sound like, when you tune a radio antenna at the universe. learn some physics! It;s beautiful! __________________ RXTT.net My Comics
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05.20.2008, 04:26 AM	#128
ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,369	I think there was one where someone said something like: "I don't know how to reply to this. I honestly did not expect an incorrect answer to a rhetorical question". It was either Porky, gmku, !@#$%! or from a person with a similar post count. __________________
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05.20.2008, 04:35 AM	#129
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	It wasn't me.
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05.20.2008, 12:23 PM	#132
EMMAh invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,652	I did say it, http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/sho...99&postcount=9 Sorry, I had to check because I really didn't remember. __________________
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05.20.2008, 10:22 PM	#136
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 16,172	"i'm an australian trapped in a man's body" -- flotzypoo. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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06.22.2008, 06:14 PM	#139
Derek invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 7,731	"We've been together four years. And lately... I dunno what it is, some kind of thing has happened where she wants to be more explorative and adventurous... fine. So we were messing around and she had me stick a finger in her butt and she really liked it. First time ever! And she orgasmed, ya know, yada yada... So, then she asked to stick a finger in my butt... At first, I was like "nah" because I remember one time when an Asian doctor was checking my stools for blood and.. yeah.. gross shit. But after a few minutes, she convinced me, and I let her stick a finger in my ass while she jerked me off... IT FELT AMAZING. I've never "milked the prostate" or had a girl do it, and ... wow. It was uncomfortable and bizarre but I swear to god it was the best orgasm I've ever had.. in fact, it reminded me of the first time I ever did it. Extremely bizarre. I started yelling "what the fuck?! oh my god, that was crazy!" I was FREAKING OUT. From butt play. So yeah... Now I'm hooked." That thread was my first memory of this board.
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