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Old 08.14.2007, 10:03 AM   #101
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oh hey, figured i'd bump this.

i guess my girlfriend IS cooler than me..
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Old 08.14.2007, 12:48 PM   #102
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that had to be kind of satisfying though, (not sexually of course) like blowing a huge snot rocket out of your nose. i do that in the shower; the steam loosens up all the snot and whatever other unreachable nasty green shit collects in my nasal cavities.

the only satisfaction was in laying back down afterwards and letting the waves of three vicodin sweep over me.
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Old 08.14.2007, 01:24 PM   #103
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Old 08.14.2007, 01:46 PM   #104
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Old 08.14.2007, 08:07 PM   #105
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We've been together four years.

And lately... I dunno what it is, some kind of thing has happened where she wants to be more explorative and adventurous... fine.

So we were messing around and she had me stick a finger in her butt and she really liked it. First time ever! And she orgasmed, ya know, yada yada...

So, then she asked to stick a finger in my butt...

At first, I was like "nah" because I remember one time when an Asian doctor was checking my stools for blood and.. yeah.. gross shit.

But after a few minutes, she convinced me, and I let her stick a finger in my ass while she jerked me off...

IT FELT AMAZING.

I've never "milked the prostate" or had a girl do it, and ... wow. It was uncomfortable and bizarre but I swear to god it was the best orgasm I've ever had.. in fact, it reminded me of the first time I ever did it. Extremely bizarre. I started yelling "what the fuck?! oh my god, that was crazy!" I was FREAKING OUT. From butt play.

So yeah...

Now I'm hooked.


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Old 08.14.2007, 08:17 PM   #106
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Has she tried adding a strap-on? I am telling you, jacking off and her putting the dildo in you, will make the orgasm more enjoyable.
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Old 08.14.2007, 09:19 PM   #107
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phoenix, you like pirates of the caribean, so how am i annoying? if you don't want to read this thread, don't open it. it's that simple. you annoy yourself.

in other news.. http://www.sendspace.com/file/kn44dq new scissor shock song! enjoy everyone!
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Old 08.14.2007, 09:21 PM   #108
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phoenix, you like pirates of the caribean, so how am i annoying? if you don't want to read this thread, don't open it. it's that simple. you annoy yourself.

in other news.. http://www.sendspace.com/file/kn44dq new scissor shock song! enjoy everyone!

I just realize scissors shock is not scissor sister. I got them confused for some odd reason.
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Old 08.14.2007, 09:27 PM   #109
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Old 08.14.2007, 09:40 PM   #110
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Yes, whenever I heard of scissor shock, I always thought of the other. Thanks for the song.
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Old 08.14.2007, 11:21 PM   #111
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Yeah, right. It's all just a lot of talk unless you can back it up with pictures.
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Old 08.14.2007, 11:23 PM   #112
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Yeah, right. It's all just a lot of talk unless you can back it up with pictures.

Where is your evidence?

I can say what I have done, but it would be fruitless.
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Old 08.14.2007, 11:26 PM   #113
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And here I was thinking you were fruity.
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Old 08.14.2007, 11:27 PM   #114
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Old 08.14.2007, 11:28 PM   #115
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It's the caffeine. I have to stop going to Starbucks.
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Old 08.14.2007, 11:28 PM   #116
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No, no. I am. We are talking public bathrooms, parks, cars, movie theathers, while the other person is driving, etc.etc. etc.
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Old 08.14.2007, 11:30 PM   #117
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All seems rather ordinary to me.
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Old 08.14.2007, 11:31 PM   #118
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did you read between the lines of etc. etc. etc. ?
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Old 08.14.2007, 11:36 PM   #119
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Oh, it's in the etc., eh. My imagination is going wild now, Syn.
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