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Old 02.25.2007, 10:30 PM   #41
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Mars Volta Does!!! Yeah@!!

Can we pretend you never mentioned their name?

Thanks.
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Old 02.25.2007, 10:32 PM   #42
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Have you heard that amputuchchereerete shit? MINDBLOWING.
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Old 02.25.2007, 10:38 PM   #43
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More like the sound of a fat chick giving a bad blowjob. Terrible.
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Old 02.25.2007, 10:39 PM   #44
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I was thinking more of a fat chick giving a bad blowjob to a horse, preferably one with three legs.
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Old 02.25.2007, 10:41 PM   #45
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And you find enjoyment in that?
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Old 02.25.2007, 10:42 PM   #46
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Note my sarcasm in overcapitalized letters and reference to who again? Right. Exactly. Their music is utter shit that goes on for 10 minutes too long in each and every song.
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Old 02.25.2007, 10:43 PM   #47
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Why All The Mars Volta Bashing?!
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Old 02.25.2007, 10:54 PM   #48
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cause they suck!!
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Old 02.25.2007, 11:06 PM   #49
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amputechture and their live album suck...the rest is good and bad...
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Old 02.25.2007, 11:07 PM   #50
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De-loused and Tremulant are great. The rest is just annoying and totally worthless.
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Old 02.25.2007, 11:15 PM   #51
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what makes a good prog rock song?

The least amount of Prog elements. Or else every Prog cliche going, so at least then you can laugh along to its pompous grandeur safe in the knowledge that you know better.
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Old 02.26.2007, 02:43 AM   #52
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Haha Mars Volta are the worst band i've ever heard.
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Old 02.26.2007, 03:23 AM   #53
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nNow that I have your attention with this thread, I'll just ask on here instead of starting a new thread.. what makes a good prog rock song?

Its listener's bad taste.
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Old 02.26.2007, 03:57 AM   #54
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^ Haha. I know who you're talking about! Nice ambiguous burn.


Aside from Hipster Junkies post that followed this one, the thread kinda died after. But the first 2 pages especially are the best thing I've read on here in days! Anal topics & Butthole fingers rule.


Did you know, that although women can enjoy receptive anal intercourse, or even insertive anal intercourse for that matter, only men have fully developed prostates, also known as "male G-spots" [7], "P-spots" or "A-spots".[8] The prostate is located near men's rectums and is the larger, more fully formed male homologue to the Skene's glands located near women's vaginas.

who is he talking about kegmama?
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Old 02.26.2007, 06:32 AM   #55
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Odd - how anal penetration conversations inevitably veer towards critique of The Mars Volta.
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Old 02.26.2007, 07:45 AM   #56
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wow. amazing! one little finger did all that?

no problem because that it's totally heterosexual. pfff haha. have you called your mom and dad and friends to give them this great news? it's amazing.

now you can ask pork to put his douglas p. dick in your pussy ass.

Hmmm... Nice touch with the italics - great way to convey your sarcasm and bitter loneliness.
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Old 02.26.2007, 10:59 AM   #57
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What, like the Eiffel Tower or the Berlin Wall or something? Racist.
The Berling Wall would only fit up your own arse.

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Old 02.26.2007, 11:03 AM   #58
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This guy I know said that his girlfriend put a Kruschev action figure up his butt during sex once, and it was awesome.
Have you heard about the guy who blew air into a baloon but he did so up his girlfriend's arse?She levitated with joy.
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Old 02.26.2007, 11:22 AM   #59
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^ Haha. I know who you're talking about! Nice ambiguous burn.


Aside from Hipster Junkies post that followed this one, the thread kinda died after. But the first 2 pages especially are the best thing I've read on here in days! Anal topics & Butthole fingers rule.


Did you know, that although women can enjoy receptive anal intercourse, or even insertive anal intercourse for that matter, only men have fully developed prostates, also known as "male G-spots" [7], "P-spots" or "A-spots".[8] The prostate is located near men's rectums and is the larger, more fully formed male homologue to the Skene's glands located near women's vaginas.

No wonder I like sex.
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Old 02.26.2007, 12:54 PM   #60
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ain;t nothing ever getting up my poop chute.

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