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Dr. Eugene Felikson · 07.31.2009, 11:59 PM

Nope, just a coincidence, haha!

But DAMN was that a treat. Very stylishly directed, and the ***spoiler*** human meat looked eerily authentic *** end spoiler***. There's nothing quite like the feeling of discovering a gruesome gem like this.

This, on the other hand, was simply dreadful. The kills were painfully unsatisfying. Not even the most exquisite bud in the world could make this cinematic dreck bearable.

viewtiful_alan · 08.01.2009, 01:11 AM

Yeah my friends always want to rent that... I say fuck no.

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 08.01.2009, 01:34 AM

The deaths couldn't have been more disappointing. Upon renting this piece of shit, I expected the bong to physically kill people (suffocation with smoke, hots to the throat, drowning in bong water, etc.), which could've turned out amazingly well. Instead, after the bong is smoked, it's voodoo curse sucks out your soul, and places it inside the bong. Inside the bong is a strip club, which the killer bong (inside of the killer bong???) orders strippers to give lapdances, and makeout with it's victims, and eventually be killed off by the stripper's bras. For example: In one scene, a bra has a skull on each cup, that bite into a surfer stoner's neck; another bra has shark heads on each cup...biting off a stoner's hands.

It's even worse than it sounds, has one of the worst soundtracks I've ever heard, and even features that annoying Jack in the Box from Dollman vs. Demonic Toys, and other characters from lameass Full Moon releases (they can't all be Ginger Snaps). Charles Band can eat shit, for all I care.

Norma J · 08.01.2009, 02:00 AM

Public Enemies.

Thought it was real cool.

viewtiful_alan · 08.01.2009, 07:28 PM

7.5/10

And tonight, IFC's lineup pending, I'll probably be watching Haxan.

atsonicpark · 08.01.2009, 07:34 PM

haxan's crazy.

viewtiful_alan · 08.01.2009, 07:37 PM

I got the criterion one with both versions. Should I watch the original, or the shortened one with William S. Burroughs?

atsonicpark · 08.01.2009, 07:37 PM

Nani mo kamo iya ni natta. Nankai mo jisatsu wo hakatta ga shi ni kirenai. Tsukamaete shikei ni shite hoshikatta.

viewtiful_alan · 08.01.2009, 11:39 PM

6.5/10

automatic bzooty · 08.02.2009, 12:36 AM

the collector - -10/10

fuckfufkfuckfuck why did i waste six fifty on that? i could have bought like two fucking yuppie ass frozen chocolate coffee type beverages with that shit!

Zombie Robot · 08.02.2009, 01:10 AM

i luvd it. and am so needing another trip to vegas asap.

sonic sphere · 08.02.2009, 06:56 AM

nicfit · 08.02.2009, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Zombie Robot

i luvd it. and am so needing another trip to vegas asap.

Do they allow picture taking inside vegas casinoshotelshangoutplaces?

Sonic Youth 37 · 08.02.2009, 12:27 PM

Nation Lampoon's Vacation....edited for TV

Sonic Youth 37 · 08.02.2009, 04:52 PM

"I love you too, but I'm gonna mace you in the face!"

viewtiful_alan · 08.02.2009, 07:00 PM

The Criterion Restoration (not the william s. burroughs one though):

9.5/10

5/10
SO SO overated...

stu666 · 08.02.2009, 07:06 PM

Zombie Robot · 08.02.2009, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nicfit

Do they allow picture taking inside vegas casinoshotelshangoutplaces?

yep. why?

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 08.02.2009, 09:03 PM

acdc518 · 08.02.2009, 10:47 PM

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07.31.2009, 11:59 PM	#7481
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,570	Nope, just a coincidence, haha! But DAMN was that a treat. Very stylishly directed, and the *spoiler* human meat looked eerily authentic * end spoiler*. There's nothing quite like the feeling of discovering a gruesome gem like this. This, on the other hand, was simply dreadful. The kills were painfully unsatisfying. Not even the most exquisite bud in the world could make this cinematic dreck bearable.
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08.01.2009, 01:11 AM	#7482
viewtiful_alan invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Houston Texas Posts: 2,663	Yeah my friends always want to rent that... I say fuck no. __________________
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08.01.2009, 01:34 AM	#7483
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,570	The deaths couldn't have been more disappointing. Upon renting this piece of shit, I expected the bong to physically kill people (suffocation with smoke, hots to the throat, drowning in bong water, etc.), which could've turned out amazingly well. Instead, after the bong is smoked, it's voodoo curse sucks out your soul, and places it inside the bong. Inside the bong is a strip club, which the killer bong (inside of the killer bong???) orders strippers to give lapdances, and makeout with it's victims, and eventually be killed off by the stripper's bras. For example: In one scene, a bra has a skull on each cup, that bite into a surfer stoner's neck; another bra has shark heads on each cup...biting off a stoner's hands. It's even worse than it sounds, has one of the worst soundtracks I've ever heard, and even features that annoying Jack in the Box from Dollman vs. Demonic Toys, and other characters from lameass Full Moon releases (they can't all be Ginger Snaps). Charles Band can eat shit, for all I care.
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08.01.2009, 02:00 AM	#7484
Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	Public Enemies. Thought it was real cool. __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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08.01.2009, 07:28 PM	#7485
viewtiful_alan invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Houston Texas Posts: 2,663	7.5/10 And tonight, IFC's lineup pending, I'll probably be watching Haxan. __________________
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08.01.2009, 07:34 PM	#7486
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	haxan's crazy. __________________
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08.01.2009, 07:37 PM	#7487
viewtiful_alan invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Houston Texas Posts: 2,663	I got the criterion one with both versions. Should I watch the original, or the shortened one with William S. Burroughs? __________________
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08.01.2009, 07:37 PM	#7488
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Nani mo kamo iya ni natta. Nankai mo jisatsu wo hakatta ga shi ni kirenai. Tsukamaete shikei ni shite hoshikatta. __________________
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08.01.2009, 11:39 PM	#7489
viewtiful_alan invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Houston Texas Posts: 2,663	6.5/10 __________________
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08.02.2009, 12:36 AM	#7490
automatic bzooty invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,859	the collector - -10/10 fuckfufkfuckfuck why did i waste six fifty on that? i could have bought like two fucking yuppie ass frozen chocolate coffee type beverages with that shit!
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08.02.2009, 01:10 AM	#7491
Zombie Robot expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Dead Space Posts: 1,304	i luvd it. and am so needing another trip to vegas asap. __________________ "Seductive. Voluptuous. Ravenous. Beware of the Zombie Robot -- Creature that roams the night breaking men's hearts and then eats their brains for breakfast!"
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08.02.2009, 06:56 AM	#7492
sonic sphere invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 4,446	__________________ "trolling asshat" - All Hail WATT "wanker" - All Hail WATT
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08.02.2009, 12:27 PM	#7494
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	Nation Lampoon's Vacation....edited for TV __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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08.02.2009, 04:52 PM	#7495
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	"I love you too, but I'm gonna mace you in the face!" __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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08.02.2009, 07:00 PM	#7496
viewtiful_alan invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Houston Texas Posts: 2,663	The Criterion Restoration (not the william s. burroughs one though): 9.5/10 5/10 SO SO overated... __________________
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08.02.2009, 07:06 PM	#7497
stu666 Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Stowmarket Posts: 13,498	__________________ http://tapewormstu.blogspot.co.uk/
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08.02.2009, 09:03 PM	#7499
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,570
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08.02.2009, 10:47 PM	#7500
acdc518 bad moon rising Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 194	http://www.esreality.com/files/place...173-lolwut.jpg /10
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