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Old 06.25.2015, 02:53 PM   #21
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-Only 8 tweets because I'm not funny. I'm still happy to take suggestions.

-I can't believe no one else sees the humor in this. Yeah, he can piss me off, but he's a foolish figure and a perfectly fine target for comedy.

But man. He told me to kill myself!

that can very quickly degenerate into a "talk radio" situation. remember that movie, with bogosian/gagosian/whatsisname?
*blam*
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Old 06.25.2015, 02:55 PM   #22
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okay here's one here's one

-you told me to kill myself

- i did. you're a pinko parasite [or something]

- i'm not going to kill myself. but i think you want to kill yourself

-no i do not, my life is precious and i would never take it

- come on, everybody know you're trying to kill yourself with cheeseburgers. just own it. publicly. commit cheeseburger harakiri one week from now. do it. on the air. if you are a man, as you claim.
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Old 06.25.2015, 03:02 PM   #23
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maybe i'm invoking too powerful elementals here, but if you wanted this to go viral, and really flood the guy and make his life impossible, you need to post it on 4chan-- at your own risk, of course.

it takes a different sort of language to appeal to such forces though, so i'd suggest you go & watch them operate a bit before doing anything there.
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Old 06.25.2015, 03:08 PM   #24
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oh wait, that is YOUR account you posted? Post a link to THAT guy's twitter, I will troll battle him for ya

The actual guy isn't on Twitter. I wonder if he's aware of this parody account yet?

By the way, satirizing a public figure: a-okay
Telling someone to kill themselves: actionable

But I'll let it go. Because I'm better than him.

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that can very quickly degenerate into a "talk radio" situation. remember that movie, with bogosian/gagosian/whatsisname?
*blam*

Good movie, but here's what's actually going on.

Andy Kindler, a very funny comic, posted a simple "Hurray" in regards to today's SCOTUS ruling.

"I" wrote: Libtard. Go move to Cuba.

He wrote back: You move first with your 3 followers. Start a commune or a badminton league.

Gold!

And when I call in, it's like when Bart pranks Moe. Bart's calls aren't all that funny, but Moe's reaction is. This guy goes off on me after he's hung up, and it's some insane, funny shit. He's furious and I'm laughing like crazy. I'll put together a compilation.

(This is sort of nuts. I have work to do.)
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Old 06.25.2015, 03:16 PM   #25
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(This is sort of nuts. I have work to do.)

not anymore you don't
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Old 06.25.2015, 05:07 PM   #26
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The actual guy isn't on Twitter.

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Old 06.25.2015, 05:11 PM   #27
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i don't know but that looks like a dildo behind the dog

imagine the atrocities
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Old 06.25.2015, 05:12 PM   #28
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Old 06.25.2015, 06:52 PM   #29
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Holy shit! It's him! I'm naming my next cat Bytor.

Your search skills beat mine. I must've seen the dog and moved on without reading the description.

Anyway, I listened tonight. He was weeping. I might lay off for awhile.


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not anymore you don't

Is that what you meant? No need? I wasn't sure.


And what's with this actual tweet?

At emergency room with my son ... nearly hit on his bike by a driver that was twitching so he may been on drugs.

At first this might illicit sympathy. But it was "nearly." And my first guess is dude was twitching because he almost caused an awful accident. PCP would be my second guess. Wonder if the kid's okay? He never really said...
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Old 06.25.2015, 07:35 PM   #30
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ask him:

WAS YOUR SON TURNED AWAY BECAUSE PREEXISTING CONDITIONS?????


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i meant getting this guy is your new job-- hence, the "job" is not.

ps- good trick trolling the others. i'd give you pointers for your profile blurb but peru 2 bolivia 0 mang. will post later.
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Old 06.25.2015, 09:58 PM   #31
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OKAY, so, im briefly back to this.

wtf was he "weeping" about?

maybe it was all bullshit to see if he could game you

crocodile tears

his son went to the ER 23 days ago if i read well (no guarantee-- had a bit of wine)

is he okay no? what were the wharton tiers about?

always remember--hitler cried at the opera
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Old 06.26.2015, 05:38 AM   #32
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He was weeping about SCOTUS. First show all week he didn't say anything about me.

Fav quote: "America's dead people. It no longer exists." !!!

The theories were amazing:

--John Boehner must be having an affair. Obama found out and is blackmailing him.

--John Roberts adopted some children "illegally." Obama found out and is blackmailing him.

Seriously. I recorded it for proof and posterity.

He announced he's taking a vacation next week. I don't know if this was planned in advance, or if this week's pressures got to him. Since I don't know, I'll assume it's a vast liberal conspiracy.
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Old 06.26.2015, 05:47 AM   #33
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Holy shit! It's him! I'm naming my next cat Bytor.

Your search skills beat mine. I must've seen the dog and moved on without reading the description.

Anyway, I listened tonight. He was weeping. I might lay off for awhile.




Is that what you meant? No need? I wasn't sure.


And what's with this actual tweet?

At emergency room with my son ... nearly hit on his bike by a driver that was twitching so he may been on drugs.

At first this might illicit sympathy. But it was "nearly." And my first guess is dude was twitching because he almost caused an awful accident. PCP would be my second guess. Wonder if the kid's okay? He never really said...


or a heart attack or sneezing or any number of things

really this guy just found out his son was hit by a driver and is in the emergency ward and he's looking for a way to blame the driver as failing to live up to his conservative ideals and being a dirty hippie drug user.

so this guy is fucking nuts.

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Old 06.26.2015, 07:39 AM   #34
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He was weeping about SCOTUS.

and he moved you to pity? for that?

fucking shit, you have zero killer instinct and no sense of mission

this wasn't the time to spare him, but to twist the knife, and keep stabbing

give it up, strife is not for you-- return to your life in peace

and erase your posts before google lets him find you here
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Old 06.26.2015, 09:23 AM   #35
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Funny, I must've realized you were right before I read your post.

I just got done making an audio clip: a baby crying mixed with Robert DeNiro's crazy laugh in Cape Fear. I'm gonna loop it and call in. I may or may not chant the word "loser."
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Funny, I must've realized you were right before I read your post.

I just got done making an audio clip: a baby crying mixed with Robert DeNiro's crazy laugh in Cape Fear. I'm gonna loop it and call in. I may or may not chant the word "loser."

have a girl make the call

that will multiply the humiliation

YES
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He was supposed to go on vacation next week, so I was especially eager to call in. I had the clip ready, phone at hand and...he wasn't on. They ran some syndicated moron instead. I assume he started his vacation early. He probably needs one.
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He was supposed to go on vacation next week, so I was especially eager to call in. I had the clip ready, phone at hand and...he wasn't on. They ran some syndicated moron instead. I assume he started his vacation early. He probably needs one.

he'll probably spend his time bitching and moaning about how gay marriage violates the sanctity of his 4 divorces
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