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Old 07.09.2007, 11:33 AM   #1
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went to the dr. today and they're gonna need to cut open my groin.

not only that, but all my pubes are gonna be shaved off.

wtf?...

i have a hernia ladies and gentlemen.
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Old 07.09.2007, 11:41 AM   #2
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man, that's nothing.

i had a skin tag removed from my nut sack recently.

this involved: lying on a piece of paper with my cock out waiting for the doctor and his female assistant to prepare 'things' while they chatted politics, watching in horror as my balls were injected, watching in horror as the skin was sliced and finally watching, hearing and smelling in horror as the wound was burnt shut.

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Old 07.09.2007, 11:47 AM   #3
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you're going to have a hard time convincing me this isn't just some cooked up reason to have someone else shave yr balls.

BALL SHAVERS!
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Old 07.09.2007, 12:55 PM   #4
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Old 07.09.2007, 01:02 PM   #5
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Old 07.09.2007, 01:11 PM   #6
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Sorry to hear. If it helps, you really don't have it that bad though! I had to have a camera and tube filled with steralized water go up the hole all the way into my bladder, and I honestly didn't think it would fit. And I have a testicular cancer risk because of extra calcium deposits, so I have to get a catscan and have this hot nurse to feel my left nut every 6 months
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Old 07.09.2007, 02:53 PM   #7
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they shaved off all my pubes when i had appendicitis.
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Old 07.09.2007, 02:53 PM   #8
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I have had Hernia's as a kid, I think the exact number they operated on me on that thing alone was 6 or 7.
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Old 07.09.2007, 04:08 PM   #9
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I was born with a hernia, its all fine now, but caused me problems as little kid. Hope you are feeling better soon.
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Old 07.09.2007, 04:11 PM   #10
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I may be headed down the same path. I need to get a check up this summer and I feel a couple of spots in my abdomen that will likely need hernia surgery. Bring on the vicodin!!!!!!

I have had a cyst removed from where the urethra passes throgh the prostrate gland. they had to go in through my pee-hole. I bled through my snake eye for two days. all i remember is waking up, checking to see if they had to put a catheter in Big Red, and being very glad not to find one. plus blood everyehere on the hospital sheets.

nasty!
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Old 07.09.2007, 04:44 PM   #11
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I don't think I will ever let anyone go near my meat and potatoes with a syringe or scalpel..
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Old 07.09.2007, 04:58 PM   #12
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the family jewels are prone to damage!

keep yr balls clean danny
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Old 07.09.2007, 04:59 PM   #13
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I do. I tend to them well and with care as a gardener would to a rose bush. :]
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Old 07.09.2007, 05:07 PM   #14
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i had a hernia about 2 yrs ago, went to the Hossie, got split open stitched back up, a little sore but not something that laying on the couch for 2 weeks with a mountain of DVD's and everyone waitin on me hand and foot didnt fix.

get well soon man, you'll be grand.
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Old 07.09.2007, 05:41 PM   #15
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It seems that way too many of you guys have had penis problems.
Go figure.

Not me, baby.
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Old 07.09.2007, 06:20 PM   #16
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Old 07.09.2007, 06:35 PM   #17
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I'm booked in to get my appendix out after it burst a month or two ago.
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Old 07.09.2007, 06:38 PM   #18
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I may be headed down the same path. I need to get a check up this summer and I feel a couple of spots in my abdomen that will likely need hernia surgery. Bring on the vicodin!!!!!!

I have had a cyst removed from where the urethra passes throgh the prostrate gland. they had to go in through my pee-hole. I bled through my snake eye for two days. all i remember is waking up, checking to see if they had to put a catheter in Big Red, and being very glad not to find one. plus blood everyehere on the hospital sheets.

nasty!

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr man this gave me the fucking willies man you are hard fucking core to tell this so nonchalantly-- i'd have major ptsd...
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Old 07.09.2007, 06:57 PM   #19
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Oh boy. I dread the thought of anything going in my cock. I know people who have had tubes up there and I get all uneasy thinking about it. Don't think I'd be able to allow it - the uncomfort factor would be extremely high.
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Old 07.09.2007, 09:07 PM   #20
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Oh boy. I dread the thought of anything going in my cock. I know people who have had tubes up there and I get all uneasy thinking about it. Don't think I'd be able to allow it - the uncomfort factor would be extremely high.
No worries, if nothing goes wrong beforehand they won't test you until you're over 50 I believe.

The regular tests aren't too too bad, it's just a needle just in and out really quick. Still VERY uncomfortable though, I got teary eyed when I got it.




I'll describe how bad surgery was for me if you're willing to read it. They put the regular test swab in, only covered in fluid to freeze the penis. This hurts tonnes, but I thought it would be better afterwards because I wouldn't feel anything. And two minutes later I couldn't feel anything down there. It was like the feeling when you touch your hand or foot when the circulation has been cut off for a while. When the camera and tube were in, it was terribly painful still. Probably the worst pain I've ever felt. After the camera scan, the tube poured steralized water into my bladder. He kept filling it too.

Doctor: More?
Me: NO. FUCK IT'S FULL. STOP
Doctor: Is it full?

And it was like pouring water into a glass until it started overflowing. He finally stopped and pulled the tube out, so I ran to the washroom. But everything just...burnt. And I wanted to piss the burning out, but everytime I tried, it burnt more. I was screaming in the hospital hallway hunched over, and people looked but I really care at the time. The burning lasted a good part of the day.

I'm just glad I don't have to do it again. Lesson: Don't fuck around with drugs or STD's.
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